Thoughts from the porch

                                                Thoughts from the porch

                                                      By: Lisa Morgan

 

Have you ever wondered why people who tout everyone should be open minded are actually themselves air heads? Why is that do you suppose? Maybe the new "buzz" word for the moment is open minded, which is the new term for air head, the more offensively term, for those who won't take the time to think or they have more than one brain fart at at time. Some of these open minded folks aka air heads have perpetual brain farts, which may have resulted in their blinds being blown one too many times. Perhaps it's the brain farts, that have caused the door to have remained open, on their minds leading to the open mind. 

The humorous part is that the open minded people often times are not open minded at all, they simply want everyone around them to be open minded to their thoughts, ideology or whims. Your mother said shut the door for a reason! Just for the record I must also add that brain fart is the more offensively term for senior moment or lapse of judgment or misspoken. Slice it anyway that you like, the meaning is the same....brain fart! The moment when you see the light bulb in some one's brain get switched on usually is the after thought of the brain fart. I'm here to enlighten those who suffer from being too open minded, without actually thinking through thoughts. You know what I mean, just allowing those thoughts to flow in one ear through the brain & out the other ear & never retaining anything. They allow someone else to tell them what to think because it's easier than actually thinking for themselves which requires work. We all know most people nowadays run the opposite direction of work. Work is the dreaded four letter word that is whispered while the new four letter word that is embraced is F#ck! Why is that? People used to be ashamed to say that "F" word & now it's like a badge of honor. What is going on people?

Please save an air head from too much open mindedness. Tell them to shut the door & ponder topics. Help stop brain farts across America! Help the open minded by handing out common sense to go along with that open mind. Common sense is the cure for all brain farts, perpetual open mindedness, misspoken words, lapse of judgment. Senior moments will happen to those well up in years & their cache of common sense should purchase them a well deserved break, for that senior moment.

It is great to being open minded to suggestions, to seeing some one's view, to addressing a situation from a different approach, but to leave the door open to the mind is dayhem foolish. You can't let everything into your brain without having a filter on it! Think of your brain, as your home. You have a door to your home to allow people to enter & exit, to keep things in & things out. Folks in the south have screen doors beyond the doors allow fresh air to flow in & keeping the unwanted pests like flies & mosquitoes out. Likewise with the brain you should have a filter to keep out things that are toxic, dangerous, ignorant or plain foolish from living in your brain. Those are my thoughts from the porch, the place that I ponder my thoughts while sipping on tea, mostly tea. I hope you kept your open mind while reading this blog & that you laughed along the way. Now don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you! Come back real soon for the next installment.

Thank you for sharing your time with me,

Lisa Morgan

                 Author of Get Beach Slapped a satirical reality check book


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"Life is all about how you handle Plan B"

"Life is all about how you handle Plan B"

by Lisa Morgan                                                                               Dec. 20, 2016

Don't you just hate it when your preferred plan of action aka "Plan A" gets fumbled? The next thing you know you're looking at your options, one of which would be your backup plan or "Plan B". When you have failed at "Plan A" the original plan of action, which is usually your preferred method of approach, then you can typically look to a good "Plan B", for your backup plan. 

It's imperative to have a good "Plan B" you can more often land on your feet rather than on your butt, see the failure of "Plan A" to remind you of the fall you took. "Plan A" as a general rule will not come with a soft because you intended to succeed, from the beginning. Who wants to fail? Now that we have established "Plan A" is not a fail proof or even a fool proof plan, then we must do due diligence, to ensure the utmost success with "Plan B".  Failure is not the goal in anything you seek out to accomplish, otherwise you would simply stay on the couch or in bed, which is never the answer to anything.

You may find that your secondary course of action could very well be the better option to have taken from the beginning, but perhaps you were overly anxious, unprepared or just ego driven with the original "Plan A". If we assume the "Plan A" was from being an unprepared, overly anxious, egomaniac; then you can safely rename your "plan of action" to "plan of an ass". You will soon realize "Plan A" is not nearly as appealing as it once was, now is it? The backup plan you thought was for losers might  be viewed as the "plan of blessings" or the new & improved  "Plan B". It all depends on your perspective.

The perspective you normally will achieve, after having fallen on your butt is usually one of humbleness or regret, when you can look at it as a learning experience. Somehow we humans view learning experiences as a positive thing versus failures as a negative vibe. When they are in fact one in the same, as in the glass is half full or half empty. The glass may be at the halfway mark, neither empty or full, but waiting for the next course of action. If you realize it's up to you to either fill the glass or empty it, then you place yourself in control, rather than being helpless. Your next move determines the outcome, while unwittingly you are building your character. you'll need that character if "Plan B" turns out to be a dud, because "Plan C" the plan of character building is sometimes called the "curve-ball plan" or the"couch plan", because you never anticipated having a backup plan for the backup plan. The couch plan" usually consists having a pity party, eating, drinking, continuing the pity party alone, eating while wearing your once loose sweats or yoga pants, until you've gained 20 pounds & those loose sweats or yoga pants make you feel like a sausage in a tight casing.  Your occupy the couch approach will hopefully become so boring, that a new "plan of direction" or "Plan D" is inevitable. Hey sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to ensure that you are not still planted on the couch with your "Plan D" being the "depression plan". Slap yourself back into reality with a good old fashioned "Beach Slap" or a wave of reality, as I like to call it. Reality checks are the answer to selfies.

Life is all about how you handle "Plan B". Karma is always watching to see if after "Plan A" you played by the rules or if you went rogue. Those who go rogue, throwing out the Golden Rule & replacing it with Lawlessness or the lack of all rules, find that Karma has named "Plan B" the "Bitch Plan". We all know Karma is a bitch when you do not play fairly. Karma smiles warmly upon those who try their best & their "Plan B" will be a "Blessed Plan". 

Make your plans but do know that while you make plans, God laughs.

Thanks for visiting,

Lisa Morgan

Author of the reality check humor book GET BEACH SLAPPED

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Reality TV: Watch the Survivors Race for the White House 2016

Reality TV : Watch the Survivors Race for the White House 2016     

By: Lisa Morgan                                                    Nov. 9, 2016

Hillary Clinton spent months spouting, "This is not a Reality TV show!", but she was wrong yet again. We Americans witnessed the ultimate Reality TV Show that lasted far longer than 13 episodes, this mega marathon went on for a year & a half, although it seem like decades. Nonetheless, we could not tune it out, even if we wanted to because almost every where we turned it was blaring at us. It was everywhere, like your Mom when you're 14 years old! We have reality checks galore. We have humble pie with a side order of crow eating contest followed by a rousing order of shoveling manure.

We had sex, lies, videotape, audiotape, lies, accusations, name calling, humor, screeching, limitless budgets, late term abortion, spirit cooking & occasionally promises to either go farther than a the previous guy while growing stronger or building walls for safety while simultaneously making money. We heard Hillary talk about coddling illegals & renaming them undocumented citizens or asylum seekers. Trump spoke of banning sanctuary cities that coddle illegals & deporting them back to their homelands. There were even ladies who accused Bill Clinton of rape & groping them, while Hillary & Bill Clinton neither one denied the accusations & Bill did in fact pay one of them almost a million dollars two decades ago, then the Clinton's managed to act, as if these ladies did not exist on planet Earth. Meanwhile back at the Trump camp, they starting dodging women coming out of the woodwork like ghosts in a paranormal series. The funny thing about this seemingly endless parade of women  was that one by one their stories got more outlandish than the next, as if they were vying for their 15 minutes of fame. Also one by one the stories were debunked as false & one of them did admit to receiving payment from the Hillary camp to falsely smear Trump with lies.  Trump threatened law suits & all the women shut up miraculously. Wow! 

Hillary never did shut up neither did Trump. The insults went on for months until they were more than most people could bear & we all felt like we had seen one too many slasher films. The ultimate Reality TV show climaxed with a twist & turn ending that shocked the mainstream media along with Hollywood. The season finale was a real shocker for some & expected outcome for others, as America shouted with glee as the new President of the United States Donald J. Trump was elected as our 45th President. Hillary Clinton refused to show her face to many of her adoring fans as they waited in cold temps in New York City, on election night. She finally mad a dramatic appearance looking like a battered soldier after a long battle, but wearing a royal purple & black pantsuit ensemble, which Tim Kaine, his wife & Bill Clinton had to coordinate with her. The Royal purple mourning brigade marched on stage as if going to the gallows. No one could have scripted any of this election 2016.

So if you still think the Real Housewives or any other Reality TV show has shown us more than the campaign for the White House 2016, then you are just plain wrong! Millions of people watched & hundreds of millions of people voted, even some dead folks appeared as zombies to vote continue to vote Democrat. You know those liberals do not go off into the night without a fight. The Ultimate Reality Show starred Donald J. Trump & Hillary Rodham Clinton. Either you loved them, hated them or you just wanted to never see them again, but you could not quit watching them. America cheered them on until the last moments somewhere near 3 am on Nov 9, 2016, when Trump was declared the winner & America's next President. Does anyone else feel like he should have taken a walk down a long runway with a sash? America Won & we should all be elated, to have the opportunity to reunite as a nation, from the divisiveness of the last eight years. We should pull together. Americans of both genders & various races voted in Donald J. Trump, as President & likewise we should all help each other to heal. 

The rioting & temper tantrums from the leftist liberals must stop! Your candidate did not win, so you will go out & protest or riot. Will you also make a video tape? Your candidate did not win & at this point what difference does it make? Grow up & realize you will not get paid anymore to protest. You will have to pay your own way in this world & if you insist on behaving badly, cursing at newscasters because you think it's cool to use swear words on national TV, then maybe you should go back home to Daddy's basement to live until you can grow up & toughen up. The world owes you nothing! You can either be a productive part of society or you can cower in a corner being offended like a coward. The choice is yours because America is the land of the free, where you have choices & we salute freedom. One more footnote, if you insist on burning the American flag & stomping on it, then get your sorry ass to the closest border & cross it with the Hollywood & music industry elitists. True American are proud of our flag & those who died for it, so you buttercups can protests & burn our flags, even though you are unappreciative spoiled brats! 

All of us who did not vote for Obama endured blows one after the other to the gut & we turned our cheeks to be repeatedly slapped. We took it on the chin for eight long years biding our time until we could free ourselves from the tyranny of the Obama & Biden reign accompanied by Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, Loretta Lynch & Eric Holder as supporting cast members. Yet all of you offended, liberal globalists can only find solace in rioting, marching in protests, burning or damaging other people's property because you say "Love Trumps Hate", but you are the largest group of haters among us. Hillary Clinton & Obama along with all of the Democrats waved the tattered race card until it was frayed. America flipped out Trump card back at you & now you're offended so you will throw a tantrum. Grow up!

God Bless America & God please guide Donald J. Trump & Mike Pence, as they lead America for the next 4-8 years. Can we finally hear Trump say,"You're Fired!" I suppose that will come in the spin off series "Make America Great Again!"

Lisa Morgan

Author of the reality check humor book "Get Beach Slapped"
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My Bucket List became a Bouquet List

My Bucket List became a Bouquet List

written by Lisa Morgan                                                                                         3/25/2016
                          
Life happens to us when we aren't paying attention. Sometimes if we take a moment to reflect on our lives then we find the most amazing things were taking place; things that we had wished for at times but never expected to happen. Dreams can become reality. It's what you do when the dream becomes reality that truly matters the most.

Everyone it seems is making bucket lists these days. You know that good old to do list of things we want to experience before we kick the proverbial bucket falling into the final resting place.  It made perfectly good sense to me sit down in front of my laptop, peck away at the keys to produce a simple bucket list. What I found was it's not as easy as you might think. My premise was that if you had only one day left to live, but you could do anything or go anywhere to do that anything; what would it be? I was stumped. I thought I would reflect on the fifteen years of my life, in order to get some perspective on the things I had wanted to accomplish but never quite got around to doing, in the South we call that "roundtuit" or get around to it. I sat down with a paper & pen at my kitchen bar to pen what I've accomplished over the last fifteen years. God bring you what you need in the season that you need it to come to you, even if you had forgotten what you needed.

I'm a dreamer with realist tendencies or vice versa & even so I consider myself to be a down to earth person. What I found was quite astonishing to me. My bucket list of things I had wanted to achieve twenty years ago had actually happened to me, not necessarily that I felt like I made them happen. Does that make any sense? I had at various time vocalized or day dreamed about wanting to attain certain goals, but with the direction that my life was going at the time, I might as well have been hoping to walk on the moon or dance with Brad Pitt. Although the dance with Brad Pitt option will remain open as long as I'm breathing. 
I digress once again so back to the handwritten list I was penning while sitting at the bar in my kitchen one morning. I sipped on my second large mug of java clicking my pen on the counter top. I started to put down on paper my achievements minuscule or grande. This is what I wrote:

Create Paintings or Artwork
 Sell at least one painting or piece of artwork (I'm an Artist)
 Get on a Plane (Conquered a fear)
Write TV show concepts & have them looked at by Hollywood Execs
Go to Hollywood Oscar parties (realize that I'm Not the starstruck type)
Buy a Mercedes ( realize the new wears off the label after a few weeks but still cool )
Produce & Direct a documentary film   (I'm a Producer & Director)
Write a Screenplay & have it filmed (I'm a Screenwriter)
Write a book
Have an admired comic laugh at my writing (David Brenner)
Write, Act, Produce & Direct a sizzle reel for a TV show (I'm an Actress)
Act in film play productions in Georgia (Not Oscar worthy just fun)
Find True Forgiveness
Pay cash for a house (good timing both in buying, selling & buying again)
Realize that you have a best friend, a true friend
Have my book Published (I'm an Author)
Sell at least one copy of my book (Yay!)
Write a Blog
Go to a Rolling Stones concert
Realize my soulmate is not perfect but neither am I
Appreciate my life

When I had finished this list of accomplishments, it dawned on me that this was an awesome bucket list, that I never could have imagined accomplishing twenty years ago. I decided to rename "My Bucket List" with a more deserving name & I christened it "My Bouquet List". The list had become a much more aromatic, colorful list therefore more deserving of a title befitting a fragrant stroll in a garden of life. No matter what I achieve from here until they lay me under the earth to push up daisies, I will consider my life to have been far more colorful than I could have written for myself. You see all the BS I have dealt with has cultivated a fertile ground for a lovely garden from which to pick a bouquet of flowers. Reality checks come when you least expect them but are most needed. God had given me a Bouquet List, while I was looking for a Bucket List. All things are possible with God.

Thank you for taking your time to join me,
Lisa Morgan
Author of the Get Beach Slapped book, a satirical reality check on life.
www.getbeachslapped.com

Don't walk, Honey it's time to Dance!

written by Lisa Morgan                                                                                 3/21/2016

You spend the first year of your life trying to yearning to walk. You spend the following six months of your life learning to walk & the next six months learning to run. What no one told you was that you'd spend the next eighteen years of your life walking or running to somewhere, anywhere but where your parents wanted you to be at the time. You spend the following twenty years running in every direction attempting to meet all of the goals that you'd set for yourself in your youth; only to find out there was never enough time to get all of it done, but there's always tomorrow or the next ten years right? It's frightening how fast the next ten years go by considering how slow the first twenty went, which somehow doesn't seem at all fair or right. Now that you've turned fifty, the big five oh my gosh, what happened to my youth & when did those start sagging?

Welcome to the world of the late bloomers, who thought there would always be time until there never seemed to be enough time. When you finally decide what makes you happy, not necessarily what you do for a living but what makes your heart skip a beat or makes your soul dance, you find out the clock is running faster than an Olympiad sprinter. Nonetheless you have found your passion. Now how do you combine that with making a living? Don't you just love a challenge? Challenges are what we as humans deal with everyday, so think of this as one of the best challenges because the reward is getting paid to do what you love! Remember no one lies on their death bed wishing they had spent more time at the office or washing more clothes & cleaning the baseboards more than when their Mom was visiting.

You have had plenty of experience walking & running by age fifty, that now don't walk cause honey it's time to dance. Parlay that passion of yours into a paycheck. You have a good twenty years left in the workforce so why not spend  those years with a glide in your stride, because let's face it after seventy it will become more difficult to walk much less glide. What are you waiting for? You saw how incredibly fast those last ten years went by! You were looking good one day & the next your hair was filled with these two inch long grey hairs that defied gravity, while your other body parts fell victim to gravity; not to mention the wrinkles appearing overnight accompanied by those annoying aches & pains. You better get off your ever growing backside while you still can & dance to the beat of your inner music. Whatever it is that makes your heart sing & your soul wanna dance, that's what will motivate you to get up every morning & to succeed.

Don't wait till the scoreboard has three seconds left to say "Oh no!", because those three seconds do not go in slow motion. I was with my Dad the last ten days of his life, as were my siblings & my Mom. My Dad fell into a coma & remained in that state until he died except for a brief moment when he woke up asking my Mom where he was. She quickly told him he was in the hospital & had been for about a week due to a series of mini strokes he had suffered along with a more intense stroke. My Dad looked over to see me standing next to him, which meant one thing, that I had driven a four hour drive to be with him at the hospital  & that could not be good. My Dad's last words were "Oh Shit!" Nothing like going out with a memorable two words wouldn't you say?

I knew immediately what he meant. No I'm not ready, there's so much more I want to do & to say, but the time on the scoreboard was running out. No more time outs left in the game. My Dad & I had a heated exchange about six months before he died, which was my fault & we never made up. This was also my "Oh Shit!" moment. As it turns out this would be a life changing moment for me in more ways than I could imagine at the time. I would never be the same, aside from the obvious that within a few days my Dad would be deceased.

I starting closing doors & opening new ones. I had no idea what I was doing but I knew I had to start moving to the beat of my inner music. I started writing again after a very long hiatus. I wrote a few screenplays, wrote a reality check satirical book. I actually had one of my favorite comedians David Brenner tell me that he thought I was funny & continue to write, which I did. The more I listened to my inner music, the more the song led me away from the limelight but to the sunlight. What I mean is that I do not desire fame or fortune but peace of mind, for me that is living simple. I never thought I would want to be surrounded by nature far away from neighbors or a big city but that is what I desire. Serenity, solitude & peace are things that are priceless to me, although I do realize I'll have to keep writing to pay for that serenity but it's the serenity that forges my desire to write which helps me find solitude. Funny how that works isn't it?

I'm going to spend my next twenty years dancing, maybe slow dancing, as I'm not moving like I used to ten years ago, but I'm dancing just the same. I want my soul to shine with such joy that all those mystic types think I have an aura, when in fact it's soul shine. I'm striving each day to be right with God in heaven. I know I'm doing better each day at that job but I'm no where near as good as I should be. I'll keep on working on myself because as it turns out I'm quite flawed. Aren't we all? I will keep on listening to my inner music humming a tune as I dance to my own beat. I want for my last words to be, "Now that was a dance."

Thank you for taking your time to join me,
Lisa Morgan

Author of the reality check satirical book "Get Beach Slapped"
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You Never Saw it Coming....Until the Trump Sounded!

You never saw it coming....until the Trump sounded!

 written by Lisa Morgan                                2/27/2016

I ran across this show on Newsmax TV last night called "Unfiltered". I watched a documentary film titled "They Come to America 3: Obama's Legacy", which was very enlightening. Not living in a metropolis, a southern border town or a northern border town, in Michigan or Minnesota in particular, I did not fully comprehend the extent of the Muslim invasion, the invasion of Illegals. Unless you experience it first hand, you truly do not get the same perspective on the situation. My eyes were opened to exactly why many thousands or hundreds of thousands of Trump fans are concrete in their position to align with him come what may.

When you live in the aforementioned areas or a large city, where your daily life is infested with illegals & Muslims who are living off of the entitlements that we taxpayers foot the bill for, or you have your children coming home from school with stories of how they are being taught about Islam, then you can not fully appreciate the anger in America. I am also angry but my vision was blocked, as I did not see the entire picture. I believe many of us are blinded to a certain extent. My small area is not flooded with Muslims like other areas but when the sun goes down the illegals come out to Walmart & rarely in the daylight. Odd but true.

You see after watching this documentary, doing more research on the web, I now understand the cries of the masses who follow Trump. It is a travesty what the Democrats, the Liberals Progressives have done to this country under Obama & with his blessing under his reign. The Republicans should have done much more to stop him but they have not. The country has suffered, much like in a nasty divorce where children are the ones who suffer, Americans have been the pawns in an ugly, vicious fight among the political parties. The Democrats have lied, stripped away rights, crammed gay marriage, transgender surgeries, partial birth & late term abortions down our throats like geese being force fed before their slaughter, so the wealthy can dine on pate. Americans have been oppressed by political garbage paraded as Political Correctness, whereby if you have any normal, rational, average thoughts you are rapidly demeaned by being called a bigot, racist, offensive zealot, therefore Americans were shamed into complying with the PC police or thought/speech police headed up by the Liberals. Democrats slowly moved into be called liberals, the progressives & now the Democratic socialist. Slowly bit by bit acclimating society to their extreme views & abnormal values. The more they have you accept the more you will accept as normal until abnormal is the "new Normal". TV & movie, music industries have been doing this for decades, the political ideologues of the 1960's & 1970's who followed socialism have wormed their way into the white House via Bill & Hillary Clinton aka Hill-Billy along with Barack & Michelle Obama, Joe Biden, John Kerry, Eric Holder, Loretta Lynch, Al Gore etc. Google them to see what they have done. They are all socialist progressives who are for One World Order, as they want America to walk lock step with them in a Hitler manner. They know America will Not Willingly do this at first BUT given time, patience, redefining words, renaming what you know to be right as wrong & vice versa some where along the way you will become accustomed or conditioned to accept certain changes, until one day you realize that the America you knew has been Changed. While you were working to make a living wage to feed your family, the progressives were scheming their way into political positions where they are paid with American Taxpayer dollars, to implement their Alinsky/Lennon ideology. They knew you wanted to give your children a better America, so they took advantage of that & of Americans going one step further to indoctrinate your children while they were in public schools or colleges. When you awoke from what seemed like a nightmare to find that your hometown now has 20% unemployment, although the federal government under Obama admit to 4-6% at any given time, you see that can not possibly be true. You see Muslims on every corner not assimilating, many of them not speaking English especially the women, yet they demand special dietary considerations for their children in public schools. They demand their rights even though many thousands, hundreds of thousands are Not even citizens yet they demand, that we cower to their demands. You see illegals from Mexico, the Middle East being trained for jobs Americans once held, but the Progressives try to hypnotize you into believing that those jobs are not wanted by Americans. More lies!

 The brainwashing began with Bill Clinton asking the most ignorant question in the history of mankind, "What is IS?" Let's face it from there it was all downhill when a disgraced sitting President can ask such a obviously redundant question while being questioned on impeachment charges. Bill Clinton is a blight on America! Just this week he attempted in a feeble cracking voice to verbally assault a vet who asked about Bengahzi at a Hillary rally. Well what about it Hillary? What about Bengahzi? You see if you are the POTUS to the Secretary of State you were not hired to be  asking philosophical questions like "What is IS or Bengahzi is a video tape or is it?" The Clintons failed America, just as the Obamas have failed.

Mitch McConnell, John Boehner neither one held Obama accountable for his feckless, reckless executive actions. They failed as well! Obama has broken several laws & now it seems Paul Ryan is walking down the same path of the GOP, down the yellow brick road of the Washington Beltway. It is unlawful to allow a POTUS to put radical Islam before the security of the American people. You can not expect to have the American people respect the law if the sitting President, the former Secretary of State, the IRS as a whole are all breaking laws including the DOJ who were running guns into Mexico under the guise of Fast & Furious. How about some of these people in the White House admin face charges? Now that would check up some of the lawlessness. The White House thinks they can brainwash America into falling for their racial divisive rhetoric, assaulting police officers with upholding such groups as BLM or Black Lives Matter while disregarding All Lives Matter. Anything less than All Lives Matter is racist! The brainwashing of good is bad, bad is good, wrong is right, right is wrong has got to stop. America is fed up with sugar coating BS & force feeding it to us under the branding of "Health Food", the entire PC culture is nothing more than BS or plain old crap!


The more you accept, the more you will accept much like a hostage being brainwashed or a spouse who is abused, at some point your view of normal becomes skewed, you are told 3 or more times repeatedly in sentences the same lies until you begin to accept the lies as truth. One day you wake up to this madness of ghost towns where thriving towns once were, Muslims demanding Sharia Law & that those around them not cook pork as it offends them. You see bus loads of Mexicans none of whom speak English disembarking from the bus onto a construction site, yet you friends in this industry can not find work.

Trump has struck a chord with Americans of many races fed up with the Federal Government, fed up with bureaucracy, fed up with lies, fed up with having America hijacked by illegals who came here illegally & feed off of our system like ticks. Obama has played the magician far too long asking that you look at the right hand while the left hand waves in illegals. You are so distracted that you never see that the border fences were left wide open in spots strategically next to Cartel warehouses where drugs are being made & illegals flow through, you never saw it. You never wanted to be handed a name tag that would stick to you, a name such as racist, heartless bigot so when Nancy Pelosi calls Illegals the new term of "Undocumented Workers" well you just accepted that as a nicer version, a more non-offensive version of the real word Illegal.
Let's cut the the reality check shall we? All BS aside no hold barred, the truth is if something is not legal it IS illegal. If someone is not here legally, then they are illegal...period. No more sugar coating the issues! America has allowed fast talking liars like Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Hillary & Bill Clinton, Barack & Michelle Obama, John Kerry, Joe Biden to hijack America!

The Democratic party who I once was a member of many years ago, allowed whack jobs like Debbie Wasserman Schultz along with her progressive buddies to push the lines farther & farther left, until Bingo you have hit socialism as a political party. It happened quicker than anyone thought thanks to the PC police & their minions through social media branding people with the "Race" card branding iron.
Trump struck a chord & the choir behind him sang a Twisted Sister tune, "We're not gonna take it!" America has had enough of being fed a diet of BS. America will not tolerate the arrogance of people like Hillary saying to a crowd of mostly black Alabamians, "They are going to take away your rights, your right to vote." Lies All lies! America has awaken from the Party From Hell & they are mad as hell! America will undoubtedly overwhelming vote in Donald J. Trump to be our next President of the United States of America. Regardless of what you may think of him or his lack of policies other than to hire the right people, he will no doubt be 1000% percent better than the alternative of a untrustworthy Hillary who just this last week barked like a dog to get votes. The bitch has barked! Then there would be the Feel the Heartburn Bernie who promises to complete the transformation that Obama began in making America a third world country to atone for her sins of being successful.

I know see why the Trump fans have firmly planted their feet into the ground for The Donald, they are afraid that we do not have another 4 years to gamble with anymore, after what Obama has done in the last 7 years. It's beyond reprehensible! So Trump fans I am coming to accept your choice. I see why you are asking Republicans, Conservatives, Independents & Rhino Democrats, hell any Democrats to coalesce around Trump to save America! We may not have another roll of the dice. We gambled with the last 23 almost 24 years & look what we got for it. I will encourage all who are not Progressives & Socialists to rally around the GOP nominee to defeat the Democrats & save America! It would do no good to speak to Progressives or Socialists as they are too busy trying to find new ways to correct the wording to be non offensive. So to coin a phrase or word from Donald Trump & Vicente Fox "F#$k 'em!" What time is the Trump train leaving? God help me!

Thank you for taking your time to join me,
Lisa Morgan

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