Reality TV: Watch the Survivors Race for the White House 2016

Reality TV : Watch the Survivors Race for the White House 2016     

By: Lisa Morgan                                                    Nov. 9, 2016

Hillary Clinton spent months spouting, "This is not a Reality TV show!", but she was wrong yet again. We Americans witnessed the ultimate Reality TV Show that lasted far longer than 13 episodes, this mega marathon went on for a year & a half, although it seem like decades. Nonetheless, we could not tune it out, even if we wanted to because almost every where we turned it was blaring at us. It was everywhere, like your Mom when you're 14 years old! We have reality checks galore. We have humble pie with a side order of crow eating contest followed by a rousing order of shoveling manure.

We had sex, lies, videotape, audiotape, lies, accusations, name calling, humor, screeching, limitless budgets, late term abortion, spirit cooking & occasionally promises to either go farther than a the previous guy while growing stronger or building walls for safety while simultaneously making money. We heard Hillary talk about coddling illegals & renaming them undocumented citizens or asylum seekers. Trump spoke of banning sanctuary cities that coddle illegals & deporting them back to their homelands. There were even ladies who accused Bill Clinton of rape & groping them, while Hillary & Bill Clinton neither one denied the accusations & Bill did in fact pay one of them almost a million dollars two decades ago, then the Clinton's managed to act, as if these ladies did not exist on planet Earth. Meanwhile back at the Trump camp, they starting dodging women coming out of the woodwork like ghosts in a paranormal series. The funny thing about this seemingly endless parade of women  was that one by one their stories got more outlandish than the next, as if they were vying for their 15 minutes of fame. Also one by one the stories were debunked as false & one of them did admit to receiving payment from the Hillary camp to falsely smear Trump with lies.  Trump threatened law suits & all the women shut up miraculously. Wow! 

Hillary never did shut up neither did Trump. The insults went on for months until they were more than most people could bear & we all felt like we had seen one too many slasher films. The ultimate Reality TV show climaxed with a twist & turn ending that shocked the mainstream media along with Hollywood. The season finale was a real shocker for some & expected outcome for others, as America shouted with glee as the new President of the United States Donald J. Trump was elected as our 45th President. Hillary Clinton refused to show her face to many of her adoring fans as they waited in cold temps in New York City, on election night. She finally mad a dramatic appearance looking like a battered soldier after a long battle, but wearing a royal purple & black pantsuit ensemble, which Tim Kaine, his wife & Bill Clinton had to coordinate with her. The Royal purple mourning brigade marched on stage as if going to the gallows. No one could have scripted any of this election 2016.

So if you still think the Real Housewives or any other Reality TV show has shown us more than the campaign for the White House 2016, then you are just plain wrong! Millions of people watched & hundreds of millions of people voted, even some dead folks appeared as zombies to vote continue to vote Democrat. You know those liberals do not go off into the night without a fight. The Ultimate Reality Show starred Donald J. Trump & Hillary Rodham Clinton. Either you loved them, hated them or you just wanted to never see them again, but you could not quit watching them. America cheered them on until the last moments somewhere near 3 am on Nov 9, 2016, when Trump was declared the winner & America's next President. Does anyone else feel like he should have taken a walk down a long runway with a sash? America Won & we should all be elated, to have the opportunity to reunite as a nation, from the divisiveness of the last eight years. We should pull together. Americans of both genders & various races voted in Donald J. Trump, as President & likewise we should all help each other to heal. 

The rioting & temper tantrums from the leftist liberals must stop! Your candidate did not win, so you will go out & protest or riot. Will you also make a video tape? Your candidate did not win & at this point what difference does it make? Grow up & realize you will not get paid anymore to protest. You will have to pay your own way in this world & if you insist on behaving badly, cursing at newscasters because you think it's cool to use swear words on national TV, then maybe you should go back home to Daddy's basement to live until you can grow up & toughen up. The world owes you nothing! You can either be a productive part of society or you can cower in a corner being offended like a coward. The choice is yours because America is the land of the free, where you have choices & we salute freedom. One more footnote, if you insist on burning the American flag & stomping on it, then get your sorry ass to the closest border & cross it with the Hollywood & music industry elitists. True American are proud of our flag & those who died for it, so you buttercups can protests & burn our flags, even though you are unappreciative spoiled brats! 

All of us who did not vote for Obama endured blows one after the other to the gut & we turned our cheeks to be repeatedly slapped. We took it on the chin for eight long years biding our time until we could free ourselves from the tyranny of the Obama & Biden reign accompanied by Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, Loretta Lynch & Eric Holder as supporting cast members. Yet all of you offended, liberal globalists can only find solace in rioting, marching in protests, burning or damaging other people's property because you say "Love Trumps Hate", but you are the largest group of haters among us. Hillary Clinton & Obama along with all of the Democrats waved the tattered race card until it was frayed. America flipped out Trump card back at you & now you're offended so you will throw a tantrum. Grow up!

God Bless America & God please guide Donald J. Trump & Mike Pence, as they lead America for the next 4-8 years. Can we finally hear Trump say,"You're Fired!" I suppose that will come in the spin off series "Make America Great Again!"

Lisa Morgan

Author of the reality check humor book "Get Beach Slapped"
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Green Acres is the place for me? Could be!

written by: Lisa Morgan                                                 10/21/2016


Did any of you see the sitcom Green Acres? Ah of course you did because if you are too young to remember that sitcom then you would most likely not be reading this blog post. I wonder how many people some 45 years after the sitcom would actually ditch the city to live on a farm or at the very least in a rural community with country folks? I for one would have no problem with it whatsoever.

I do acknowledge there are some drawbacks to being in a rural area such as not having shopping centers, fine dining, entertainment, access to a 24 hour convenience store with gas pumps, mass transit. You do know that those are the very reasons why you would also choose a farming community or rural area to live. It's about experiencing a simpler lifestyle, which is not for the faint of heart, who fret over being being more than three miles from what they desire at the moment.

Following the red brick path is not the same as following the yellow brick road, people work hard in a rural area; they farm the land or at the least grow gardens from which they eat versus going to a super market. The red brick path leads to a farmhouse in a quaint country area where people do not put on Gucci, they put on working boots & jeans. The path of red bricks are worn from hard work, families going to & fro from the front porch, as the screen door slams. You will inevitably hear a female voice say,"Don't slam that screen door!" The brick path that leads up to the front steps of a farmhouse is not pretentious, what it is for many is a way of life to follow the straight & narrow path. There is something to be said for taking a simple approach to life, following your heart, not caring about opinions of people who do not live in your community or who do not know you, doing what you love & loving what you do. Life is short & some people seem to figure that out long before others hence they live every day with purpose.

I think Green Acres is the life for me. It's a good thing this blog is not in stereo where you could actually hear me sing the theme song to the show. My dogs just looked at me like I was in pain, lots of pain.  I digress from the idea of living simple. No one is keeping you from achieving your goals but you! If you desire to live in the country, in rural America, on the side of a mountain or in a seaside fishing village; then make that move. YOLO means you only live once, so why not start living simple.

The only things we regret at the end of our lives are the missed opportunities, that we were too scared to reach out & grasp. I have missed a few, squandered others & I hope to make the most of the ones life offers to me from here on out, until the good Lord above calls my name. Until the next installment of my blog remember there are far worse things you can do than be self sufficient, thrifty, handy, purposeful. Watch for an opportunity, as it will pass you by like a warm summer breeze through the oak trees.

Thank you for taking your time to join me,
Lisa Morgan
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Hillary Clinton's FREE PASS cost some women everything!

Hillary Clinton's FREE PASS cost some women everything!

by Lisa Morgan                           October 11, 2016

I am befuddled by the women who have chosen to overlook the blaring neon sign in the room reading "RAPE". Bill Clinton is not on the Presidential ticket this time as a candidate but his wife Hillary Clinton is on the ballot. Her judgement is in question. How can you stay with a man who has been repeatedly for decades accuses by women of sexual assaults, rapes, groping? How can you raise your daughter in a household with a man accused of raping women? My question for all women is why does Hillary Clinton get a FREE PASS for her husband's disgusting actions, while any other woman of any political affiliation would be roasted on a bonfire by the left leaning feminists? Any other woman especially a conservative woman would be accused of child endangerment from a raising a daughter in a household with a man who on multiple occasions has been accused of sexual misconduct & rape! Ladies please justify to me why Hillary Clinton gets a FREE PASS on the actions of her husband but yet she champions women & children. The LIE & DENY campaign strategy.

A champion of women would not care what political affiliation sexual assault victims or rape victims were or even if they voted at all. A champion of women would see that a sexual predator like Bill Clinton was brought to justice. A champion of children would have seen that a child be raised in the a household where the father had multiple accusations of lurid behavior & rape accusations was taken out of the home until the cases were resolved, if the mother was unwillingly to protect the child. I understand the innocent until proven guilty argument, but when someone as powerful as the Clintons can have people silenced & some of them permanently, then you really question justice being blind. If you look at the facts but remove the Clinton names, then a prosecutor would have long ago brought charges against Bill Clinton period. Again I ask why does Hillary Clinton get a FREE PASS for choosing political strategy over moral character?

Hillary Clinton represented a child rapist in the case where then 12 year old Kathy Shelton was brutally raped & she was left enable to have children as a result of the vicious rape. Hillary grilled this 12 year old child, accusing her of fantasizing about sex, older men & perversion. Ladies do you remember being 12? Ladies over 40 do you remember being 12 at a time when sex was not thrown in your face at every turn in society? I do remember that time & the last thing I was thinking about was sex or older men. Perversion, sex & grown men are not thoughts that 12 year old girls have at all, so for Hillary Clinton to grill this girl like she was a prostitute & not respect her childhood is vile, unforgivable & inconceivable. Please tell me how a self proclaimed champion of children treats a child this way & represents a child rapist? This sick man was acquitted & had spent less than a year in jail. He went on to assault again. Kathy Shelton was scarred both mentally & physically by her attacker. Kathy Shelton was then scarred mentally by Hillary Clinton for accusing her of enjoying this rape, fantasizing about it & consenting to it. Can you imagine if this had happened to you, your daughter, your sister? Yet many millions of women are giving Hillary Clinton a FREE PASS on this & I ask why?

Let's just call Bill Clinton's frequent flier pass on the Lolita Express plane owned by Jeffrey Epstein another FREE PASS the Clinton name gets as a perk. Jeffrey Epstein once a Wall Street millionaire & very close friend of the Clinton family owned a private island where he would have underage girls as young as 12 to 14 years old held against their will, for the purposes of sex. Epstein would fly out his friends at a cost of course or a favor on his infamous plane later dubbed the Lolita Express. Bill Clinton took multiple flights with the manifests showing his name. On at least one occasion secret service men were along for the ride with bill Clinton, along with a member Obama's staff. You can Goggle this for yourself & see that Epstein was convicted & served time for his abuse of underage girls, but again the Clinton name carries weight & Epstein remains silent. A pedophile island where Bill Clinton was a frequent flier should send shock waves through morally conscious person, yet excuses are made instead because of the Clinton name. A pattern of behavior is easy to establish, as we look at the mounting deviant behavior associated with Bill Clinton. Hillary again defends him. The LIE & DENY strategy of the Clinton cartel has been working hard for decades.

How do you champion women when you are calling them names, attacking their character, attempting to silence them? You would say that is not in any way championing women, right? You would say that sounds like something a man would do, not a woman, especially not a champion of women. If you took Hillary Clinton & Bill Clinton names out of the story & you read the Bill Clinton raping Eileen Wellstone while he was attending college at Oxford & raping Juanita Broaddrick twice after he had punched her in the face afterwards telling her to,"put some ice on that", then you would be appalled? Let's go farther into his sexual assaults on Paula Jones, Kathleen Willey where he forced himself on them & by the grace of God they got away from him. You would concur that this man was a sexual predator & needed to be locked up to protect women. Somehow when you insert the name Bill Clinton, the story changes to Governor, President of the United States & he gets a FREE PASS. The women he sexually assaulted, raped get no justice ever in their lifetimes, because he is a former Governor, former President of the United States. Why is that? Is that fair? Is that ethical or even moral? At the very minimum he should be disgraced & shamed to show his face outside of his home, much less stand on a stage giving speeches for millions of dollars, giving speeches for women's rights, giving speeches attacking anyone for anything. At the very least his wife should be so ashamed to have stayed in a marriage with such a sick, twisted man, let alone raised her daughter in the same household as this man. At the very least this woman should not be championed as a political figure representing women or progressive ideas! This woman Hillary Clinton has shamelessly verbally attacked all of the aforementioned women who were sexually attacked & smeared their good names in the public. Hillary Clinton has made it her mission to destroy the lives of these women. These women have had men come to them threatening them if they did not remain silent, they have had notes left inside their locked homes, their pets killed with notes telling them to remain silent. You have the right to remain silent is usually heard by someone under arrest, not being told to a victim by goons sent out by the attacker & attacker's spouse. Think about that for a moment. Put your self in the position of those ladies who were victimized, put your daughter or niece's face on the 12 year old child that was raped, then tell me when you place Hillary Clinton & Bill Clinton's faces back into the story, that you can look at them in the same way. The faces of Hillary Clinton & Bill Clinton haunt these women daily.

Hillary Clinton champions women she says except for those her husband attacked. LIE & DENY at all costs to keep the legacy's fallacy intact.

If you can place all of this aside to cast your vote for Hillary Clinton, then please tell me why it's acceptable for her behavior & her husband Bill's behavior but not acceptable for any other woman who would have this past, while not having the name Clinton? Do you really want a person who attacks other women & silences them for the sole purpose of pushing her political career forward to advance her agenda. How can you be stronger together if you silence the voices of women & children who are sexually assaulted & raped? Is that what forward means to Hillary Clinton to move forward at all costs to obtain her legacy, at all costs? Does stronger together mean in silencing victims we are stronger to achieve an agenda? What does this say about the Democratic party? How can they honestly seek female voters, saying we are stronger together, as long as we silence the victims who litter our path? The Democratic party, of which I once was a member, has betrayed women & children dramatically by hoisting Hillary Clinton to a level of sainthood, while she terrorized women & a child rape victim; while she sat back & allowed her husband's pathological deviant behavior to continue, as she enabled him to continue to assault women.

Hillary Clinton will play the woman scorned by her philandering husband who has had many affairs, too many to count on her perfectly manicured fingers. Hillary will attempt to herself play the victim of the housewife who was cheated on by her adulterous husband, but she stayed furthermore she looked the other way for political power. She looked the other way rape, after sexual assault, after rape after affairs, after sexual assaults, after affairs, to further her political power for her legacy. Now let that sink in.

Why are you casting your precious vote for Hillary Clinton? Please explain that to me & to Bill Clinton's victims, to the lady who was grilled mercilessly by a conniving lawyer named Hillary Clinton who wanted to make a name for herself. Well she made a name for herself alright. You can pick the name that best suits her for yourself. I would not pick Commander in Chief or President. The first female President of the United States will come, but shouldn't we have a lady who is an upstanding lady, who we would be proud to hold as a role model for our daughters, nieces & granddaughters? Can you truly say Hillary is that woman? I think not. There are many wonderful women out there who will be a much better choice & we should wait for them. We've waited this long why blow it now by electing a woman like Hillary Clinton, who attacks other women & defends rapists. I champion other women & children. I choose not to support a fallacy of stronger together that costs women & children their dignity while continuing to LIE & DENY.

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Thank you for visiting my blog,
Lisa Morgan (Reformed Former Democrat)
author of Get Beach Slapped a reality check humor book.

America Grow Up!

America Grow Up!

by Lisa Morgan                                                                      October 7, 2016

 

                                                 

America grow up! The liberal media & liberals in general are perfectly fine with transgender sexuality or even no gender sexuality; whereby you decide each day what gender to be or you decide to be both on any given day. Seriously? You do not find this odd or offensive or unnatural. Neither do you find "hooking up" with someone randomly to be odd or unusual behavior, but moreover you consider it to be typical or acceptable. You America are good with transgenderism, unisex bathrooms, random sex with strangers or acquaintances, gay marriage, but you have an issue with Donald Trump acting like a typical male? This week we have a audio tape from 11 years ago when Donald Trump was a private citizen & for the better part of a year we have been looking for emails from when former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was the Secretary of State. A man who is a private citizen having a conversation that he thought was private & a woman who was holding political office acting illegally by setting up a private server in her basement, with National Security info being communicated to & from her. Yeah that's a tough one? No America it's not even close!

Actually I guarantee you if most men were being honest, they have talked trash on more than one occasion with other males about a woman’s appearance, their exploits or their conquests. Newsflash men can be incredibly rude, insensitive, brash when they are strutting around spewing testosterone. Men have a funny way of being men. They clean up their behavior in public & for the women they care about, for their families but when they are among other men, when no women are present (within earshot), they are men.

Are you really shocked that a man would talk like a man with another man? Are you shocked that a man has a sex drive? Or is it that the guy in question is Donald Trump? You do not take issue with Bill Clinton's sexual escapades before during or after the White House? Rape allegations have been made against Bill Clinton since he was 19 years old attending Oxford University where Eileen Wellstone accused Bill Clinton of rape. Women have come forward saying Bill Clinton raped them, groped them & sexually assaulted them. These women were NOT willing participants to his advances towards them. The list of women should also include those women who did & are still willingly have affairs with Bill Clinton, including a black woman in Arkansas who says Bill Clinton fathered her son who was born in 1985. The woman & her son who allege Bill Clinton fathered Danney Williams Clinton, claim Bill placed $700 per month in their mailbox until Bill Clinton began his campaign for the White House & Hillary was furious when she found out. The payments stopped abruptly. Google it! 

Do not forget the pedophile island whereby mature men would go to this island with the sole purpose of having sex with underage girls as young as 12 years old. Yes 12! The excursion including a plane titled "The Lolita Express". Bill Clinton was on the manifest at least two times along with secret service, (so taxpayers footed the bill for Bill's tryst with underage girls, not women but girls) & other Washington insiders. 

Bill Clinton can be accused of rape, groping, sexual assault, pedophilia, numerous affairs yet he's a "Teflon Don". Come on people you know better! Bill Cosby denied he had sex with women that were drugged by him & after so many women came forward, then you just had to say," Whoa!" If there is too much smoke there is fire & we all know this. So get over your innocent act of being judgmental, we are all adults here! The Clinton cartel does what they do, lie, deny, lie, cover-up, lie, smear campaigns, lie, deny. Teflon Don aka Slick Willie aka Bill Clinton & Hillary Rotten Clinton are the poster elitists seniors for “do as I say & not as I do!” The Clinton Cartel is hard at work again, working to cover-up & smear or deflect from Hillary’s inability to do anything but pander, lie, deny, deceive & shift positions.

I personally as a woman as not auditioning Donald Trump to be my next husband or to date my daughter, neither are any of you out there. If we want to dissect Presidential behavior by the reputation of the past Presidents' sexual behavior then we will have to postpone the election. May I remind everyone of John Kennedy, Bill Clinton, Thomas Jefferson, Franklin D. Roosevelt & the list goes on & on. Grow up America & quit acting offended because a man actually acted like a man! All you men who are so quick to judge, how would you like to have a hot microphone on you whenever you were having discussions with other men, when you thought no one would hear you? Stop the condescending behavior.

I don't give a damn who a political figure is sleeping with, has slept with in the past, that is between them & their spouse. I do care if it involves rape or sex with underage girls! I do not care that a man talks abrupt or crude about women with other men, that’s what millions of men do. They are men, so get over it, that's what they do. A woman is lying if they are saying they're shocked that men act like men & not metro-sexuals! All of you feminists how about letting men act like men when you're not looking. 

Grow up!

 I'm going to vote based on what I believe in, the direction I want this country to go in, the safety of the country, my rights as an American citizen. More & more of our rights are being trampled on by Democrats, on Sept. 30, 2016 Obama granted American internet to be overseen by a committee of countries, because he said, "America has too much power." Really? As an American this should make you angry. Hillary Clinton admits she says one thing publically, but believes just the opposite in emails to John Podesta. She admits to lying! There's a shocker for you! At least with Donald Trump he owns up to his outrageous behavior, but with Hillary she just LIES! Bill Clinton asks redundant questions like he asked at his "Impeachment Hearings", "What is the definition of is?” asked Bill Clinton. Really?

We Americans deserve better!

Millennials do not remember the Clinton scandals but they should Google them. Let's name a few: Juanita Broaddrick, Monica Lewinski, Kathleen Willey, Paula Jones, Sandra Allen James, Eileen Wellstone, Christy Zercher, Carolyn Moffet , Helen Dowdy, Becky Brown, Regina Blakely Hopper, Elizabeth Ward Gracen, Gennifer Flowers, Connie Hamzy , Dolly Kyle Browning, Sally Miller (Sally Perdue) , Lencola Sullivan (among a few of the 20+ women associated with sex scandals & Bill Clinton, while Hillary threatened the women & standing by Bill condoning his behavior for political reasons) Danney Williams Clinton (illegitimate child of Bill Clinton), Whitewater, File Gate, Vince Foster (all the bodies associated with Bill & Hillary Clinton numbering in the 50+ category), the FBI tape with Rodger Clinton (Rodger is buying cocaine & says his brother Bill is like a vacuum cleaner with the stuff), Bill Clinton's cocaine abuse, Lolita Express (excursions to a private island for sex with underage girls).

Make a choice on Nov 8, 2016 based off the people we have running for the Presidency. Make the decision wisely because everything is on the line. We may not recognize an America without borders, with globalist’s intentions, with green agendas that put coal & oil industries out of business, which is what Hillary Clinton has said she will do in private email to John Podesta. So America which is more offensive to you? A man using crude, brash language with another man about a woman or a woman who wants to put millions of Americans out of work & allow ISIS to walk into America? Your choice. 

Google these names: Juanita Broaddrick | Kathleen Willey | Paula Jones | Sandra Allen James | Eileen Wellstone | Christy Zercher | Carolyn Moffet | Helen Dowdy | Becky Brown | Regina Blakely Hopper | Monica Lewinsky | Elizabeth Ward Gracen | Gennifer Flowers | Connie Hamzy | Dolly Kyle Browning | Sally Miller (Sally Perdue) | Lencola Sullivan

Thank you for joining me,

Lisa Morgan

Author of the humor reality check book ” GET BEACH SLAPPED”

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What a Mucked Up Fess!

What a Mucked Up Fess!

by Lisa Morgan                                                                                                      Sept. 19, 2016

What a time to be alive? We actually are witnessing the age of "Narrative Wars" or "The War of Words". Apparently according to the White House Press Secretary Josh Ernest, who made the rounds today, we are in a "Narrative fight or narrative war" with Islam. I suppose that the Islamist did not get the memo on political correctness, that was put out by the White House & signed by Barack Obama; because two of their prodigal sons decided over the weekend to attack innocent Americans, yet again. One wielded a knife stabbing  9 people in St. Cloud, Minnesota, the home of 10,000 Somalia refugees, with the majority of them being Muslim. Minneapolis, Minnesota is the new home to another 25,000 Somalia refugees, whom claim Islam as their religion. The knife wielder was not stopped until an off duty police officer with a GUN shot & killed the Muslim knife wielder who yelled, "Allah Akbar" while stabbing people. There was no doubt he meant to kill not wound as many as possible, yet he was foiled & stopped by a trained police officer.

The other incident of Islamic attack this weekend was a naturalized citizen originally from Afghanistan, who planted at last count 8 bombs in New York & New Jersey, with one being detonated injuring 29 people. This particular follower of Islam decided to also have a shootout with the police injuring two officers before he was taken down by a GUN. The running theme in this story is Islamist's who seek to kill or maim Americans but they are stopped by the actions of brave men with GUNS.

The White House & Mayor of New York Bill DeBlasio were very reluctant to call these acts of terrorism, as if they did say those dreaded words "acts of terrorism" that their over inflated ego driven heads would explode & a purple haze would be emitted, as in the commercial. The delay to call out terrorism for what it is has made our President a weak leader, who touted leading from behind. What exactly did Obama mean by that? Leading from behind human shields? Leading with his ass instead of using his brain or making an ass of himself in front of the entire world? I think Barack Obama did accomplish the latter, as other world leaders called Obama, a "jackass" & a "son of a bitch/whore". When would another leader dare publicly say these things to a strong leader? Well our President is the definition of weak.

The "War of Words" or "Narrative War" is one that Obama will lose because the rest of the world leaders take action. Remember that little rhyme from childhood days gone by "sticks & stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me"; someone needs to have that carved in stone & handed to the President because he apparently thinks politically correct words will stop "radical Islamic terrorists". If the "War of Words" was what would work to solve issues, then I think Putin won when he called Obama a "jackass", even if calling him a cupcake would have sufficed.

Hillary Clinton on the other hand, the leftist hand, thinks that "Illegals Come First", in her pitch to the politically correct "Undocumented Citizens" over the weekend, as she stuck to her narrative of "Stronger Together" aka Illegal voting by illegals, or those who will vote multiple times or both. Hillary Clinton told a crowd of Latinos, that she would end the "Round ups & Deportations" of illegals. While Donald Trump did not mince words in saying that illegals are illegal & no one will cross our borders without being vetted. Hillary Clinton wants vastly more gun control, leaving Americans with only words to protect themselves against Jihadists that are hell bent on killing as many infidels or non Muslims as humanly possible. Exactly which words are Americans to use when faced with a knife wielding Muslim? If a Islamic follower spend hours making various types of bombs & strategically placing them for maximum collateral damage aka deaths; then exactly what words are we American to use in this "Narrative War" against Islam? Are we to yell "God help me!', as a Muslim extremist yells, "Allah Akbar"? Well maybe that would be a fair fight if the Muslim did not arm himself with weapons of destruction! The answer to an armed Islamist hell bent on killing is for him or her to be faced with armed opposition that is not afraid to fire a gun at the Islamic radical.
Bill Clinton's "don't ask don't tell policies" have not worked out so well versus the "If you see something say something" policy that the current administration has reluctantly adopted under pressure from American citizens & police officers. Since when was it a good idea to look the other way, keep silent, watch your words for fear of offending? These idiotic policies of giving words new definitions, remaining silent except when it causes racial unrest, demeaning the American flag or National Anthem, refusing to say words such as "radical Islam" or "terrorism", changing names as it suits one such as changing ISIS to ISIL or Osama Bin Laden to Usama Bin Laden, is absolute absurdity. This entire current administration led by Barack Obama, Joe Biden, John Kerry, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is an absolute failure! They have managed to muck up everything they have touched, muck up every international foreign relationship American has had for the last forty years. We are witnessing first hand a "Mucked Up Fess"!

Now here are a few words that I have for this administration of leftist progressives at the White House. You have made a mockery of America, while the entire world was watching. Your cowardliness, spineless "Leading from Behind", while touting slogans of "Forward" is a bass ackwards (ass backwards) way of double speaking hog wash! You have created division in America, where there was once unity, you have torn opened old wounds with the intention of ripping out the heart of America. You Obama, Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, John Kerry & all of the progressive leftist Senators, Congressmen & Governors have jumped onto a crane with a wrecking ball intending to destroy America with one blow after another, but what you did not count on was American citizens standing up for America, to save her. What you did not expect was the backlash of patriotism from American citizens who watched as You leftists progressives began to systematically take away & give away America to illegals. You opened up our borders, brought in illegals by bus, train & plane. You released the illegals that had been arrested as fast as they were processed & then you graciously told the illegals to stay in the "sanctuary cities" aka "Aiding & Abiding Cities", where the American taxpayer would pay all of their bills. Americans for the most part had been unaware that if someone enters this country illegally & claims to NOT speak English then they are considered "disabled" thereby qualifying the illegal for "SSI Disability". The illegals then get housing subsidies, food stamps, medicaid all on the taxpayers dollar.

Americans have been told they are racists & bigots if they speak out against welfare programs, gays, transgenders, illegals, Muslims. Meanwhile colleges are telling white students to apologize for their actions of those who have been dead for decades or even centuries, to feel guilty for being Caucasians. If you said that to a black person or brown person the entire network of socialist leftist loons would have their heads spinning faster that Linda Blair in the movie the Exorcist. The idea that colleges are indoctrinating students with ideology rather than knowledge is preposterous. The Black Caucasus can berate Donald Trump as a racists, but their very name is exclusive & racist as is the entire Black Lives Matters movement of hatred. Exactly how is this one sided racism supposed to work? Since when was racism by one race acceptable but not for another race? It is nothing but divide & conquer tactical moves from a socialistic, brazenly racist, thieving, lying, progressives who believe that it is acceptable to redistribute America's wealth as long as They the political machine in charge is getting wealthy. A perfect example is the Clinton's, have made money laundering on a global scale legitimized by running though a foundation, the Clinton Foundation. The Obama's have been buying mansions while still in the White House. How is this possible for these politicians, with the media & internet that we have today, to blatantly move massive amounts of money around with this same massive amounts of money being called lost, misplaced, or unaccounted for?

The summation is simple. The War of Words or Narrative War will not be won or even engaged by those who are feckless, wreckless, lying cowards, when faced with feckless, wreckless, lying cowards with weapons. You can not fight a war with words if the enemy is armed with explosives, knives, guns, vehicles, planes. America is wise to the Lies. The Mucked Up Fess that Obama & Hillary Clinton created of lying about videos, lying about emails, lying about lying, refusing to say "radical Islamic terrorists", ISIS, Muslim Extremist or Osama is proof of how offensive they truly are to Americans. While Hillary Clinton & Barack Obama where telling college students to be easily offended, telling blacks to protest against police officers instead of abortions or black on black crime, telling illegals to come cross American borders without consequences, calling terrorism "workplace violence"; Americans were being told to sit down & shut up. Well America has had enough & we are fed up with a government that consistently attacks us, steals from us aka Omnibus bill, TARP, bail outs of wall street & banks. Americans were sold a cheap Chinese made bill of goods, that poisons our drinking water, steals land from farmers & ranchers, protects illegals & prosecutes citizens, allows political figures & government employees to pillage the coiffures of the American Treasury.  Harry Reid who laughed maniacally about having lied about Romney's not paying taxes, when in FACT he had paid his taxes saying,"Well he (Romney) didn't win did he?" & also Harry Reid bragged about his latest statement in reference to the 2012 lying about Romney's taxes, "I've never been so proud of anything I've done!" Leftist progressives like Barack & Michelle Obama, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Mayor Bill DeBasio, Maxine Waters, Elizabeth Warren, Al Franken, Elijah Cummings, Barney Franks, Chris Dodd, Barbara Boxer, Huma Abedin, Anthony Weiner just to name a few think that they are above the law, above scrutiny & above the American people. The American people are stopping the wrecking ball with a pendulum that is going to swing back to normalcy with such fierce velocity, that many of the leftist progressives will be knocked back into reality at mach speed rendering them speechless (hopefully speechless for decades).  America is the land of the free because of the brave, not because of the offended. Vote for safety, security, balanced budgets, jobs, infrastructure to save America & not Destroy her by fundamentally rebuilding her.

Lady Liberty does not need plastic surgery to rebuild her, molding her into a socialistic blasphemy of liberty. She needs work with common sense approaches to restore her former glory. Americans first Not illegals first. Trump Supporters were called Deplorable, Irredeemable, Xenophobic, Homophobic, Islamophobic, Racists because we want safety for our families, because we believe in putting American citizens first before illegals, because we want border control to protect Americans from Islamic Muslims who seeks to kill us & because we believe restrooms should be for two genders only which protect children; because we believe in getting facts in a criminal case before rushing to judgement, because we believe that we live in a democracy of we the people, where the government is not dictating to us but we dictate to the government, while obeying laws & prosecuting lawbreakers even & especially those in government positions.We are racists because we believe All Lives Matter not just one particular race, but all races. I don't know when Hillary Clinton was made a god, whereby she decided I or anyone else was irredeemable? I would call a serial killer such as Charles Manson irredeemable & deplorable not a Trump supporter. Newsflash Hillary Clinton you can count me among the millions of the Xenophobic, Islamophobic, Homophobic, Deplorable, Irredeemable Racist for supporting Donald Trump.
What a Mucked Up Fess!

Thank you for your time,
 Lisa Morgan
Author of the reality check humor book "GET BEACH SLAPPED"
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