Green Acres is the place for me? Could be!

written by: Lisa Morgan                                                 10/21/2016


Did any of you see the sitcom Green Acres? Ah of course you did because if you are too young to remember that sitcom then you would most likely not be reading this blog post. I wonder how many people some 45 years after the sitcom would actually ditch the city to live on a farm or at the very least in a rural community with country folks? I for one would have no problem with it whatsoever.

I do acknowledge there are some drawbacks to being in a rural area such as not having shopping centers, fine dining, entertainment, access to a 24 hour convenience store with gas pumps, mass transit. You do know that those are the very reasons why you would also choose a farming community or rural area to live. It's about experiencing a simpler lifestyle, which is not for the faint of heart, who fret over being being more than three miles from what they desire at the moment.

Following the red brick path is not the same as following the yellow brick road, people work hard in a rural area; they farm the land or at the least grow gardens from which they eat versus going to a super market. The red brick path leads to a farmhouse in a quaint country area where people do not put on Gucci, they put on working boots & jeans. The path of red bricks are worn from hard work, families going to & fro from the front porch, as the screen door slams. You will inevitably hear a female voice say,"Don't slam that screen door!" The brick path that leads up to the front steps of a farmhouse is not pretentious, what it is for many is a way of life to follow the straight & narrow path. There is something to be said for taking a simple approach to life, following your heart, not caring about opinions of people who do not live in your community or who do not know you, doing what you love & loving what you do. Life is short & some people seem to figure that out long before others hence they live every day with purpose.

I think Green Acres is the life for me. It's a good thing this blog is not in stereo where you could actually hear me sing the theme song to the show. My dogs just looked at me like I was in pain, lots of pain.  I digress from the idea of living simple. No one is keeping you from achieving your goals but you! If you desire to live in the country, in rural America, on the side of a mountain or in a seaside fishing village; then make that move. YOLO means you only live once, so why not start living simple.

The only things we regret at the end of our lives are the missed opportunities, that we were too scared to reach out & grasp. I have missed a few, squandered others & I hope to make the most of the ones life offers to me from here on out, until the good Lord above calls my name. Until the next installment of my blog remember there are far worse things you can do than be self sufficient, thrifty, handy, purposeful. Watch for an opportunity, as it will pass you by like a warm summer breeze through the oak trees.

Thank you for taking your time to join me,
Lisa Morgan
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Hillary Clinton's FREE PASS cost some women everything!

Hillary Clinton's FREE PASS cost some women everything!

by Lisa Morgan                           October 11, 2016

I am befuddled by the women who have chosen to overlook the blaring neon sign in the room reading "RAPE". Bill Clinton is not on the Presidential ticket this time as a candidate but his wife Hillary Clinton is on the ballot. Her judgement is in question. How can you stay with a man who has been repeatedly for decades accuses by women of sexual assaults, rapes, groping? How can you raise your daughter in a household with a man accused of raping women? My question for all women is why does Hillary Clinton get a FREE PASS for her husband's disgusting actions, while any other woman of any political affiliation would be roasted on a bonfire by the left leaning feminists? Any other woman especially a conservative woman would be accused of child endangerment from a raising a daughter in a household with a man who on multiple occasions has been accused of sexual misconduct & rape! Ladies please justify to me why Hillary Clinton gets a FREE PASS on the actions of her husband but yet she champions women & children. The LIE & DENY campaign strategy.

A champion of women would not care what political affiliation sexual assault victims or rape victims were or even if they voted at all. A champion of women would see that a sexual predator like Bill Clinton was brought to justice. A champion of children would have seen that a child be raised in the a household where the father had multiple accusations of lurid behavior & rape accusations was taken out of the home until the cases were resolved, if the mother was unwillingly to protect the child. I understand the innocent until proven guilty argument, but when someone as powerful as the Clintons can have people silenced & some of them permanently, then you really question justice being blind. If you look at the facts but remove the Clinton names, then a prosecutor would have long ago brought charges against Bill Clinton period. Again I ask why does Hillary Clinton get a FREE PASS for choosing political strategy over moral character?

Hillary Clinton represented a child rapist in the case where then 12 year old Kathy Shelton was brutally raped & she was left enable to have children as a result of the vicious rape. Hillary grilled this 12 year old child, accusing her of fantasizing about sex, older men & perversion. Ladies do you remember being 12? Ladies over 40 do you remember being 12 at a time when sex was not thrown in your face at every turn in society? I do remember that time & the last thing I was thinking about was sex or older men. Perversion, sex & grown men are not thoughts that 12 year old girls have at all, so for Hillary Clinton to grill this girl like she was a prostitute & not respect her childhood is vile, unforgivable & inconceivable. Please tell me how a self proclaimed champion of children treats a child this way & represents a child rapist? This sick man was acquitted & had spent less than a year in jail. He went on to assault again. Kathy Shelton was scarred both mentally & physically by her attacker. Kathy Shelton was then scarred mentally by Hillary Clinton for accusing her of enjoying this rape, fantasizing about it & consenting to it. Can you imagine if this had happened to you, your daughter, your sister? Yet many millions of women are giving Hillary Clinton a FREE PASS on this & I ask why?

Let's just call Bill Clinton's frequent flier pass on the Lolita Express plane owned by Jeffrey Epstein another FREE PASS the Clinton name gets as a perk. Jeffrey Epstein once a Wall Street millionaire & very close friend of the Clinton family owned a private island where he would have underage girls as young as 12 to 14 years old held against their will, for the purposes of sex. Epstein would fly out his friends at a cost of course or a favor on his infamous plane later dubbed the Lolita Express. Bill Clinton took multiple flights with the manifests showing his name. On at least one occasion secret service men were along for the ride with bill Clinton, along with a member Obama's staff. You can Goggle this for yourself & see that Epstein was convicted & served time for his abuse of underage girls, but again the Clinton name carries weight & Epstein remains silent. A pedophile island where Bill Clinton was a frequent flier should send shock waves through morally conscious person, yet excuses are made instead because of the Clinton name. A pattern of behavior is easy to establish, as we look at the mounting deviant behavior associated with Bill Clinton. Hillary again defends him. The LIE & DENY strategy of the Clinton cartel has been working hard for decades.

How do you champion women when you are calling them names, attacking their character, attempting to silence them? You would say that is not in any way championing women, right? You would say that sounds like something a man would do, not a woman, especially not a champion of women. If you took Hillary Clinton & Bill Clinton names out of the story & you read the Bill Clinton raping Eileen Wellstone while he was attending college at Oxford & raping Juanita Broaddrick twice after he had punched her in the face afterwards telling her to,"put some ice on that", then you would be appalled? Let's go farther into his sexual assaults on Paula Jones, Kathleen Willey where he forced himself on them & by the grace of God they got away from him. You would concur that this man was a sexual predator & needed to be locked up to protect women. Somehow when you insert the name Bill Clinton, the story changes to Governor, President of the United States & he gets a FREE PASS. The women he sexually assaulted, raped get no justice ever in their lifetimes, because he is a former Governor, former President of the United States. Why is that? Is that fair? Is that ethical or even moral? At the very minimum he should be disgraced & shamed to show his face outside of his home, much less stand on a stage giving speeches for millions of dollars, giving speeches for women's rights, giving speeches attacking anyone for anything. At the very least his wife should be so ashamed to have stayed in a marriage with such a sick, twisted man, let alone raised her daughter in the same household as this man. At the very least this woman should not be championed as a political figure representing women or progressive ideas! This woman Hillary Clinton has shamelessly verbally attacked all of the aforementioned women who were sexually attacked & smeared their good names in the public. Hillary Clinton has made it her mission to destroy the lives of these women. These women have had men come to them threatening them if they did not remain silent, they have had notes left inside their locked homes, their pets killed with notes telling them to remain silent. You have the right to remain silent is usually heard by someone under arrest, not being told to a victim by goons sent out by the attacker & attacker's spouse. Think about that for a moment. Put your self in the position of those ladies who were victimized, put your daughter or niece's face on the 12 year old child that was raped, then tell me when you place Hillary Clinton & Bill Clinton's faces back into the story, that you can look at them in the same way. The faces of Hillary Clinton & Bill Clinton haunt these women daily.

Hillary Clinton champions women she says except for those her husband attacked. LIE & DENY at all costs to keep the legacy's fallacy intact.

If you can place all of this aside to cast your vote for Hillary Clinton, then please tell me why it's acceptable for her behavior & her husband Bill's behavior but not acceptable for any other woman who would have this past, while not having the name Clinton? Do you really want a person who attacks other women & silences them for the sole purpose of pushing her political career forward to advance her agenda. How can you be stronger together if you silence the voices of women & children who are sexually assaulted & raped? Is that what forward means to Hillary Clinton to move forward at all costs to obtain her legacy, at all costs? Does stronger together mean in silencing victims we are stronger to achieve an agenda? What does this say about the Democratic party? How can they honestly seek female voters, saying we are stronger together, as long as we silence the victims who litter our path? The Democratic party, of which I once was a member, has betrayed women & children dramatically by hoisting Hillary Clinton to a level of sainthood, while she terrorized women & a child rape victim; while she sat back & allowed her husband's pathological deviant behavior to continue, as she enabled him to continue to assault women.

Hillary Clinton will play the woman scorned by her philandering husband who has had many affairs, too many to count on her perfectly manicured fingers. Hillary will attempt to herself play the victim of the housewife who was cheated on by her adulterous husband, but she stayed furthermore she looked the other way for political power. She looked the other way rape, after sexual assault, after rape after affairs, after sexual assaults, after affairs, to further her political power for her legacy. Now let that sink in.

Why are you casting your precious vote for Hillary Clinton? Please explain that to me & to Bill Clinton's victims, to the lady who was grilled mercilessly by a conniving lawyer named Hillary Clinton who wanted to make a name for herself. Well she made a name for herself alright. You can pick the name that best suits her for yourself. I would not pick Commander in Chief or President. The first female President of the United States will come, but shouldn't we have a lady who is an upstanding lady, who we would be proud to hold as a role model for our daughters, nieces & granddaughters? Can you truly say Hillary is that woman? I think not. There are many wonderful women out there who will be a much better choice & we should wait for them. We've waited this long why blow it now by electing a woman like Hillary Clinton, who attacks other women & defends rapists. I champion other women & children. I choose not to support a fallacy of stronger together that costs women & children their dignity while continuing to LIE & DENY.

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Thank you for visiting my blog,
Lisa Morgan (Reformed Former Democrat)
author of Get Beach Slapped a reality check humor book.

America Grow Up!

America Grow Up!

by Lisa Morgan                                                                      October 7, 2016

 

                                                 

America grow up! The liberal media & liberals in general are perfectly fine with transgender sexuality or even no gender sexuality; whereby you decide each day what gender to be or you decide to be both on any given day. Seriously? You do not find this odd or offensive or unnatural. Neither do you find "hooking up" with someone randomly to be odd or unusual behavior, but moreover you consider it to be typical or acceptable. You America are good with transgenderism, unisex bathrooms, random sex with strangers or acquaintances, gay marriage, but you have an issue with Donald Trump acting like a typical male? This week we have a audio tape from 11 years ago when Donald Trump was a private citizen & for the better part of a year we have been looking for emails from when former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was the Secretary of State. A man who is a private citizen having a conversation that he thought was private & a woman who was holding political office acting illegally by setting up a private server in her basement, with National Security info being communicated to & from her. Yeah that's a tough one? No America it's not even close!

Actually I guarantee you if most men were being honest, they have talked trash on more than one occasion with other males about a woman’s appearance, their exploits or their conquests. Newsflash men can be incredibly rude, insensitive, brash when they are strutting around spewing testosterone. Men have a funny way of being men. They clean up their behavior in public & for the women they care about, for their families but when they are among other men, when no women are present (within earshot), they are men.

Are you really shocked that a man would talk like a man with another man? Are you shocked that a man has a sex drive? Or is it that the guy in question is Donald Trump? You do not take issue with Bill Clinton's sexual escapades before during or after the White House? Rape allegations have been made against Bill Clinton since he was 19 years old attending Oxford University where Eileen Wellstone accused Bill Clinton of rape. Women have come forward saying Bill Clinton raped them, groped them & sexually assaulted them. These women were NOT willing participants to his advances towards them. The list of women should also include those women who did & are still willingly have affairs with Bill Clinton, including a black woman in Arkansas who says Bill Clinton fathered her son who was born in 1985. The woman & her son who allege Bill Clinton fathered Danney Williams Clinton, claim Bill placed $700 per month in their mailbox until Bill Clinton began his campaign for the White House & Hillary was furious when she found out. The payments stopped abruptly. Google it! 

Do not forget the pedophile island whereby mature men would go to this island with the sole purpose of having sex with underage girls as young as 12 years old. Yes 12! The excursion including a plane titled "The Lolita Express". Bill Clinton was on the manifest at least two times along with secret service, (so taxpayers footed the bill for Bill's tryst with underage girls, not women but girls) & other Washington insiders. 

Bill Clinton can be accused of rape, groping, sexual assault, pedophilia, numerous affairs yet he's a "Teflon Don". Come on people you know better! Bill Cosby denied he had sex with women that were drugged by him & after so many women came forward, then you just had to say," Whoa!" If there is too much smoke there is fire & we all know this. So get over your innocent act of being judgmental, we are all adults here! The Clinton cartel does what they do, lie, deny, lie, cover-up, lie, smear campaigns, lie, deny. Teflon Don aka Slick Willie aka Bill Clinton & Hillary Rotten Clinton are the poster elitists seniors for “do as I say & not as I do!” The Clinton Cartel is hard at work again, working to cover-up & smear or deflect from Hillary’s inability to do anything but pander, lie, deny, deceive & shift positions.

I personally as a woman as not auditioning Donald Trump to be my next husband or to date my daughter, neither are any of you out there. If we want to dissect Presidential behavior by the reputation of the past Presidents' sexual behavior then we will have to postpone the election. May I remind everyone of John Kennedy, Bill Clinton, Thomas Jefferson, Franklin D. Roosevelt & the list goes on & on. Grow up America & quit acting offended because a man actually acted like a man! All you men who are so quick to judge, how would you like to have a hot microphone on you whenever you were having discussions with other men, when you thought no one would hear you? Stop the condescending behavior.

I don't give a damn who a political figure is sleeping with, has slept with in the past, that is between them & their spouse. I do care if it involves rape or sex with underage girls! I do not care that a man talks abrupt or crude about women with other men, that’s what millions of men do. They are men, so get over it, that's what they do. A woman is lying if they are saying they're shocked that men act like men & not metro-sexuals! All of you feminists how about letting men act like men when you're not looking. 

Grow up!

 I'm going to vote based on what I believe in, the direction I want this country to go in, the safety of the country, my rights as an American citizen. More & more of our rights are being trampled on by Democrats, on Sept. 30, 2016 Obama granted American internet to be overseen by a committee of countries, because he said, "America has too much power." Really? As an American this should make you angry. Hillary Clinton admits she says one thing publically, but believes just the opposite in emails to John Podesta. She admits to lying! There's a shocker for you! At least with Donald Trump he owns up to his outrageous behavior, but with Hillary she just LIES! Bill Clinton asks redundant questions like he asked at his "Impeachment Hearings", "What is the definition of is?” asked Bill Clinton. Really?

We Americans deserve better!

Millennials do not remember the Clinton scandals but they should Google them. Let's name a few: Juanita Broaddrick, Monica Lewinski, Kathleen Willey, Paula Jones, Sandra Allen James, Eileen Wellstone, Christy Zercher, Carolyn Moffet , Helen Dowdy, Becky Brown, Regina Blakely Hopper, Elizabeth Ward Gracen, Gennifer Flowers, Connie Hamzy , Dolly Kyle Browning, Sally Miller (Sally Perdue) , Lencola Sullivan (among a few of the 20+ women associated with sex scandals & Bill Clinton, while Hillary threatened the women & standing by Bill condoning his behavior for political reasons) Danney Williams Clinton (illegitimate child of Bill Clinton), Whitewater, File Gate, Vince Foster (all the bodies associated with Bill & Hillary Clinton numbering in the 50+ category), the FBI tape with Rodger Clinton (Rodger is buying cocaine & says his brother Bill is like a vacuum cleaner with the stuff), Bill Clinton's cocaine abuse, Lolita Express (excursions to a private island for sex with underage girls).

Make a choice on Nov 8, 2016 based off the people we have running for the Presidency. Make the decision wisely because everything is on the line. We may not recognize an America without borders, with globalist’s intentions, with green agendas that put coal & oil industries out of business, which is what Hillary Clinton has said she will do in private email to John Podesta. So America which is more offensive to you? A man using crude, brash language with another man about a woman or a woman who wants to put millions of Americans out of work & allow ISIS to walk into America? Your choice. 

Google these names: Juanita Broaddrick | Kathleen Willey | Paula Jones | Sandra Allen James | Eileen Wellstone | Christy Zercher | Carolyn Moffet | Helen Dowdy | Becky Brown | Regina Blakely Hopper | Monica Lewinsky | Elizabeth Ward Gracen | Gennifer Flowers | Connie Hamzy | Dolly Kyle Browning | Sally Miller (Sally Perdue) | Lencola Sullivan

Thank you for joining me,

Lisa Morgan

Author of the humor reality check book ” GET BEACH SLAPPED”

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