Reality TV: Watch the Survivors Race for the White House 2016

Reality TV : Watch the Survivors Race for the White House 2016     

By: Lisa Morgan                                                    Nov. 9, 2016

Hillary Clinton spent months spouting, "This is not a Reality TV show!", but she was wrong yet again. We Americans witnessed the ultimate Reality TV Show that lasted far longer than 13 episodes, this mega marathon went on for a year & a half, although it seem like decades. Nonetheless, we could not tune it out, even if we wanted to because almost every where we turned it was blaring at us. It was everywhere, like your Mom when you're 14 years old! We have reality checks galore. We have humble pie with a side order of crow eating contest followed by a rousing order of shoveling manure.

We had sex, lies, videotape, audiotape, lies, accusations, name calling, humor, screeching, limitless budgets, late term abortion, spirit cooking & occasionally promises to either go farther than a the previous guy while growing stronger or building walls for safety while simultaneously making money. We heard Hillary talk about coddling illegals & renaming them undocumented citizens or asylum seekers. Trump spoke of banning sanctuary cities that coddle illegals & deporting them back to their homelands. There were even ladies who accused Bill Clinton of rape & groping them, while Hillary & Bill Clinton neither one denied the accusations & Bill did in fact pay one of them almost a million dollars two decades ago, then the Clinton's managed to act, as if these ladies did not exist on planet Earth. Meanwhile back at the Trump camp, they starting dodging women coming out of the woodwork like ghosts in a paranormal series. The funny thing about this seemingly endless parade of women  was that one by one their stories got more outlandish than the next, as if they were vying for their 15 minutes of fame. Also one by one the stories were debunked as false & one of them did admit to receiving payment from the Hillary camp to falsely smear Trump with lies.  Trump threatened law suits & all the women shut up miraculously. Wow! 

Hillary never did shut up neither did Trump. The insults went on for months until they were more than most people could bear & we all felt like we had seen one too many slasher films. The ultimate Reality TV show climaxed with a twist & turn ending that shocked the mainstream media along with Hollywood. The season finale was a real shocker for some & expected outcome for others, as America shouted with glee as the new President of the United States Donald J. Trump was elected as our 45th President. Hillary Clinton refused to show her face to many of her adoring fans as they waited in cold temps in New York City, on election night. She finally mad a dramatic appearance looking like a battered soldier after a long battle, but wearing a royal purple & black pantsuit ensemble, which Tim Kaine, his wife & Bill Clinton had to coordinate with her. The Royal purple mourning brigade marched on stage as if going to the gallows. No one could have scripted any of this election 2016.

So if you still think the Real Housewives or any other Reality TV show has shown us more than the campaign for the White House 2016, then you are just plain wrong! Millions of people watched & hundreds of millions of people voted, even some dead folks appeared as zombies to vote continue to vote Democrat. You know those liberals do not go off into the night without a fight. The Ultimate Reality Show starred Donald J. Trump & Hillary Rodham Clinton. Either you loved them, hated them or you just wanted to never see them again, but you could not quit watching them. America cheered them on until the last moments somewhere near 3 am on Nov 9, 2016, when Trump was declared the winner & America's next President. Does anyone else feel like he should have taken a walk down a long runway with a sash? America Won & we should all be elated, to have the opportunity to reunite as a nation, from the divisiveness of the last eight years. We should pull together. Americans of both genders & various races voted in Donald J. Trump, as President & likewise we should all help each other to heal. 

The rioting & temper tantrums from the leftist liberals must stop! Your candidate did not win, so you will go out & protest or riot. Will you also make a video tape? Your candidate did not win & at this point what difference does it make? Grow up & realize you will not get paid anymore to protest. You will have to pay your own way in this world & if you insist on behaving badly, cursing at newscasters because you think it's cool to use swear words on national TV, then maybe you should go back home to Daddy's basement to live until you can grow up & toughen up. The world owes you nothing! You can either be a productive part of society or you can cower in a corner being offended like a coward. The choice is yours because America is the land of the free, where you have choices & we salute freedom. One more footnote, if you insist on burning the American flag & stomping on it, then get your sorry ass to the closest border & cross it with the Hollywood & music industry elitists. True American are proud of our flag & those who died for it, so you buttercups can protests & burn our flags, even though you are unappreciative spoiled brats! 

All of us who did not vote for Obama endured blows one after the other to the gut & we turned our cheeks to be repeatedly slapped. We took it on the chin for eight long years biding our time until we could free ourselves from the tyranny of the Obama & Biden reign accompanied by Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, Loretta Lynch & Eric Holder as supporting cast members. Yet all of you offended, liberal globalists can only find solace in rioting, marching in protests, burning or damaging other people's property because you say "Love Trumps Hate", but you are the largest group of haters among us. Hillary Clinton & Obama along with all of the Democrats waved the tattered race card until it was frayed. America flipped out Trump card back at you & now you're offended so you will throw a tantrum. Grow up!

God Bless America & God please guide Donald J. Trump & Mike Pence, as they lead America for the next 4-8 years. Can we finally hear Trump say,"You're Fired!" I suppose that will come in the spin off series "Make America Great Again!"

Lisa Morgan

Author of the reality check humor book "Get Beach Slapped"
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Here I Go making Waves Again, Get Beach Slapped!

                                                                                                written by Lisa Morgan 

 

Here I go making Waves again! What happens when "Outsiders" are elected to political office? They become "Insiders" right? Just saying I'm not sure if there is such a thing as "Outsider" when it comes to the Government & political offices. Does anyone in America truly believe that politicians whether they are career politicians, billionaires or first term senators give a damn about the average Joe or Jill? Well if you do then you are very naive & just what politicians look for in voters, because you are easily manipulated & malleable.
Granted there maybe some who start out with good intentions to some extent but truly by the time the election cycle is over & they have won; then they are already politicians versed in the game of deceit & playing ball with the big boys. It's the nature of the beast, a political system that we call the government, which seeks to gain more & more control over our everyday lives, while brain dead Bernie Sanders zombies want the government to take the wheel & steer us all straight to the poor house; just as long as they get their Free Stuff!
It's nothing more than double speak from any political candidate when they make campaign promises. They have no idea if they can actually do what they say they will do, but it sounds mighty good to voters, especially the ones that are struggling everyday & too exhausted when they come in from work to listen to the news much less research the issues or the candidates. It's much easier to scroll through a stream of social media memes, listen to a few mainstream media news shows & believe every word their candidate says as the gospel. Newsflash: they all lie! Somewhere between what the politicians aka political candidates say & their past actions lies the truth, but it's anybody's guess exactly where the truth lies because no one in their camps is going to open Pandora's box. Well except for maybe Bill Clinton, that is his specialty after all isn't it?
What I'm saying is buyer beware! Do not go blindly behind any man or woman, for every human is fallible. Look at the weaknesses as well as the strengths of the candidates & ask yourself if these are qualities you admire in a person? If someone shows you who they really are, then pay attention, even if you are drunk on the Cool-Aid factor. Obama supporters should have awakened from their Cool-Aid factor about now realizing that he is not cool nor was the aid he was offering Free! Nothing in life is Free & if a political candidate aka politician says something is Free it's code for " more taxes to taxpayers".
Remember there are no "Outsiders" in politics because they all are playing the game to win it, which makes candidates aka politicians, "Insiders" & the rest of the nation is made up of bystanders who do all of the actual hard work, picking up the tab for their expenditures, therefore "We the People" should demand more of the political candidates aka politicians & we should do less lock stepping with them. This is my opinion & I'm sure I'm making waves again! Get Beach Slapped!

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Spin Doctors establishing what the word "Establishment" means to the voters?

written by Lisa Morgan                           3/9/2016

                Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton & Melania Trump at the Trump's wedding
(Were Republicans such as Ted Cruz, John Kasich, Rand Paul, Marco Rubio, Bobby Jindal invited? Maybe they were not established enough in the circles of the millionaires & billionaires club to be acceptable or maybe they simply did not know Donald Trump or his bride Melania. )

I find it quite interesting when people use the term "establishment". What has that term become to mean in the last year or two years? Does it means those in Washington in Congress, in the Senate or those as acting Governors of states? Does it mean those working for the current administration or both? Well if it does then all of those angry at the "establishment", as it is called, should remember that many Republicans, some Independents have been working tirelessly to fight the Democratic administration that is in place namely Barack Obama. These who have been fighting for Americans doing their jobs have met opposition, therefore you can not or should not lump all the Republicans, Independents into the same bowl with the so called "establishment". What you may be angry at is those with money & power misusing their power for gain while they try to convince you that they are just like you. What you may be angry at is Obama's failed policies & those who have protected him such as Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, along with other crony Democrats. We can also throw in John Boehner & Mitch McConnell who neither one did enough if anything to stop Obama. It would appear John Boehner wanted to bide his time as Speaker of the House to get a nice cushy paycheck for life, this was the major accomplishment of his time as Speaker of the House from where I sit. I definitely would love to hear what he did to stop Obama in his reign of tyranny against the United States of America. 

Stereotyping all those who are working to defend the Constitution, defend the American Citizens is not right. Just because some keep screaming establishment, it's like screaming "the man" back in the early 60's, which was nothing more than a way to get the masses riled up in a frenzy. Be smarter than the talking heads. Do not fall into the pitfall, that the PC types would have you fall into, because of you fall for that ploy then they begin to brainwash you. It's so easy for the liberal left to convince people that anything spoken enough is truth; when nothing could be farther from the truth. They cling to repeating an insult, repeating a lie as fact with no proof over & over until it sticks makes falsehoods truths. It is a fact that many can be fooled by the tactic used by many cult leaders, politicians, salesmen, heads of state, con artists by simply repeated a phrase or a word in a paragraph, many can be swayed to accepting this word or phrase, especially if the person giving the speech keeps reiterating repeatedly how they are telling the truth. Subtle brainwashing the masses to believing lies to be truth is nothing more than propaganda. We as American citizens should be more intelligent than those would would seek to make wrong right & right wrong. Calling someone a liar with no proof is nothing more than slander just as Hillary Clinton saying a planned act of terror in Benghazi, which led to the death of 4 Americans, was the fault of a little viewed video. As one GOP candidate like Donald Trump calls Ted Cruz liar, check to see what the facts are about the one accused of being a liar & the one calling names. Somewhere in between will lie the real truth. For the record the FBI does not have 150 agents assigned to the Hillary Clinton email scandal unless there is something to her deception & outright lies. It's the same thing as saying you are a conservative when you actually are a liberal. A person's character can be judged by those they surround themselves with or their friends.

                                         Donald Trump, Michael Bloomberg & Bill Clinton 
(Two Billionaires & a hundred Millionaire all of whom want you to believe they are just like you the average working Joe or Jill, when they are all three the best Spin Doctors in America.)

Spin doctors became infamous with the Bill Clinton presidency especially while the Monica Lewinsky affair was looming over the White House. Spin  doctors now are an accepted part of the media culture, which sometimes smells so atrocious that one would think it would need a thorough cleaning with bleach. Yes they also know how to whitewash over the facts, to wring them out replacing a fact into their web of lies, whereby to them with some fact in place, now it is all truthful. Not hardly! If it smells of BS it probably is, but what is the meaning of "is" the Clintons would ask you?!

Establishment to me is the people who have lived off of the American citizens, taxpayers backs at our expense while they have done nothing but weigh us down with more debt, which we as taxpayers are obliged to pay. The establishment are those in political office to avoid work, line their pockets with kickbacks, bribes, insider info that leads to them becoming multi millionaires while making $125,000-$250,000 in salaries per year. Somehow Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid have both become millionaires while in political office. Something definitely smells of a dirty diaper in the hamper there. Spin doctors twist the facts in their PC way to distort truth, talking in circles till most peoples heads are spinning, thus the name. I do not believe everyone holding a political office is bad or is lazy, nor do I think all of them have turned a deaf ear to the public outcry against Barack Obama, his corrupt administration or his corrupt misuse of power. There are good people working to save this country that they love, but for the others who have loved corruption, power, greed more than they have fought it, well yes they are the establishment, for they have firmly established that this is the way it will be as they attempt to force their ideology down our throats. These same "establishment cronies" have also given us the bill after slinging lies, wasting Our money/taxpayer dollars as they deem fit. They never once cared what we thought or wanted to hear what we were saying. Nancy Pelosi famously said of Obamacare, "You have to Pass the Bill to see what's in it." WTH kind of sense does that make? After the 2012 election was over some months later Harry Reid was asked in an interview about his "obvious repeated lies" while speaking on the Senate floor & to the media concerning former Governor Mitt Romney's not filing his taxes. Harry Reid glibly chided, "Well he didn't win did he?' As if Harry Reid's lies were all justified? Apparently this is how Harry Reid lives his life with no remorse for his lies and smirking over having gotten away with fooling the American people once again.

Don't allow the spin doctors, the politicians whether they are new to the game or old hat at the game to deceive you with parlor tricks a psychic would use while preying on a grieving spouse.  What "We the People" have is the power of our vote, especially in this election cycle of 2016, where so much is at stake for American citizens & our freedoms. We should use it wisely to protect us from tyranny, fascism, socialism, wasteful spending, egregious trampling on the Constitution & laws. "We the People" have rights that illegals, visitors to our country do not have, as "We the People" are the citizens, the taxpayers. Be wise, be informed, be an active participant in the elections as a citizen because many of your ancestors, many of the nations forefathers died defending our rights. Don't let their sacrifices be in vain. God Bless America! 

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Lisa Morgan

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You Never Saw it Coming....Until the Trump Sounded!

You never saw it coming....until the Trump sounded!

 written by Lisa Morgan                                2/27/2016

I ran across this show on Newsmax TV last night called "Unfiltered". I watched a documentary film titled "They Come to America 3: Obama's Legacy", which was very enlightening. Not living in a metropolis, a southern border town or a northern border town, in Michigan or Minnesota in particular, I did not fully comprehend the extent of the Muslim invasion, the invasion of Illegals. Unless you experience it first hand, you truly do not get the same perspective on the situation. My eyes were opened to exactly why many thousands or hundreds of thousands of Trump fans are concrete in their position to align with him come what may.

When you live in the aforementioned areas or a large city, where your daily life is infested with illegals & Muslims who are living off of the entitlements that we taxpayers foot the bill for, or you have your children coming home from school with stories of how they are being taught about Islam, then you can not fully appreciate the anger in America. I am also angry but my vision was blocked, as I did not see the entire picture. I believe many of us are blinded to a certain extent. My small area is not flooded with Muslims like other areas but when the sun goes down the illegals come out to Walmart & rarely in the daylight. Odd but true.

You see after watching this documentary, doing more research on the web, I now understand the cries of the masses who follow Trump. It is a travesty what the Democrats, the Liberals Progressives have done to this country under Obama & with his blessing under his reign. The Republicans should have done much more to stop him but they have not. The country has suffered, much like in a nasty divorce where children are the ones who suffer, Americans have been the pawns in an ugly, vicious fight among the political parties. The Democrats have lied, stripped away rights, crammed gay marriage, transgender surgeries, partial birth & late term abortions down our throats like geese being force fed before their slaughter, so the wealthy can dine on pate. Americans have been oppressed by political garbage paraded as Political Correctness, whereby if you have any normal, rational, average thoughts you are rapidly demeaned by being called a bigot, racist, offensive zealot, therefore Americans were shamed into complying with the PC police or thought/speech police headed up by the Liberals. Democrats slowly moved into be called liberals, the progressives & now the Democratic socialist. Slowly bit by bit acclimating society to their extreme views & abnormal values. The more they have you accept the more you will accept as normal until abnormal is the "new Normal". TV & movie, music industries have been doing this for decades, the political ideologues of the 1960's & 1970's who followed socialism have wormed their way into the white House via Bill & Hillary Clinton aka Hill-Billy along with Barack & Michelle Obama, Joe Biden, John Kerry, Eric Holder, Loretta Lynch, Al Gore etc. Google them to see what they have done. They are all socialist progressives who are for One World Order, as they want America to walk lock step with them in a Hitler manner. They know America will Not Willingly do this at first BUT given time, patience, redefining words, renaming what you know to be right as wrong & vice versa some where along the way you will become accustomed or conditioned to accept certain changes, until one day you realize that the America you knew has been Changed. While you were working to make a living wage to feed your family, the progressives were scheming their way into political positions where they are paid with American Taxpayer dollars, to implement their Alinsky/Lennon ideology. They knew you wanted to give your children a better America, so they took advantage of that & of Americans going one step further to indoctrinate your children while they were in public schools or colleges. When you awoke from what seemed like a nightmare to find that your hometown now has 20% unemployment, although the federal government under Obama admit to 4-6% at any given time, you see that can not possibly be true. You see Muslims on every corner not assimilating, many of them not speaking English especially the women, yet they demand special dietary considerations for their children in public schools. They demand their rights even though many thousands, hundreds of thousands are Not even citizens yet they demand, that we cower to their demands. You see illegals from Mexico, the Middle East being trained for jobs Americans once held, but the Progressives try to hypnotize you into believing that those jobs are not wanted by Americans. More lies!

 The brainwashing began with Bill Clinton asking the most ignorant question in the history of mankind, "What is IS?" Let's face it from there it was all downhill when a disgraced sitting President can ask such a obviously redundant question while being questioned on impeachment charges. Bill Clinton is a blight on America! Just this week he attempted in a feeble cracking voice to verbally assault a vet who asked about Bengahzi at a Hillary rally. Well what about it Hillary? What about Bengahzi? You see if you are the POTUS to the Secretary of State you were not hired to be  asking philosophical questions like "What is IS or Bengahzi is a video tape or is it?" The Clintons failed America, just as the Obamas have failed.

Mitch McConnell, John Boehner neither one held Obama accountable for his feckless, reckless executive actions. They failed as well! Obama has broken several laws & now it seems Paul Ryan is walking down the same path of the GOP, down the yellow brick road of the Washington Beltway. It is unlawful to allow a POTUS to put radical Islam before the security of the American people. You can not expect to have the American people respect the law if the sitting President, the former Secretary of State, the IRS as a whole are all breaking laws including the DOJ who were running guns into Mexico under the guise of Fast & Furious. How about some of these people in the White House admin face charges? Now that would check up some of the lawlessness. The White House thinks they can brainwash America into falling for their racial divisive rhetoric, assaulting police officers with upholding such groups as BLM or Black Lives Matter while disregarding All Lives Matter. Anything less than All Lives Matter is racist! The brainwashing of good is bad, bad is good, wrong is right, right is wrong has got to stop. America is fed up with sugar coating BS & force feeding it to us under the branding of "Health Food", the entire PC culture is nothing more than BS or plain old crap!


The more you accept, the more you will accept much like a hostage being brainwashed or a spouse who is abused, at some point your view of normal becomes skewed, you are told 3 or more times repeatedly in sentences the same lies until you begin to accept the lies as truth. One day you wake up to this madness of ghost towns where thriving towns once were, Muslims demanding Sharia Law & that those around them not cook pork as it offends them. You see bus loads of Mexicans none of whom speak English disembarking from the bus onto a construction site, yet you friends in this industry can not find work.

Trump has struck a chord with Americans of many races fed up with the Federal Government, fed up with bureaucracy, fed up with lies, fed up with having America hijacked by illegals who came here illegally & feed off of our system like ticks. Obama has played the magician far too long asking that you look at the right hand while the left hand waves in illegals. You are so distracted that you never see that the border fences were left wide open in spots strategically next to Cartel warehouses where drugs are being made & illegals flow through, you never saw it. You never wanted to be handed a name tag that would stick to you, a name such as racist, heartless bigot so when Nancy Pelosi calls Illegals the new term of "Undocumented Workers" well you just accepted that as a nicer version, a more non-offensive version of the real word Illegal.
Let's cut the the reality check shall we? All BS aside no hold barred, the truth is if something is not legal it IS illegal. If someone is not here legally, then they are illegal...period. No more sugar coating the issues! America has allowed fast talking liars like Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Hillary & Bill Clinton, Barack & Michelle Obama, John Kerry, Joe Biden to hijack America!

The Democratic party who I once was a member of many years ago, allowed whack jobs like Debbie Wasserman Schultz along with her progressive buddies to push the lines farther & farther left, until Bingo you have hit socialism as a political party. It happened quicker than anyone thought thanks to the PC police & their minions through social media branding people with the "Race" card branding iron.
Trump struck a chord & the choir behind him sang a Twisted Sister tune, "We're not gonna take it!" America has had enough of being fed a diet of BS. America will not tolerate the arrogance of people like Hillary saying to a crowd of mostly black Alabamians, "They are going to take away your rights, your right to vote." Lies All lies! America has awaken from the Party From Hell & they are mad as hell! America will undoubtedly overwhelming vote in Donald J. Trump to be our next President of the United States of America. Regardless of what you may think of him or his lack of policies other than to hire the right people, he will no doubt be 1000% percent better than the alternative of a untrustworthy Hillary who just this last week barked like a dog to get votes. The bitch has barked! Then there would be the Feel the Heartburn Bernie who promises to complete the transformation that Obama began in making America a third world country to atone for her sins of being successful.

I know see why the Trump fans have firmly planted their feet into the ground for The Donald, they are afraid that we do not have another 4 years to gamble with anymore, after what Obama has done in the last 7 years. It's beyond reprehensible! So Trump fans I am coming to accept your choice. I see why you are asking Republicans, Conservatives, Independents & Rhino Democrats, hell any Democrats to coalesce around Trump to save America! We may not have another roll of the dice. We gambled with the last 23 almost 24 years & look what we got for it. I will encourage all who are not Progressives & Socialists to rally around the GOP nominee to defeat the Democrats & save America! It would do no good to speak to Progressives or Socialists as they are too busy trying to find new ways to correct the wording to be non offensive. So to coin a phrase or word from Donald Trump & Vicente Fox "F#$k 'em!" What time is the Trump train leaving? God help me!

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Videos, Lies & Fugly Pantsuits!

                            

                     12/21/15                                                           written by: Lisa Morgan

                                                  Photo credit Jim Cole Associated Press

 Hillary Clinton seems to have been sporting a huge fashion faux pas at the last Democratic debate of 2015. The haute couture pantsuit appeared to be a faint attempt at making a frayed burlap potato sack be acceptable en vogue fashion; in actuality it appeared that Hillary was wanting middle class Americans & lower middle class Americans believe that she was barely out of the realm of poverty, as she would have the world believe. She touted how she & Bill were virtually broke when they left the White House in 2001. We all know that nothing could be farther from the truth, unless you also include the lies about the video ISIL or ISIS was supposedly using featuring Donald Trump speaking out against Islam & Muslims, now that was as we learned a huge whopper of a lie.

It would seem that Hillary Clinton has issues with lying or telling the entire truth, but she did learn from the best liar of all former President Bill Clinton, who famously pronounced before the free world that in his own words, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman!", which in fact is a lie & a mighty enormous lie I might add because Monica Lewinsky aka that woman told us the truth. The Clinton logic on lying is easily surmised by another infamous Bill Clinton quote,"Exactly what is the definition of "is"?" I'm not quite sure who influenced whom more in the Clinton family, maybe it was tit for tat, who knows & at this point, "What difference does it really make!!" is a famous Hillary Clinton line that comes to mind, her preposterous statement before Congress referring to the Benghazi attacks on 9/11/12, where four brave Americans lost their lives in a 13 hour stand off with radical terrorists in Libya.

As it would turn out former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton told her daughter after the attacks on 9/11/12, when the Benghazi embassy was under attack, that it was terrorists that attacked & lives were lost, then she went on to ask about sconces she had ordered, as if loss of lives at our American embassy in Benghazi was equivalent to wall lighting sconces. Really Hillary? Hillary Clinton the very next day told Americans & the entire world that an internet video was responsible for the attacks on the embassy in Libya. The same embassy were just hours before the attacks a representative from Turkey had dinner with the late ambassador Chris Stevens, this fact has been swept under the proverbial magic carpet & yet Hillary Clinton says, "At this point what difference does it really make?" Mrs. Clinton is makes hell of a lot of difference to millions of Americans.

 Why does Hillary Clinton blatantly lie & use videos as her scape goat? Does she not realize that it is 2015, albeit the tail end of 2015, nonetheless it is the "Cast Iron Age of the Internet", whatever is put out there will stick to it if it's hot enough & will never come off of the internet. Gone are the "Teflon Don" days when Slick Willy could divert the world's attention from his affairs by sending troops overseas to deflect from his indiscretions. Everyone knows that Bill Clinton is a known adulterer, with many women who have repeatedly said over the last thirty years that he either groped them, had affairs with him or that he molested them. Hillary lies about videos & Bill lies about women, which are known facts. We find out that just today ISIL or ISIS is not using videos of Donald Trump for recruiting purposes, but are using videos of President Barack Obama & former President Bill Clinton as recruiting tools.

For the record Hillary has a problem with lying or as the PC police like to say "telling the truth in it's entirety" & that is in fact the definition of lying,; when you do not tell the entire truth. Progressives, liberals & many Democrats seem to be under the impression that if they twist definitions that somehow wrong will become right & right will become wrong. The foundations for socialism start with just that very foundation of distorting truth or to lie. Remember when Hillary lied about taking gunfire that brings to mind the Brian Williams School of Ethical Lying!

Well Mrs. Hillary Clinton I will not lie to you when I say that Haute Couture frayed burlap potato sack that you no doubt paid between $2,500- $5,000 for, is in fact the frumpiest, most fugly pantsuit you have ever worn & mam you have worn some real doozies. See there telling the truth comes quite easy, somehow when Donald Trump tells the truth progressives, liberals, socialists & some die hard Democrats feel threatened by the truth, which causes them to coil like serpents. When they strike out with twisted truths or lies, they actually think that no one will call them out on these lies, but alas the American people have had enough of lies,lies about our safety, lies about Benghazi, lies about Hillary Clinton's emails, lies about videos & lies about fugly pantsuits. Well I just through in the part about lies over the fugly pantsuits because someone has obviously been lying to Hillary if she is still purchasing these horrendous two piece mu-mus.
Do everyone a favor Hillary Clinton stop lying & try something new like telling the truth because at this point Mrs. Clinton what difference does it really make? It could in fact make all the difference.


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PC has died & calling BS has begun after Jihad hit San Bernadino!

12/3/2015                                                                   written by: Lisa Morgan

Climate Change according to POTUS Obama is a worse threat than ISIS or radical Islamist terrorism or radical Muslims. One day after the San Bernadino mass shootings what does Obama now say? I'm sure his narrative & that of the left wing establishment of progressives will be workplace violence. My problem with this is....(rolling out a list that looks to be a mile long)...for starters this mass killing was conveniently targeted at a soft target where there would be a group of people without guns on the premises. Secondary the fact that the couple Farook & Malik had been making bombs & going directly from an Al Qaeda playbook to make bombs attached to remote controlled cars throws out the workplace violence theory. The neighbor had seen people going in & out of the garage late at night for weeks after several packages were arriving. The neighbor was afraid of the PC police labeling her a racist or bigot therefore she did not alert the authorities as she thought to do.
Hold it right there! The PC or political correctness was the driving force in a person not contacting the authorities with suspicious activities by a neighbor. I'll "play" the IDIOT Liberal for a moment aka devils advocate. The known killers Farook & Malik could have been secret Santas making toys in their garage, ordering parts from Amazon to build remote control cars that they would give to small children, take to a holiday Christmas party or bring to a neighborhood block party for a group of families with small children to play with, even possibly they were making remote control devices, toys for the refugees coming into America. We all know that the widows & orphans that POTUS Obama wants to bring into America would need toys & remote control devices to occupy their time while attempting to adjust from their Muslim culture to American life...right?!
Screeeeech.....stop the play acting right now! All of those thinking this is a dress rehearsal for life please reengage your brains. Real people lost their lives yesterday on Dec. 2, 2015, after Farook & Malik two Muslims that were Radical Muslims murdered 14 innocent people & wounded 17 others of whom at least 2 are critically wounded at this time. Farook & Malik took advantage of a holiday party/meeting to begin their rampage but it was not intended to end there as the cache of bombs, bomb making materials & arsenal of weapons & ammunition indicated. Enough with the PC morons who have set agendas to keep Americans dazed & confused, as they want us to believe they are seeking to make America a utopia with out guns, violence from hateful speech, without people offending anyone by stating race, religion, gender or salary. No these leftist progressives who guise themselves as Democrats or democratic socialists want to fundamentally remake America. Obama said it repeatedly as did his sidekicks Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, Nancy Pelosi , Harry Reid & the list goes on.
Obama is the one who gave timelines on retreating in the middle east, moved into areas to destabilize them then pulling out, who stood by while Assad mass murdered his own people, while Christians were beheaded, children were beheaded, hung from trees & POTUS Obama did nothing. The Muslims have mass migrated or marched across Europe with intentions of taking over not integrating into society there. Rapes, murders are up over 100% & upwards by Muslims against Europeans in order to strike fear. The Muslim influx that has overwhelmed Europe is headed for America, make no mistake about that fact either. POTUS Obama has not defended the constitution nor protected Americans but he has destabilized the middle east, watched as the Muslim refugees left in a mass exodus to predominately Christian countries where they have committed thousands of crimes against the citizens of those European countries. Exactly how has Obama protected us by not closing our borders, by deporting Christians so sought asylum & importing Muslims who despise Christians & Westerners? What has POTUS Obama done to make this country safer from terrorist, as the POTUS & many Democrats push for illegals to get amnesty, have no ID's to vote, as illegals are given free health care, overloading our educational systems that seek to appease & embrace the Muslim faith but demonize Christian faith? America was founded on Judeo/ Christian values which are evident in our constitution & all around us Not on Muslim principles. We have the 2nd amendment to protect American citizens by allowing them to bear arms to protect themselves from the obvious threat of terrorism otherwise we become hostages like European countries like France where citizens can not bear arms & the public at large are sitting ducks for terrorist who seek to mow down human lives like clearing wheat fields. Make no mistake the Christians, Hindus & Buddists are Not committing acts of terrorism! It is the Muslims who are waging Jihad on the world & yes they hate westerners & Americans.
We as American citizens must stand up for our country for our way of life even if our President & many of those in political power holding office will not. We must speak out, vote out the liberals, demand that our President listen to American Citizens, I said Americans citizens not illegals. We need to forget PC & wake up from this nightmare of liberal progressive that seeks to choke the life out of freedom, liberty & happiness in America. We as Americans must not allow the leftists to continue to divide us along racial lines, to keep the divisive speech & throwing of race cards in our faces, as they seek to brainwash us into believing that all cops want to do is murder blacks, that all Muslims are good people that Christians and conservatives are radical, that words offending are worse than climate change & climate changing of the seasons is worse than radical Islam or ISIS or ISIL or whatever you choose to call murderous Muslims. I do not think the naturally occurring four seasons are beheading people, mass killing people with assault rifles, driving bomb laden vehicles into shopping areas around the world. No radical Muslims are doing those things, those are facts!
The POTUS probably will tell us next that climate change is our worst enemy facing us, thus seasonal change brings fashion changes & fashion is our enemy therefore we must all dress alike as good little socialists, we must wear Hillary Clinton pant suits or Michelle Obama sheath dresses. We would give up our individuality for the government to even the playing field. You wouldn't want that in a sports field for the football teams to pick & choose players in the football game to even the playing field? No that would be absurd but somehow saying everyone must give more money to the government for them to give away as they see fit to those not working is somehow acceptable. I call BS! this is all BS & Americans must stop the PC madness & not be afraid to call BS! I personally have declared this is where PC died & the era of calling BS has begun!
My prayers go out to all the families affected by yesterdays senseless acts of terrorism & to all those who lives have been affected by terrorism. My hope during this holiday season is that people would ope their eyes & ears to seeing the truth & to calling out the liars in our government who have protected Muslims, illegals over protecting American citizens.
MERRY CHRISTMAS! Happy Holidaze & PC be damned! God Bless America!

Thank you for taking your time to join me,
Lisa Morgan

(author of the book Get beach Slapped) www.getbeachslapped.com

#AllLivesMatter or Do They? You can't have it both ways unless you're a Democratic Socialist!

Oct 16, 2015                                                                                        written by: Lisa Morgan

It was quite appalling to say the very least that the #Dems at the Democratic debate could not bring themselves to say #AllLivesMatter, instead they pandered for votes vocalizing one by one #BackLivesMatter. The Democratic party has become even too left for most of the lefties & not far enough for the socialists who taught them as Progressives, which I'm sure even the left wing insurance owned Progressive company would be offended by being lumped into the same name game as Democratic Socialists. Yes Democrats or maybe just Bernie Sanders, has found a way to PC about socialism; let's call it Democratic Socialism & it will sound more acceptable & American.
Think again Mr. Socialism or Democratic Socialist!

Does anyone wonder why socialists are the most anti-social people around? Well it could have something to do with them wanting to put their hand into your wallet & donate or redistribute your hard earned money to someone else who spends their days on the couch watching reality TV, instead of joining reality & working for a damn living. Socialism has worked so well for communist China, just ask the Chinese; oh right you can't because most of them do not have access to the internet or cell phones because of socialism/communism. You see if you are far too quick to place your hand in someone's pocket then you are either
A: reaching for their wallet/money or B: you are wanting to play pocket pool, which I'm sure the later would be fine with Bill Clinton but you better not touch his millions made from giving speeches while Hillary was Secretary of State. Hillary is fine as are most Progressives & Socialist with giving away Your Money, just Not Their Money! Have you ever noticed Socialist countries do not have a dictator who has his wealth distributed, no the Dictator is always far wealthier than the average Joe or Jill, unlike Joe or Jill Biden who would have you believe they are one of you. That's a typical political maneuver politicians flaunt to attempt to convince you that they are a n average Joe or Jill working paycheck to paycheck as many Americans are these days. Don't tell me you are still astonished by the fact that dictators run socialists & communist countries! Do you think Putin has redistributed his wealth? Give your brain a rest.

When Putin looks more like a Capitalist than anyone on the Democratic ticket for President of the United States, then Houston we have a problem! When #Hillary calls for Capitalism to be reigned in; it's time to get a history lesson. When was the last time you read the constitution or the Bill of Rights? Do you know the founding principles of this country & what made this country great?

Freedom is what this country was founded upon & Capitalism is what allowed anyone, regardless of social status, to build a better life for themselves & their families. Do not let the Progressives/Socialists of the New Democratic Party deceive you with their rhetoric about this country, be informed. Look at other countries where a woman can not leave home without a scarf covering her head or face & Hillary Clinton along with Carly Fiorina are both successfully in the race to potentially become the first female president of the United States of America. Hillary bashes America & Fiorina touts the excellence of American freedoms & capitalism at it's finest. It doesn't take a brain surgeon to see Washington is in dire need an infusion of Common Sense & Not dollars & cents; they have taken enough tax payer dollars to as Obama said "fundamentally rebuild America". Okay Mr. President where is the your progress report is an "F" for Failure! You have managed to divide the country as much as the 1960's if not more, raise unemployment to levels equal to the 1920's, convince some people that police officers are terrorist while systematically refusing to call Islamic radicals terrorists. The President has led the march to defend criminals & vilify police officers as he honors thugs, radicals & criminals by attending their funerals, requesting their presence at the White House, all the while he snubs police officers gunned down while on duty or off at the hands of thugs. Mr. President why didn't you attend the funerals of slain Black, White, Hispanic or Asian police officers but you attended the funeral of Michael Brown.

Apparently it takes a brain surgeon to balance a budget in Washington & thank God we have one running for the Presidency in 2016, Dr. Ben Carson. We also have a bizarre love hate relationship with a billionaire reality TV star who is seeking the office & maybe you have heard of him...Donald Trump. Let's get this straight we have a card carrying socialist who honeymooned in the Soviet Union & his name is Bernie Sanders. Mr. Sanders appears to be an angry revolutionary from the 60's who is caught in a time warp who just happens to resemble the mad scientist from the movie "Back to the Future". He should have gone to live in Venezuela next door to Chavez after he returned from his honeymoon.We have the former First Lady, Ex Secretary of State, who might get indicted for her private email server lest we forget her flippant attitude over her cope-ability in the Benghazi deaths of 4  Americans on 9/11 & she also declared she is in favor of socialism. Do not confuse Hillary with her husband former President Bill Clinton, she only uses the Clinton name when it serves to surge her poll numbers, otherwise she is simply Hillary, she is a woman of her own making. Those are the two on the far left Dem side & the other three were a snore fest, so onward to those on the right side the Republicans. Well this is beginning to sound like a screenplay for a lampoon movie rather than a list of Presidential candidates, just keep reading.

We have the two top tier front runners, neither of which are career politicians, one is a retired neurosurgeon & one is a widely successfully businessman. I previously mentioned Mr. Ben Carson & Mr. Donald Trump or The Donald, who share the long list of presidential candidate's list with former CEO Carly Fiorina, Senator Marco Rubio, Governor Jindal, Senator Cruz, former Governor Huckabee, Senator Rand Paul, Senator Santorum,  former Governor Bush not to be confused with his brother or his dad, both former Presidents, so he goes by Jeb, like Cher but far less energized according to Mr. Trump. The list just goes on & on. You must conceded this list is impressive & entertaining at the same time. This list of Republicans is far more varied than the Democratic selections & these people actually make sense. They actually answer questions versus the Democrats who skirt question with silence followed by being inconspicuously absent.
Why should it even be a matter of discussion to say #AllLivesMatter? The straight forward in your face truth is #AllLivesMatter period. No amount politically correct BS will change that fact. As we know most, but not all Dems are #prochoice & not #prolife. You see to truly say All Lives Matter, then you must agree to be Pro Life, right!? No sidestepping political flip flopping needed on this? Either Planned Parenthood selling aborted fetal parts is appalling or it isn't?! Either you agree All Lives Matter or you just pick & choose. If you pick & choose what lives matter & what lives are dispensable, while you have wine over a dinner conversation pertaining to planned abortion, then aren't you somewhat like a terrorist who seeks out to destroy the lives that are deemed by the terrorist to be dispensable? What did I offend some of you reading this? Good, maybe you should be offended but not by me by a political climate that thinks Globally Warming or their new buzz words of "Climate Change" or more of a threat to America that radical terrorist. Maybe you should be offended by the Dems going as far left as to stand at a Democratic debate declaring they are socialists! Maybe just maybe you should be offended that you are so easily offended & you do not have the backbone to take back your country from Socialists who have been parading as Democrats.

Bernie Sanders wants to raise the tax rates to 90% leaving you with only a whopping 10% of your paycheck, while he redistributes your money to those less fortunate. Hillary Clinton wants to Give Free Tuition to All illegal immigrants, meaning Anyone who can make it here to America & walk across the border or those Obama has brought in on plane, train or buses at American expense (Yes it has happened, look it up); gets Free College Education. Alas all of us poor saps who were born in America who can not afford to go to college without working two jobs & spending 15 years after college in debt to pay for it, no we won't be "Entitled" to Free Tuition, only the Illegals get that Freebie from the Dems. How many of you want to present the Federal Government with your bill or your children's bill for college & say "Pay This!?" I thought so! If illegals are going to be given Free Tuition but American citizens aren't entitled to Free Tuition but instead we are entitled to pay the bill for the illegals' free tuition, then aren't we as American citizens being discriminated against? I call BS on this because it definitely smells very foul. All Americans should be offended by by this waste of tax dollars & by the discrimination against American citizens of all races.
Where do you think Tax payer Dollars come from...the government...duh?! Wrong! The tax payer dollars come from tax payers meaning you! Yes you every time you pay sales tax, tax on anything such as property taxes, income taxes etc. Now when you see that your money is being squandered Not just some money you thought that the government printed each time they needed to pay a bill; are you really so quick to dismiss the Spending of this Democratic administration led by President Obama, as just an unbalanced budget? Are you willing to say All Lives Matter, except those of the Ambassador to Libya & 3 other brave Americans? Why don't their lives matter? They do just ask their family & friends. Are you willing to say All Lives Matter except those of unborn fetuses; fetuses that we know have functioning brains when they are aborted? Mr. Obama wants No term limit on abortions & No medical care for them when they are born breathing at 5, 6, 7, 8 months, remember no term limits.

Are you willing to say All Lives Matter, but turn a blind eye to police officers risking their lives to keep you safe from crime? Do All Lives Matter to you or do only #BlackLivesMatter? If you say only #BlackLivesMatter as the Dems did in the debate stage, then you must concede that black on black crime is by far the largest proponent in the equation. Obama does Not yell from the White House steps that Chicago, Baltimore, New York, Philadelphia, Detroit, LA & many inner cities should stop the gang violence, stop the black on black genocide. No instead our President Mr. Obama seeks to further divide this country through whatever means necessary, race, job, religion with no qualms. Joe Biden smirks as he & President Obama look down upon America with disdain for all our forefathers endured, fought for & achieved to make America the Greatest country on the face of the planet Earth.

Do not believe me read about this for yourself. Seek out various news outlets, posts by bloggers, just get yourself informed. Know about the backgrounds of the candidates, hold them accountable for their words & actions. Think to yourself if you or your child had committed the action or said what the people have said & done, then would your feet be held to the fire? Would society hold you or your family member accountable for a crime or a loss of life? The IRS officials holding the highest offices in the IRS broke laws, should they be held accountable? The IRS would have No qualms about holding any of us accountable? Just ask Wesley Snipes, Willie Nelson or any of the other hundreds of thousands of people who have been harassed by the IRS.

It's time we as Americans hold Washington accountable! It's time we hold those wanting to hold the highest office in the land accountable. Ask Mr. Obama to be accountable for his unbalanced budgets & frivolous spending of our tax dollars. It's time we as Americans say enough is enough & we take back our rights as Americans. Americans act like Americans, have a backbone like your forefathers. If you have ever served in the military,  had a family member who served or knew someone who served in the military, they have backbone. Grow a spine & stand up for yourself, stand up for America & say No More to the Progressives & the Socialist! America has protected us & we are Now going to Protect America!
God Bless this Great Nation of America! Maybe I should run for the office of the President of the United States? I knew I'd have you laughing by the time this rant was over! Wise up America, do not let politicians fool you with rhetoric.

A society is judged on how they treated each other, how they treated their poor, elderly, children (including the unborn) & their weak, but also on how weak they were in judgements, both in & out of the courtroom or the voting booth. You see your actions have consequences & all of our actions consequently will write our history.

Thank you for taking your time to read this rant,
Lisa Morgan

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