Reality TV: Watch the Survivors Race for the White House 2016

Reality TV : Watch the Survivors Race for the White House 2016     

By: Lisa Morgan                                                    Nov. 9, 2016

Hillary Clinton spent months spouting, "This is not a Reality TV show!", but she was wrong yet again. We Americans witnessed the ultimate Reality TV Show that lasted far longer than 13 episodes, this mega marathon went on for a year & a half, although it seem like decades. Nonetheless, we could not tune it out, even if we wanted to because almost every where we turned it was blaring at us. It was everywhere, like your Mom when you're 14 years old! We have reality checks galore. We have humble pie with a side order of crow eating contest followed by a rousing order of shoveling manure.

We had sex, lies, videotape, audiotape, lies, accusations, name calling, humor, screeching, limitless budgets, late term abortion, spirit cooking & occasionally promises to either go farther than a the previous guy while growing stronger or building walls for safety while simultaneously making money. We heard Hillary talk about coddling illegals & renaming them undocumented citizens or asylum seekers. Trump spoke of banning sanctuary cities that coddle illegals & deporting them back to their homelands. There were even ladies who accused Bill Clinton of rape & groping them, while Hillary & Bill Clinton neither one denied the accusations & Bill did in fact pay one of them almost a million dollars two decades ago, then the Clinton's managed to act, as if these ladies did not exist on planet Earth. Meanwhile back at the Trump camp, they starting dodging women coming out of the woodwork like ghosts in a paranormal series. The funny thing about this seemingly endless parade of women  was that one by one their stories got more outlandish than the next, as if they were vying for their 15 minutes of fame. Also one by one the stories were debunked as false & one of them did admit to receiving payment from the Hillary camp to falsely smear Trump with lies.  Trump threatened law suits & all the women shut up miraculously. Wow! 

Hillary never did shut up neither did Trump. The insults went on for months until they were more than most people could bear & we all felt like we had seen one too many slasher films. The ultimate Reality TV show climaxed with a twist & turn ending that shocked the mainstream media along with Hollywood. The season finale was a real shocker for some & expected outcome for others, as America shouted with glee as the new President of the United States Donald J. Trump was elected as our 45th President. Hillary Clinton refused to show her face to many of her adoring fans as they waited in cold temps in New York City, on election night. She finally mad a dramatic appearance looking like a battered soldier after a long battle, but wearing a royal purple & black pantsuit ensemble, which Tim Kaine, his wife & Bill Clinton had to coordinate with her. The Royal purple mourning brigade marched on stage as if going to the gallows. No one could have scripted any of this election 2016.

So if you still think the Real Housewives or any other Reality TV show has shown us more than the campaign for the White House 2016, then you are just plain wrong! Millions of people watched & hundreds of millions of people voted, even some dead folks appeared as zombies to vote continue to vote Democrat. You know those liberals do not go off into the night without a fight. The Ultimate Reality Show starred Donald J. Trump & Hillary Rodham Clinton. Either you loved them, hated them or you just wanted to never see them again, but you could not quit watching them. America cheered them on until the last moments somewhere near 3 am on Nov 9, 2016, when Trump was declared the winner & America's next President. Does anyone else feel like he should have taken a walk down a long runway with a sash? America Won & we should all be elated, to have the opportunity to reunite as a nation, from the divisiveness of the last eight years. We should pull together. Americans of both genders & various races voted in Donald J. Trump, as President & likewise we should all help each other to heal. 

The rioting & temper tantrums from the leftist liberals must stop! Your candidate did not win, so you will go out & protest or riot. Will you also make a video tape? Your candidate did not win & at this point what difference does it make? Grow up & realize you will not get paid anymore to protest. You will have to pay your own way in this world & if you insist on behaving badly, cursing at newscasters because you think it's cool to use swear words on national TV, then maybe you should go back home to Daddy's basement to live until you can grow up & toughen up. The world owes you nothing! You can either be a productive part of society or you can cower in a corner being offended like a coward. The choice is yours because America is the land of the free, where you have choices & we salute freedom. One more footnote, if you insist on burning the American flag & stomping on it, then get your sorry ass to the closest border & cross it with the Hollywood & music industry elitists. True American are proud of our flag & those who died for it, so you buttercups can protests & burn our flags, even though you are unappreciative spoiled brats! 

All of us who did not vote for Obama endured blows one after the other to the gut & we turned our cheeks to be repeatedly slapped. We took it on the chin for eight long years biding our time until we could free ourselves from the tyranny of the Obama & Biden reign accompanied by Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, Loretta Lynch & Eric Holder as supporting cast members. Yet all of you offended, liberal globalists can only find solace in rioting, marching in protests, burning or damaging other people's property because you say "Love Trumps Hate", but you are the largest group of haters among us. Hillary Clinton & Obama along with all of the Democrats waved the tattered race card until it was frayed. America flipped out Trump card back at you & now you're offended so you will throw a tantrum. Grow up!

God Bless America & God please guide Donald J. Trump & Mike Pence, as they lead America for the next 4-8 years. Can we finally hear Trump say,"You're Fired!" I suppose that will come in the spin off series "Make America Great Again!"

Lisa Morgan

Author of the reality check humor book "Get Beach Slapped"
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Spoiled Apples do Not become Apple Butter, they become Rotten to the Core

Spoiled Apples do Not become Apple Butter; 

they become Rotten to the Core

by Lisa Morgan                                                                  Sept 6, 2016

Apples conjure up visions of gardens, Eve & the infamous apple, apple bobbing & apples falling from trees. Although it's quite astounding how in an apple orchard Eve & Adam found fig leaves, I tend to believe they might have been in a grove of fig trees. Nevertheless Eve is synonymous with taking a bite out of an apple. Would she have done so if she had seen how rotten that apple was? After all any cook will tell you spoiled apples do not become apple butter; they become rotten to the core. You do not eat that which is rotten without paying a high price in the near future.

At what point did America choose to look the other way, as corrupt politicians tickled our ears with fanciful tales of what they could do for us, if we would only give them what they desired? Which obviously they desired our votes. We Americans gave up our votes in return for promises, tag lines of promises & sound bites of promises. The insatiable appetite to have it all & pay for nothing was too enticing to the millennials or the couch potatoes or those pesky Occupiers. You remember those "Occupiers of Wall Street" who went on to be employed as "professional rioters" being offended or angered at any oppression as long as it had a check attached with their names on it.

The entire Obama regime, Clinton gestapo is rotten to the core. The stench from these two groups is akin to an outhouse in July. Surely no one in America at this point can honestly defend the lawbreakers. America we the people have the Opportunity to Vote & tell Washington what we think of their lawlessness. Would you take this behavior from your children, your family, your neighbors as acceptable? Then why in the hell are you accepting it from Obama, his administration, Hillary Clinton her staffers & all of those interconnected in this vile web of deception? 

There are missing tax dollars to the tune of $6.5 trillion dollars, Obama has been giving billions more to Iran & yet he never goes to Congress or is held accountable for anything. Many Americans give him a hall pass to keep walking the halls of the White House as he shuffles off to yet another golf game. Obama has no compliance to any laws, making laws as it suits him & disregarding them as it suits him, says he is Above the Law & yet no one holds him accountable or responsible! Hillary Clinton loses thousands of emails, along with 11 cell phones which are also missing or lost in a black hole in the universe somewhere. We now know that Hillary had 13 cell phones not just one as she had previously told the American people & Congress. Unfortunately 2 of the 13 phones were smashed with hammers. One can only suppose that the alleged staffer who smashed the 2 phones was so disgruntled by the way his/her boss Hillary Clinton was being treated that he/she out of frustration found the first available $6 million hammer lying around the State Department. Surely the rules that govern American citizens do not apply to the President, former Presidents, former First Ladies, especially any Former First Lady who went on to become Secretary of State & who know is running for office of the President of the United States. I mean why would the same rules apply to such elitist that walk on different soil than we do? Forgive me I forgot they walk on air apparently & their delicate feet do not touch such things as dirt. Dirty feet might add up to dirty hands if one were to do the math so no feet with touch the ground in this administration. Got it?!

Now meanwhile back in the world of the Clintons, pay for play is considered donations, but Rod Blagojevich the disgraced Governor of Illinois is doing Federal time in prison for attempting to sell then Senator Obama's senate seat. You know that is quite different from Former President Bill Clinton & First Lady Hillary Clinton "renting out" the Lincoln bedroom at the White House to the highest bidder or "allowing access" to the State Dept. to the highest contributor to the Clinton Foundation. The Clinton Foundation is the favorite "charity" of Bill, Hillary & Chelsea Clinton. If I had a "charity" of my own, that "allowed" me to funnel or shall we say "divert" the funds, into my personal bank account, then you can bet that would be my favorite charity. It's all in the speech, the politically correct speech, you know that PC speech that Bill Clinton used with Hillary whenever she caught him cheating on her, which spilled over into otherwise polite dinner conversation in front millions of Americans. Surely you remember "What is the definition of "IS"? The transformation of America began at that moment but without hindsight how could you have possibly seen that one coming at you? The much later statements of Hillary Clinton saying much beloved things like: "what do you mean "wiped"? Like in wiped with a cloth?"As she referred to her server being wiped, no one was giggling but her along with her staffers. What difference at this point does it make America? I ask you what difference does it make?

It makes a difference or "matters" to the families of those who chose to stand up to the Clintons or the Obama regime. Remember Chris Stevens begging for help in Benghazi & he was a friend of Hillary's according to her but he was fresh out of luck, after having had dinner with a Turkish diplomat on the fateful night of the Benghazi attack. Four Americans lost their lives after a 13 hour standoff with "protestors", as Hillary & Obama called them just "protestors". I guess not unlike the "protestors" that occupied Wall Street or the protestors in Ferguson who stood with "Black Lives Matters". Maybe like those of Dallas who were used as shields, as a lone wolf gunned down police officers. Those same protestors who protested allowing everyone to know that their checks from "Black Lives Matters", which is funded by George Soros, those checks had not reached the outstretched fists of the protestors.

 How is it that so many can riot in Ferguson, after they have been given the time to destroy as their Mayor so eloquently stated just before she tripped on that pesky Freudian slip, yet they manage to go home with paychecks in tow but anyone willing to testify against the Clintons does not live to the read the obituaries the next day, they become the topic therein? Those who are brave enough to speak out aka protest or agreement to testify suddenly wind up dead but no one among the dead is given justice; no one is doing so much as a faux FBI investigation into their deaths. The remainder have sudden dementia brought on by the fear of prison but most likely death. Now I don't know about you but it seems to me if you took the political aspects out & looked at this for what it is then you would see a Cartel. Now it makes sense. While we have been busy judging the Mexicans, for their inaction in reference to the Cartels, we were being governed by our own Cartel. Look at the big picture & not the distractions.

 How far did that proverbial apple fall from the tree? Usually apples do not travel long distances when they fall, as Sir Isaac Newton, found when he sat under the apple tree. How could two people who can not seem to manage to be truthful with each other or anyone else for that matter raise an honest child. Logic would tell you that deceit, lies, distraction whether well intended or deliberately guided will breed more of the same if left unchecked, especially for decades. The Clintons managed to both lie for decades, left unchecked by Democrats, their donors, their voters just unchecked. No reality checks & balances, no IRS checks by  IRS Commissioner John Koskinen & balances, no checks & balances in spread sheets b y accountants or oversight from board members of The Clinton Foundation. None. 

This brings us to The Clinton Foundation which can apparently make a $225 Million dollar error on tax returns with no penalties. How is that possible? Maybe IRS Commissioner John Koskinen washes the delicate feet of the Clintons & Obamas, after all those feet must never be caught dirty, much less their hands. Always keeping others close by to do the actual "work" behind the scenes. The Head of the IRS did manage to keep those pesky conservatives tied up with audits, if President Obama or Hillary Clinton were offended. You know those democrats are sensitive to "being offended" much like the rest of us are sensitive to snake bites. Protestors doing dirty work rioting, burning & looting, while Black Lives Matters writes out their paychecks & George Soros bank rolls Black Lives Matters, just another one of those shovel ready jobs Obama created. 

Know that the larger image is coming into focus after the last eight years of corruption run amuck, despite the "distractions" aka lies & misdirection's, do you see the bigger picture? The spider web of lies spun by the elitists at the White House aka the professional politicians is far more intricate than the world wide web of the internet. Day by day the web is beginning to unravel with leaks from Wikkileaks, misspoken words of political correctness being translated form distractions to lies. The body count keeps rising among those who oppose or are compelled by subpoena to talk & yet the mainstream media turns a blind eye, as they eat more rotten apples waiting for them to turn sweet like apple butter. The bittersweet taste of justice will be the only thing that will make those spoiled rotten apples taste of sweet apple butter. Justice & only justice will give the American people the closure to this chapter of a long nightmare. Alas, the American people may have to settle for the sweet taste of saying just desserts aka saying good riddance to spoiled rotten apples aka professional politicians. Cleaning out a few barrels of rotten apples to make way for the new beginnings of some really appetizing apple butter made form home grown American apples sounds truly great.

Let's restore America with straight talk not more of the same aka double talk of political correctness, which is anything but correct, it's corrupt. Consider voting for Donald Trump when you go into the voting booth. Donald Trump may not always speak with PC terms or eloquence but he speaks off the cuff with passion from his heart. I'd rather have someone who does not choose their words so wisely during heated discussions than someone who asks redundant questions like what is the definition of "IS" or What do you mean by "wiped"? Those who calculate everything they say before speaking usually have something to hide, whereas those who speak off the cuff, in the moment tend to make gaffs but are telling you the truth.

 I think I will excuse myself to have some apple butter on biscuits with some sweet tea.

 Thank you for taking your time to visit,
~ Lisa Morgan 
 www.getbeachslapped.blogspot.com
Author of "Get Beach Slapped" the non PC reality check humor book.

Spin Doctors establishing what the word "Establishment" means to the voters?

written by Lisa Morgan                           3/9/2016

                Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton & Melania Trump at the Trump's wedding
(Were Republicans such as Ted Cruz, John Kasich, Rand Paul, Marco Rubio, Bobby Jindal invited? Maybe they were not established enough in the circles of the millionaires & billionaires club to be acceptable or maybe they simply did not know Donald Trump or his bride Melania. )

I find it quite interesting when people use the term "establishment". What has that term become to mean in the last year or two years? Does it means those in Washington in Congress, in the Senate or those as acting Governors of states? Does it mean those working for the current administration or both? Well if it does then all of those angry at the "establishment", as it is called, should remember that many Republicans, some Independents have been working tirelessly to fight the Democratic administration that is in place namely Barack Obama. These who have been fighting for Americans doing their jobs have met opposition, therefore you can not or should not lump all the Republicans, Independents into the same bowl with the so called "establishment". What you may be angry at is those with money & power misusing their power for gain while they try to convince you that they are just like you. What you may be angry at is Obama's failed policies & those who have protected him such as Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, along with other crony Democrats. We can also throw in John Boehner & Mitch McConnell who neither one did enough if anything to stop Obama. It would appear John Boehner wanted to bide his time as Speaker of the House to get a nice cushy paycheck for life, this was the major accomplishment of his time as Speaker of the House from where I sit. I definitely would love to hear what he did to stop Obama in his reign of tyranny against the United States of America. 

Stereotyping all those who are working to defend the Constitution, defend the American Citizens is not right. Just because some keep screaming establishment, it's like screaming "the man" back in the early 60's, which was nothing more than a way to get the masses riled up in a frenzy. Be smarter than the talking heads. Do not fall into the pitfall, that the PC types would have you fall into, because of you fall for that ploy then they begin to brainwash you. It's so easy for the liberal left to convince people that anything spoken enough is truth; when nothing could be farther from the truth. They cling to repeating an insult, repeating a lie as fact with no proof over & over until it sticks makes falsehoods truths. It is a fact that many can be fooled by the tactic used by many cult leaders, politicians, salesmen, heads of state, con artists by simply repeated a phrase or a word in a paragraph, many can be swayed to accepting this word or phrase, especially if the person giving the speech keeps reiterating repeatedly how they are telling the truth. Subtle brainwashing the masses to believing lies to be truth is nothing more than propaganda. We as American citizens should be more intelligent than those would would seek to make wrong right & right wrong. Calling someone a liar with no proof is nothing more than slander just as Hillary Clinton saying a planned act of terror in Benghazi, which led to the death of 4 Americans, was the fault of a little viewed video. As one GOP candidate like Donald Trump calls Ted Cruz liar, check to see what the facts are about the one accused of being a liar & the one calling names. Somewhere in between will lie the real truth. For the record the FBI does not have 150 agents assigned to the Hillary Clinton email scandal unless there is something to her deception & outright lies. It's the same thing as saying you are a conservative when you actually are a liberal. A person's character can be judged by those they surround themselves with or their friends.

                                         Donald Trump, Michael Bloomberg & Bill Clinton 
(Two Billionaires & a hundred Millionaire all of whom want you to believe they are just like you the average working Joe or Jill, when they are all three the best Spin Doctors in America.)

Spin doctors became infamous with the Bill Clinton presidency especially while the Monica Lewinsky affair was looming over the White House. Spin  doctors now are an accepted part of the media culture, which sometimes smells so atrocious that one would think it would need a thorough cleaning with bleach. Yes they also know how to whitewash over the facts, to wring them out replacing a fact into their web of lies, whereby to them with some fact in place, now it is all truthful. Not hardly! If it smells of BS it probably is, but what is the meaning of "is" the Clintons would ask you?!

Establishment to me is the people who have lived off of the American citizens, taxpayers backs at our expense while they have done nothing but weigh us down with more debt, which we as taxpayers are obliged to pay. The establishment are those in political office to avoid work, line their pockets with kickbacks, bribes, insider info that leads to them becoming multi millionaires while making $125,000-$250,000 in salaries per year. Somehow Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid have both become millionaires while in political office. Something definitely smells of a dirty diaper in the hamper there. Spin doctors twist the facts in their PC way to distort truth, talking in circles till most peoples heads are spinning, thus the name. I do not believe everyone holding a political office is bad or is lazy, nor do I think all of them have turned a deaf ear to the public outcry against Barack Obama, his corrupt administration or his corrupt misuse of power. There are good people working to save this country that they love, but for the others who have loved corruption, power, greed more than they have fought it, well yes they are the establishment, for they have firmly established that this is the way it will be as they attempt to force their ideology down our throats. These same "establishment cronies" have also given us the bill after slinging lies, wasting Our money/taxpayer dollars as they deem fit. They never once cared what we thought or wanted to hear what we were saying. Nancy Pelosi famously said of Obamacare, "You have to Pass the Bill to see what's in it." WTH kind of sense does that make? After the 2012 election was over some months later Harry Reid was asked in an interview about his "obvious repeated lies" while speaking on the Senate floor & to the media concerning former Governor Mitt Romney's not filing his taxes. Harry Reid glibly chided, "Well he didn't win did he?' As if Harry Reid's lies were all justified? Apparently this is how Harry Reid lives his life with no remorse for his lies and smirking over having gotten away with fooling the American people once again.

Don't allow the spin doctors, the politicians whether they are new to the game or old hat at the game to deceive you with parlor tricks a psychic would use while preying on a grieving spouse.  What "We the People" have is the power of our vote, especially in this election cycle of 2016, where so much is at stake for American citizens & our freedoms. We should use it wisely to protect us from tyranny, fascism, socialism, wasteful spending, egregious trampling on the Constitution & laws. "We the People" have rights that illegals, visitors to our country do not have, as "We the People" are the citizens, the taxpayers. Be wise, be informed, be an active participant in the elections as a citizen because many of your ancestors, many of the nations forefathers died defending our rights. Don't let their sacrifices be in vain. God Bless America! 

Thank you for taking your time to join me,
Lisa Morgan

www.getbeachslapped.com
Author of the satirical reality check book Get Beach Slapped
@thebeachwife on Twitter 

You Never Saw it Coming....Until the Trump Sounded!

You never saw it coming....until the Trump sounded!

 written by Lisa Morgan                                2/27/2016

I ran across this show on Newsmax TV last night called "Unfiltered". I watched a documentary film titled "They Come to America 3: Obama's Legacy", which was very enlightening. Not living in a metropolis, a southern border town or a northern border town, in Michigan or Minnesota in particular, I did not fully comprehend the extent of the Muslim invasion, the invasion of Illegals. Unless you experience it first hand, you truly do not get the same perspective on the situation. My eyes were opened to exactly why many thousands or hundreds of thousands of Trump fans are concrete in their position to align with him come what may.

When you live in the aforementioned areas or a large city, where your daily life is infested with illegals & Muslims who are living off of the entitlements that we taxpayers foot the bill for, or you have your children coming home from school with stories of how they are being taught about Islam, then you can not fully appreciate the anger in America. I am also angry but my vision was blocked, as I did not see the entire picture. I believe many of us are blinded to a certain extent. My small area is not flooded with Muslims like other areas but when the sun goes down the illegals come out to Walmart & rarely in the daylight. Odd but true.

You see after watching this documentary, doing more research on the web, I now understand the cries of the masses who follow Trump. It is a travesty what the Democrats, the Liberals Progressives have done to this country under Obama & with his blessing under his reign. The Republicans should have done much more to stop him but they have not. The country has suffered, much like in a nasty divorce where children are the ones who suffer, Americans have been the pawns in an ugly, vicious fight among the political parties. The Democrats have lied, stripped away rights, crammed gay marriage, transgender surgeries, partial birth & late term abortions down our throats like geese being force fed before their slaughter, so the wealthy can dine on pate. Americans have been oppressed by political garbage paraded as Political Correctness, whereby if you have any normal, rational, average thoughts you are rapidly demeaned by being called a bigot, racist, offensive zealot, therefore Americans were shamed into complying with the PC police or thought/speech police headed up by the Liberals. Democrats slowly moved into be called liberals, the progressives & now the Democratic socialist. Slowly bit by bit acclimating society to their extreme views & abnormal values. The more they have you accept the more you will accept as normal until abnormal is the "new Normal". TV & movie, music industries have been doing this for decades, the political ideologues of the 1960's & 1970's who followed socialism have wormed their way into the white House via Bill & Hillary Clinton aka Hill-Billy along with Barack & Michelle Obama, Joe Biden, John Kerry, Eric Holder, Loretta Lynch, Al Gore etc. Google them to see what they have done. They are all socialist progressives who are for One World Order, as they want America to walk lock step with them in a Hitler manner. They know America will Not Willingly do this at first BUT given time, patience, redefining words, renaming what you know to be right as wrong & vice versa some where along the way you will become accustomed or conditioned to accept certain changes, until one day you realize that the America you knew has been Changed. While you were working to make a living wage to feed your family, the progressives were scheming their way into political positions where they are paid with American Taxpayer dollars, to implement their Alinsky/Lennon ideology. They knew you wanted to give your children a better America, so they took advantage of that & of Americans going one step further to indoctrinate your children while they were in public schools or colleges. When you awoke from what seemed like a nightmare to find that your hometown now has 20% unemployment, although the federal government under Obama admit to 4-6% at any given time, you see that can not possibly be true. You see Muslims on every corner not assimilating, many of them not speaking English especially the women, yet they demand special dietary considerations for their children in public schools. They demand their rights even though many thousands, hundreds of thousands are Not even citizens yet they demand, that we cower to their demands. You see illegals from Mexico, the Middle East being trained for jobs Americans once held, but the Progressives try to hypnotize you into believing that those jobs are not wanted by Americans. More lies!

 The brainwashing began with Bill Clinton asking the most ignorant question in the history of mankind, "What is IS?" Let's face it from there it was all downhill when a disgraced sitting President can ask such a obviously redundant question while being questioned on impeachment charges. Bill Clinton is a blight on America! Just this week he attempted in a feeble cracking voice to verbally assault a vet who asked about Bengahzi at a Hillary rally. Well what about it Hillary? What about Bengahzi? You see if you are the POTUS to the Secretary of State you were not hired to be  asking philosophical questions like "What is IS or Bengahzi is a video tape or is it?" The Clintons failed America, just as the Obamas have failed.

Mitch McConnell, John Boehner neither one held Obama accountable for his feckless, reckless executive actions. They failed as well! Obama has broken several laws & now it seems Paul Ryan is walking down the same path of the GOP, down the yellow brick road of the Washington Beltway. It is unlawful to allow a POTUS to put radical Islam before the security of the American people. You can not expect to have the American people respect the law if the sitting President, the former Secretary of State, the IRS as a whole are all breaking laws including the DOJ who were running guns into Mexico under the guise of Fast & Furious. How about some of these people in the White House admin face charges? Now that would check up some of the lawlessness. The White House thinks they can brainwash America into falling for their racial divisive rhetoric, assaulting police officers with upholding such groups as BLM or Black Lives Matter while disregarding All Lives Matter. Anything less than All Lives Matter is racist! The brainwashing of good is bad, bad is good, wrong is right, right is wrong has got to stop. America is fed up with sugar coating BS & force feeding it to us under the branding of "Health Food", the entire PC culture is nothing more than BS or plain old crap!


The more you accept, the more you will accept much like a hostage being brainwashed or a spouse who is abused, at some point your view of normal becomes skewed, you are told 3 or more times repeatedly in sentences the same lies until you begin to accept the lies as truth. One day you wake up to this madness of ghost towns where thriving towns once were, Muslims demanding Sharia Law & that those around them not cook pork as it offends them. You see bus loads of Mexicans none of whom speak English disembarking from the bus onto a construction site, yet you friends in this industry can not find work.

Trump has struck a chord with Americans of many races fed up with the Federal Government, fed up with bureaucracy, fed up with lies, fed up with having America hijacked by illegals who came here illegally & feed off of our system like ticks. Obama has played the magician far too long asking that you look at the right hand while the left hand waves in illegals. You are so distracted that you never see that the border fences were left wide open in spots strategically next to Cartel warehouses where drugs are being made & illegals flow through, you never saw it. You never wanted to be handed a name tag that would stick to you, a name such as racist, heartless bigot so when Nancy Pelosi calls Illegals the new term of "Undocumented Workers" well you just accepted that as a nicer version, a more non-offensive version of the real word Illegal.
Let's cut the the reality check shall we? All BS aside no hold barred, the truth is if something is not legal it IS illegal. If someone is not here legally, then they are illegal...period. No more sugar coating the issues! America has allowed fast talking liars like Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Hillary & Bill Clinton, Barack & Michelle Obama, John Kerry, Joe Biden to hijack America!

The Democratic party who I once was a member of many years ago, allowed whack jobs like Debbie Wasserman Schultz along with her progressive buddies to push the lines farther & farther left, until Bingo you have hit socialism as a political party. It happened quicker than anyone thought thanks to the PC police & their minions through social media branding people with the "Race" card branding iron.
Trump struck a chord & the choir behind him sang a Twisted Sister tune, "We're not gonna take it!" America has had enough of being fed a diet of BS. America will not tolerate the arrogance of people like Hillary saying to a crowd of mostly black Alabamians, "They are going to take away your rights, your right to vote." Lies All lies! America has awaken from the Party From Hell & they are mad as hell! America will undoubtedly overwhelming vote in Donald J. Trump to be our next President of the United States of America. Regardless of what you may think of him or his lack of policies other than to hire the right people, he will no doubt be 1000% percent better than the alternative of a untrustworthy Hillary who just this last week barked like a dog to get votes. The bitch has barked! Then there would be the Feel the Heartburn Bernie who promises to complete the transformation that Obama began in making America a third world country to atone for her sins of being successful.

I know see why the Trump fans have firmly planted their feet into the ground for The Donald, they are afraid that we do not have another 4 years to gamble with anymore, after what Obama has done in the last 7 years. It's beyond reprehensible! So Trump fans I am coming to accept your choice. I see why you are asking Republicans, Conservatives, Independents & Rhino Democrats, hell any Democrats to coalesce around Trump to save America! We may not have another roll of the dice. We gambled with the last 23 almost 24 years & look what we got for it. I will encourage all who are not Progressives & Socialists to rally around the GOP nominee to defeat the Democrats & save America! It would do no good to speak to Progressives or Socialists as they are too busy trying to find new ways to correct the wording to be non offensive. So to coin a phrase or word from Donald Trump & Vicente Fox "F#$k 'em!" What time is the Trump train leaving? God help me!

Thank you for taking your time to join me,
Lisa Morgan

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                     12/21/15                                                           written by: Lisa Morgan

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 Hillary Clinton seems to have been sporting a huge fashion faux pas at the last Democratic debate of 2015. The haute couture pantsuit appeared to be a faint attempt at making a frayed burlap potato sack be acceptable en vogue fashion; in actuality it appeared that Hillary was wanting middle class Americans & lower middle class Americans believe that she was barely out of the realm of poverty, as she would have the world believe. She touted how she & Bill were virtually broke when they left the White House in 2001. We all know that nothing could be farther from the truth, unless you also include the lies about the video ISIL or ISIS was supposedly using featuring Donald Trump speaking out against Islam & Muslims, now that was as we learned a huge whopper of a lie.

It would seem that Hillary Clinton has issues with lying or telling the entire truth, but she did learn from the best liar of all former President Bill Clinton, who famously pronounced before the free world that in his own words, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman!", which in fact is a lie & a mighty enormous lie I might add because Monica Lewinsky aka that woman told us the truth. The Clinton logic on lying is easily surmised by another infamous Bill Clinton quote,"Exactly what is the definition of "is"?" I'm not quite sure who influenced whom more in the Clinton family, maybe it was tit for tat, who knows & at this point, "What difference does it really make!!" is a famous Hillary Clinton line that comes to mind, her preposterous statement before Congress referring to the Benghazi attacks on 9/11/12, where four brave Americans lost their lives in a 13 hour stand off with radical terrorists in Libya.

As it would turn out former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton told her daughter after the attacks on 9/11/12, when the Benghazi embassy was under attack, that it was terrorists that attacked & lives were lost, then she went on to ask about sconces she had ordered, as if loss of lives at our American embassy in Benghazi was equivalent to wall lighting sconces. Really Hillary? Hillary Clinton the very next day told Americans & the entire world that an internet video was responsible for the attacks on the embassy in Libya. The same embassy were just hours before the attacks a representative from Turkey had dinner with the late ambassador Chris Stevens, this fact has been swept under the proverbial magic carpet & yet Hillary Clinton says, "At this point what difference does it really make?" Mrs. Clinton is makes hell of a lot of difference to millions of Americans.

 Why does Hillary Clinton blatantly lie & use videos as her scape goat? Does she not realize that it is 2015, albeit the tail end of 2015, nonetheless it is the "Cast Iron Age of the Internet", whatever is put out there will stick to it if it's hot enough & will never come off of the internet. Gone are the "Teflon Don" days when Slick Willy could divert the world's attention from his affairs by sending troops overseas to deflect from his indiscretions. Everyone knows that Bill Clinton is a known adulterer, with many women who have repeatedly said over the last thirty years that he either groped them, had affairs with him or that he molested them. Hillary lies about videos & Bill lies about women, which are known facts. We find out that just today ISIL or ISIS is not using videos of Donald Trump for recruiting purposes, but are using videos of President Barack Obama & former President Bill Clinton as recruiting tools.

For the record Hillary has a problem with lying or as the PC police like to say "telling the truth in it's entirety" & that is in fact the definition of lying,; when you do not tell the entire truth. Progressives, liberals & many Democrats seem to be under the impression that if they twist definitions that somehow wrong will become right & right will become wrong. The foundations for socialism start with just that very foundation of distorting truth or to lie. Remember when Hillary lied about taking gunfire that brings to mind the Brian Williams School of Ethical Lying!

Well Mrs. Hillary Clinton I will not lie to you when I say that Haute Couture frayed burlap potato sack that you no doubt paid between $2,500- $5,000 for, is in fact the frumpiest, most fugly pantsuit you have ever worn & mam you have worn some real doozies. See there telling the truth comes quite easy, somehow when Donald Trump tells the truth progressives, liberals, socialists & some die hard Democrats feel threatened by the truth, which causes them to coil like serpents. When they strike out with twisted truths or lies, they actually think that no one will call them out on these lies, but alas the American people have had enough of lies,lies about our safety, lies about Benghazi, lies about Hillary Clinton's emails, lies about videos & lies about fugly pantsuits. Well I just through in the part about lies over the fugly pantsuits because someone has obviously been lying to Hillary if she is still purchasing these horrendous two piece mu-mus.
Do everyone a favor Hillary Clinton stop lying & try something new like telling the truth because at this point Mrs. Clinton what difference does it really make? It could in fact make all the difference.


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Lies, Morons & Oxymorons Will Not Keep America Safe!

12/20/2015                                                                                 written by: Lisa Morgan

 

Terrorism does not respect anyone, any race, any religion. Terrorism does not take a day off. We as Americans should stand up to the politicians & POTUS demanding that No One Enter America for Refugee status, Work Visas, Fiancee Visas, or any Visas until a Fail Safe vetting process in place. ISIS, ISIL, radical Islam wants us all dead, so let's face that FACT! Obama has failed, his administration has failed, so has Hillary Clinton. We are not safe & we Must Demand that those who have the power to do something about it, do so!

Undocumented Citizens is an Oxymoron. Nancy Pelosi has the new PC code phrase she keeps chanting "Undocumented Citizens" & it's BS, totally BS! They are Illegals, Aliens or Illegal Aliens, Non Americans, NOT Citizens! If you cross our borders through land, air or sea that DOES NOT make you a Citizen...PERIOD! Anchor Babies are Not Citizens if you read the Constitution, Bill of Rights. The child Must be born to 2 Citizens Not anyone Born on US soil. Google it & read for yourself! This is in place to Protect American Citizens. Seriously People you better Wake Up, Shake up your brains & Be aware of what is going on around you. Whether or not you want to ignore politics or you despise politics, the Fact is Muslims are invading Europe by the hundreds of thousands under the guise of refugees, raping, pillaging & murdering; that is in fact an Invasion not Refugees! Read some history books.

The Islamic Terrorists have Lied to Infidels to Come to America to infiltrate our schools, workplaces & neighborhoods. Whether you want to acknowledge it or not Will Not make it change or go Away. Only by Law Enforcement of Laws Currently on our books & adding New laws can we keep our citizens safer. Demand that POTUS Obama enforce these Laws & Congress enforce these laws. Do Not let Obama off the hook by reverting blame to congress when he sues the stroke of his presidential pen, as HE sees fit without Congress, in Face in Violation of the Law.

Harry Reid laughed & smirked when he said, "He didn't win did he" referring to Lies he told about Romney during the 2012 POTUS campaign. Harry Reid admitted that He had Lied to get Obama elected & to taint the reputation of Romney & the democrats just shrugged their Shoulders. WTH people? How can you expect Harry Reid to tell the Truth about a damn thing? Really? You wonder why this country is in the shape that it is in? We have not demanded that these crooked politicians be fired & or have charges on them. As Americans we must stay within the law or face the consequences & we must expect & demand that the politicians, their appointed staff, members of the White House & the various cabinets & appointed Czars (yes I said Czars as Obama has anointed many of them) be held accountable.

Look at you children, your grandchildren, your loved ones & answer me this, do you feel Confident that POTUS Obama is doing everything he can & DOJ Loretta Lynch is doing everything she can to keep American Citizens Safe from ISIL, ISIS, Islam terrorists & those who wish to enter our country illegally to do harm to us by any means whether it be terrorism or drug smuggling? The White House needs to know that POTUS Obama Took a Vow an Oath first & foremost to protect us, American citizens. He must live up to that oath or he is in violation of his sworn oath, plain & simple. Do not let PC culture, PC police make you feel like you must go along to get along. Call me a Bigot, a Racist or whatever, I do Not Care! I am a Patriotic American Citizen & you can call me one all day long! This is not a political party thing but it is an American thing, which if left unchecked promises to make us as Americans unsafe, periling forward over the abyss into socialism & yes Sharia Law if the Muslims have their way & they are pushing for just that to happen. When recently polled 80 % of Muslims currently living in the USA, in the USA I said, voice their desires to be ruled by Sharia Law OVER Us Law & furthermore desired that Sharia Law rule over All of America & the World. Seriously think about that fact. Google it!

The Miss America pageant will much much different if Miss America is wearing a burqa or veiled with clothing head to toe. I suppose if she has the voice of Taylor Swift with beautiful doe eyes then she may win, only to find out later that she looks like Michael Meyers in drag. The point is the envelope is being pushed over the Grand Canyon, The pendulum has swung so far left that it is bound to knock a few folks completely out, when it swings back to normalcy. Yes I said normalcy. What has been happening in this country over the last 20 years has not been Normal by any stretch of the imagination. Let your voice be heard, by the White House, the DOJ, Homeland Security, Congress & all the Liberal Progressives, that we as Americans are taking back our Country! MERRY CHRISTMAS...MERRY CHRISTMAS...MERRY CHRISTMAS, maybe a few liberals were offended by this, GOOD!

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