What a Mucked Up Fess!

What a Mucked Up Fess!

by Lisa Morgan                                                                                                      Sept. 19, 2016

What a time to be alive? We actually are witnessing the age of "Narrative Wars" or "The War of Words". Apparently according to the White House Press Secretary Josh Ernest, who made the rounds today, we are in a "Narrative fight or narrative war" with Islam. I suppose that the Islamist did not get the memo on political correctness, that was put out by the White House & signed by Barack Obama; because two of their prodigal sons decided over the weekend to attack innocent Americans, yet again. One wielded a knife stabbing  9 people in St. Cloud, Minnesota, the home of 10,000 Somalia refugees, with the majority of them being Muslim. Minneapolis, Minnesota is the new home to another 25,000 Somalia refugees, whom claim Islam as their religion. The knife wielder was not stopped until an off duty police officer with a GUN shot & killed the Muslim knife wielder who yelled, "Allah Akbar" while stabbing people. There was no doubt he meant to kill not wound as many as possible, yet he was foiled & stopped by a trained police officer.

The other incident of Islamic attack this weekend was a naturalized citizen originally from Afghanistan, who planted at last count 8 bombs in New York & New Jersey, with one being detonated injuring 29 people. This particular follower of Islam decided to also have a shootout with the police injuring two officers before he was taken down by a GUN. The running theme in this story is Islamist's who seek to kill or maim Americans but they are stopped by the actions of brave men with GUNS.

The White House & Mayor of New York Bill DeBlasio were very reluctant to call these acts of terrorism, as if they did say those dreaded words "acts of terrorism" that their over inflated ego driven heads would explode & a purple haze would be emitted, as in the commercial. The delay to call out terrorism for what it is has made our President a weak leader, who touted leading from behind. What exactly did Obama mean by that? Leading from behind human shields? Leading with his ass instead of using his brain or making an ass of himself in front of the entire world? I think Barack Obama did accomplish the latter, as other world leaders called Obama, a "jackass" & a "son of a bitch/whore". When would another leader dare publicly say these things to a strong leader? Well our President is the definition of weak.

The "War of Words" or "Narrative War" is one that Obama will lose because the rest of the world leaders take action. Remember that little rhyme from childhood days gone by "sticks & stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me"; someone needs to have that carved in stone & handed to the President because he apparently thinks politically correct words will stop "radical Islamic terrorists". If the "War of Words" was what would work to solve issues, then I think Putin won when he called Obama a "jackass", even if calling him a cupcake would have sufficed.

Hillary Clinton on the other hand, the leftist hand, thinks that "Illegals Come First", in her pitch to the politically correct "Undocumented Citizens" over the weekend, as she stuck to her narrative of "Stronger Together" aka Illegal voting by illegals, or those who will vote multiple times or both. Hillary Clinton told a crowd of Latinos, that she would end the "Round ups & Deportations" of illegals. While Donald Trump did not mince words in saying that illegals are illegal & no one will cross our borders without being vetted. Hillary Clinton wants vastly more gun control, leaving Americans with only words to protect themselves against Jihadists that are hell bent on killing as many infidels or non Muslims as humanly possible. Exactly which words are Americans to use when faced with a knife wielding Muslim? If a Islamic follower spend hours making various types of bombs & strategically placing them for maximum collateral damage aka deaths; then exactly what words are we American to use in this "Narrative War" against Islam? Are we to yell "God help me!', as a Muslim extremist yells, "Allah Akbar"? Well maybe that would be a fair fight if the Muslim did not arm himself with weapons of destruction! The answer to an armed Islamist hell bent on killing is for him or her to be faced with armed opposition that is not afraid to fire a gun at the Islamic radical.
Bill Clinton's "don't ask don't tell policies" have not worked out so well versus the "If you see something say something" policy that the current administration has reluctantly adopted under pressure from American citizens & police officers. Since when was it a good idea to look the other way, keep silent, watch your words for fear of offending? These idiotic policies of giving words new definitions, remaining silent except when it causes racial unrest, demeaning the American flag or National Anthem, refusing to say words such as "radical Islam" or "terrorism", changing names as it suits one such as changing ISIS to ISIL or Osama Bin Laden to Usama Bin Laden, is absolute absurdity. This entire current administration led by Barack Obama, Joe Biden, John Kerry, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is an absolute failure! They have managed to muck up everything they have touched, muck up every international foreign relationship American has had for the last forty years. We are witnessing first hand a "Mucked Up Fess"!

Now here are a few words that I have for this administration of leftist progressives at the White House. You have made a mockery of America, while the entire world was watching. Your cowardliness, spineless "Leading from Behind", while touting slogans of "Forward" is a bass ackwards (ass backwards) way of double speaking hog wash! You have created division in America, where there was once unity, you have torn opened old wounds with the intention of ripping out the heart of America. You Obama, Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, John Kerry & all of the progressive leftist Senators, Congressmen & Governors have jumped onto a crane with a wrecking ball intending to destroy America with one blow after another, but what you did not count on was American citizens standing up for America, to save her. What you did not expect was the backlash of patriotism from American citizens who watched as You leftists progressives began to systematically take away & give away America to illegals. You opened up our borders, brought in illegals by bus, train & plane. You released the illegals that had been arrested as fast as they were processed & then you graciously told the illegals to stay in the "sanctuary cities" aka "Aiding & Abiding Cities", where the American taxpayer would pay all of their bills. Americans for the most part had been unaware that if someone enters this country illegally & claims to NOT speak English then they are considered "disabled" thereby qualifying the illegal for "SSI Disability". The illegals then get housing subsidies, food stamps, medicaid all on the taxpayers dollar.

Americans have been told they are racists & bigots if they speak out against welfare programs, gays, transgenders, illegals, Muslims. Meanwhile colleges are telling white students to apologize for their actions of those who have been dead for decades or even centuries, to feel guilty for being Caucasians. If you said that to a black person or brown person the entire network of socialist leftist loons would have their heads spinning faster that Linda Blair in the movie the Exorcist. The idea that colleges are indoctrinating students with ideology rather than knowledge is preposterous. The Black Caucasus can berate Donald Trump as a racists, but their very name is exclusive & racist as is the entire Black Lives Matters movement of hatred. Exactly how is this one sided racism supposed to work? Since when was racism by one race acceptable but not for another race? It is nothing but divide & conquer tactical moves from a socialistic, brazenly racist, thieving, lying, progressives who believe that it is acceptable to redistribute America's wealth as long as They the political machine in charge is getting wealthy. A perfect example is the Clinton's, have made money laundering on a global scale legitimized by running though a foundation, the Clinton Foundation. The Obama's have been buying mansions while still in the White House. How is this possible for these politicians, with the media & internet that we have today, to blatantly move massive amounts of money around with this same massive amounts of money being called lost, misplaced, or unaccounted for?

The summation is simple. The War of Words or Narrative War will not be won or even engaged by those who are feckless, wreckless, lying cowards, when faced with feckless, wreckless, lying cowards with weapons. You can not fight a war with words if the enemy is armed with explosives, knives, guns, vehicles, planes. America is wise to the Lies. The Mucked Up Fess that Obama & Hillary Clinton created of lying about videos, lying about emails, lying about lying, refusing to say "radical Islamic terrorists", ISIS, Muslim Extremist or Osama is proof of how offensive they truly are to Americans. While Hillary Clinton & Barack Obama where telling college students to be easily offended, telling blacks to protest against police officers instead of abortions or black on black crime, telling illegals to come cross American borders without consequences, calling terrorism "workplace violence"; Americans were being told to sit down & shut up. Well America has had enough & we are fed up with a government that consistently attacks us, steals from us aka Omnibus bill, TARP, bail outs of wall street & banks. Americans were sold a cheap Chinese made bill of goods, that poisons our drinking water, steals land from farmers & ranchers, protects illegals & prosecutes citizens, allows political figures & government employees to pillage the coiffures of the American Treasury.  Harry Reid who laughed maniacally about having lied about Romney's not paying taxes, when in FACT he had paid his taxes saying,"Well he (Romney) didn't win did he?" & also Harry Reid bragged about his latest statement in reference to the 2012 lying about Romney's taxes, "I've never been so proud of anything I've done!" Leftist progressives like Barack & Michelle Obama, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Mayor Bill DeBasio, Maxine Waters, Elizabeth Warren, Al Franken, Elijah Cummings, Barney Franks, Chris Dodd, Barbara Boxer, Huma Abedin, Anthony Weiner just to name a few think that they are above the law, above scrutiny & above the American people. The American people are stopping the wrecking ball with a pendulum that is going to swing back to normalcy with such fierce velocity, that many of the leftist progressives will be knocked back into reality at mach speed rendering them speechless (hopefully speechless for decades).  America is the land of the free because of the brave, not because of the offended. Vote for safety, security, balanced budgets, jobs, infrastructure to save America & not Destroy her by fundamentally rebuilding her.

Lady Liberty does not need plastic surgery to rebuild her, molding her into a socialistic blasphemy of liberty. She needs work with common sense approaches to restore her former glory. Americans first Not illegals first. Trump Supporters were called Deplorable, Irredeemable, Xenophobic, Homophobic, Islamophobic, Racists because we want safety for our families, because we believe in putting American citizens first before illegals, because we want border control to protect Americans from Islamic Muslims who seeks to kill us & because we believe restrooms should be for two genders only which protect children; because we believe in getting facts in a criminal case before rushing to judgement, because we believe that we live in a democracy of we the people, where the government is not dictating to us but we dictate to the government, while obeying laws & prosecuting lawbreakers even & especially those in government positions.We are racists because we believe All Lives Matter not just one particular race, but all races. I don't know when Hillary Clinton was made a god, whereby she decided I or anyone else was irredeemable? I would call a serial killer such as Charles Manson irredeemable & deplorable not a Trump supporter. Newsflash Hillary Clinton you can count me among the millions of the Xenophobic, Islamophobic, Homophobic, Deplorable, Irredeemable Racist for supporting Donald Trump.
What a Mucked Up Fess!

Thank you for your time,
 Lisa Morgan
Author of the reality check humor book "GET BEACH SLAPPED"
available at Barnes & Noble, Apple itunes, Google Play, Amazon & bookstores.

Buttercups hold onto your Whiny Hineys

 Buttercups Hold onto your Whiny Hineys  

by Lisa Morgan                                                                                            Sept. 9, 2016

                                              The Buttercup Generation of Whiny babies

The Buttercup generation cries because they're offended by words, by actions, by appearances, by appearances of actions & they're offended that others might be offended, by the tantrums of the Buttercups. The Buttercups stomp & burn our American flag, they sit down in protest at our National Anthem. Contrast the Children of the 40's, 50's, 60's & 70's  who cried when we got whoopings, because our parents wanted to make sure we knew right from wrong & we did not embarrass them by acting like unruly brats or Buttercups. The Children of the 40's, 50's, 60's & 70's hold the American flag in high esteem along with the National Anthem. Hey Buttercups hold onto your hineys because LIFE has not yet begun to Whoop your A$$es. Life has a funny way of slapping your behind or hiney back into reality,  when you get too big for your britches (pants).  FYI: If you check the southern dictionary of slang then you will find that britches are pants, whoopings are serious spankings but not abuse & the hiney is your behind, butt or A$$. I'm sure my mother will call me with a few choice words for me after she reads that I wrote the word A$$. (IF you must ask what a Whooping is, then you have Never had one, trust me!) ~ Lisa Morgan www.getbeachslapped.blogspot.com

~ Lisa Morgan
author of the book "Get Beach Slapped" a reality check humor book

Spoiled Apples do Not become Apple Butter, they become Rotten to the Core

Spoiled Apples do Not become Apple Butter; 

they become Rotten to the Core

by Lisa Morgan                                                                  Sept 6, 2016

Apples conjure up visions of gardens, Eve & the infamous apple, apple bobbing & apples falling from trees. Although it's quite astounding how in an apple orchard Eve & Adam found fig leaves, I tend to believe they might have been in a grove of fig trees. Nevertheless Eve is synonymous with taking a bite out of an apple. Would she have done so if she had seen how rotten that apple was? After all any cook will tell you spoiled apples do not become apple butter; they become rotten to the core. You do not eat that which is rotten without paying a high price in the near future.

At what point did America choose to look the other way, as corrupt politicians tickled our ears with fanciful tales of what they could do for us, if we would only give them what they desired? Which obviously they desired our votes. We Americans gave up our votes in return for promises, tag lines of promises & sound bites of promises. The insatiable appetite to have it all & pay for nothing was too enticing to the millennials or the couch potatoes or those pesky Occupiers. You remember those "Occupiers of Wall Street" who went on to be employed as "professional rioters" being offended or angered at any oppression as long as it had a check attached with their names on it.

The entire Obama regime, Clinton gestapo is rotten to the core. The stench from these two groups is akin to an outhouse in July. Surely no one in America at this point can honestly defend the lawbreakers. America we the people have the Opportunity to Vote & tell Washington what we think of their lawlessness. Would you take this behavior from your children, your family, your neighbors as acceptable? Then why in the hell are you accepting it from Obama, his administration, Hillary Clinton her staffers & all of those interconnected in this vile web of deception? 

There are missing tax dollars to the tune of $6.5 trillion dollars, Obama has been giving billions more to Iran & yet he never goes to Congress or is held accountable for anything. Many Americans give him a hall pass to keep walking the halls of the White House as he shuffles off to yet another golf game. Obama has no compliance to any laws, making laws as it suits him & disregarding them as it suits him, says he is Above the Law & yet no one holds him accountable or responsible! Hillary Clinton loses thousands of emails, along with 11 cell phones which are also missing or lost in a black hole in the universe somewhere. We now know that Hillary had 13 cell phones not just one as she had previously told the American people & Congress. Unfortunately 2 of the 13 phones were smashed with hammers. One can only suppose that the alleged staffer who smashed the 2 phones was so disgruntled by the way his/her boss Hillary Clinton was being treated that he/she out of frustration found the first available $6 million hammer lying around the State Department. Surely the rules that govern American citizens do not apply to the President, former Presidents, former First Ladies, especially any Former First Lady who went on to become Secretary of State & who know is running for office of the President of the United States. I mean why would the same rules apply to such elitist that walk on different soil than we do? Forgive me I forgot they walk on air apparently & their delicate feet do not touch such things as dirt. Dirty feet might add up to dirty hands if one were to do the math so no feet with touch the ground in this administration. Got it?!

Now meanwhile back in the world of the Clintons, pay for play is considered donations, but Rod Blagojevich the disgraced Governor of Illinois is doing Federal time in prison for attempting to sell then Senator Obama's senate seat. You know that is quite different from Former President Bill Clinton & First Lady Hillary Clinton "renting out" the Lincoln bedroom at the White House to the highest bidder or "allowing access" to the State Dept. to the highest contributor to the Clinton Foundation. The Clinton Foundation is the favorite "charity" of Bill, Hillary & Chelsea Clinton. If I had a "charity" of my own, that "allowed" me to funnel or shall we say "divert" the funds, into my personal bank account, then you can bet that would be my favorite charity. It's all in the speech, the politically correct speech, you know that PC speech that Bill Clinton used with Hillary whenever she caught him cheating on her, which spilled over into otherwise polite dinner conversation in front millions of Americans. Surely you remember "What is the definition of "IS"? The transformation of America began at that moment but without hindsight how could you have possibly seen that one coming at you? The much later statements of Hillary Clinton saying much beloved things like: "what do you mean "wiped"? Like in wiped with a cloth?"As she referred to her server being wiped, no one was giggling but her along with her staffers. What difference at this point does it make America? I ask you what difference does it make?

It makes a difference or "matters" to the families of those who chose to stand up to the Clintons or the Obama regime. Remember Chris Stevens begging for help in Benghazi & he was a friend of Hillary's according to her but he was fresh out of luck, after having had dinner with a Turkish diplomat on the fateful night of the Benghazi attack. Four Americans lost their lives after a 13 hour standoff with "protestors", as Hillary & Obama called them just "protestors". I guess not unlike the "protestors" that occupied Wall Street or the protestors in Ferguson who stood with "Black Lives Matters". Maybe like those of Dallas who were used as shields, as a lone wolf gunned down police officers. Those same protestors who protested allowing everyone to know that their checks from "Black Lives Matters", which is funded by George Soros, those checks had not reached the outstretched fists of the protestors.

 How is it that so many can riot in Ferguson, after they have been given the time to destroy as their Mayor so eloquently stated just before she tripped on that pesky Freudian slip, yet they manage to go home with paychecks in tow but anyone willing to testify against the Clintons does not live to the read the obituaries the next day, they become the topic therein? Those who are brave enough to speak out aka protest or agreement to testify suddenly wind up dead but no one among the dead is given justice; no one is doing so much as a faux FBI investigation into their deaths. The remainder have sudden dementia brought on by the fear of prison but most likely death. Now I don't know about you but it seems to me if you took the political aspects out & looked at this for what it is then you would see a Cartel. Now it makes sense. While we have been busy judging the Mexicans, for their inaction in reference to the Cartels, we were being governed by our own Cartel. Look at the big picture & not the distractions.

 How far did that proverbial apple fall from the tree? Usually apples do not travel long distances when they fall, as Sir Isaac Newton, found when he sat under the apple tree. How could two people who can not seem to manage to be truthful with each other or anyone else for that matter raise an honest child. Logic would tell you that deceit, lies, distraction whether well intended or deliberately guided will breed more of the same if left unchecked, especially for decades. The Clintons managed to both lie for decades, left unchecked by Democrats, their donors, their voters just unchecked. No reality checks & balances, no IRS checks by  IRS Commissioner John Koskinen & balances, no checks & balances in spread sheets b y accountants or oversight from board members of The Clinton Foundation. None. 

This brings us to The Clinton Foundation which can apparently make a $225 Million dollar error on tax returns with no penalties. How is that possible? Maybe IRS Commissioner John Koskinen washes the delicate feet of the Clintons & Obamas, after all those feet must never be caught dirty, much less their hands. Always keeping others close by to do the actual "work" behind the scenes. The Head of the IRS did manage to keep those pesky conservatives tied up with audits, if President Obama or Hillary Clinton were offended. You know those democrats are sensitive to "being offended" much like the rest of us are sensitive to snake bites. Protestors doing dirty work rioting, burning & looting, while Black Lives Matters writes out their paychecks & George Soros bank rolls Black Lives Matters, just another one of those shovel ready jobs Obama created. 

Know that the larger image is coming into focus after the last eight years of corruption run amuck, despite the "distractions" aka lies & misdirection's, do you see the bigger picture? The spider web of lies spun by the elitists at the White House aka the professional politicians is far more intricate than the world wide web of the internet. Day by day the web is beginning to unravel with leaks from Wikkileaks, misspoken words of political correctness being translated form distractions to lies. The body count keeps rising among those who oppose or are compelled by subpoena to talk & yet the mainstream media turns a blind eye, as they eat more rotten apples waiting for them to turn sweet like apple butter. The bittersweet taste of justice will be the only thing that will make those spoiled rotten apples taste of sweet apple butter. Justice & only justice will give the American people the closure to this chapter of a long nightmare. Alas, the American people may have to settle for the sweet taste of saying just desserts aka saying good riddance to spoiled rotten apples aka professional politicians. Cleaning out a few barrels of rotten apples to make way for the new beginnings of some really appetizing apple butter made form home grown American apples sounds truly great.

Let's restore America with straight talk not more of the same aka double talk of political correctness, which is anything but correct, it's corrupt. Consider voting for Donald Trump when you go into the voting booth. Donald Trump may not always speak with PC terms or eloquence but he speaks off the cuff with passion from his heart. I'd rather have someone who does not choose their words so wisely during heated discussions than someone who asks redundant questions like what is the definition of "IS" or What do you mean by "wiped"? Those who calculate everything they say before speaking usually have something to hide, whereas those who speak off the cuff, in the moment tend to make gaffs but are telling you the truth.

 I think I will excuse myself to have some apple butter on biscuits with some sweet tea.

 Thank you for taking your time to visit,
~ Lisa Morgan 
 www.getbeachslapped.blogspot.com
Author of "Get Beach Slapped" the non PC reality check humor book.