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Friday, September 9, 2016

Buttercups hold onto your Whiny Hineys


 Buttercups Hold onto your Whiny Hineys  

by Lisa Morgan                                                                                            Sept. 9, 2016
                                              The Buttercup Generation of Whiny babies

The Buttercup generation cries because they're offended by words, by actions, by appearances, by appearances of actions & they're offended that others might be offended, by the tantrums of the Buttercups. The Buttercups stomp & burn our American flag, they sit down in protest at our National Anthem. Contrast the Children of the 40's, 50's, 60's & 70's  who cried when we got whoopings, because our parents wanted to make sure we knew right from wrong & we did not embarrass them by acting like unruly brats or Buttercups. The Children of the 40's, 50's, 60's & 70's hold the American flag in high esteem along with the National Anthem. Hey Buttercups hold onto your hineys because LIFE has not yet begun to Whoop your A$$es. Life has a funny way of slapping your behind or hiney back into reality,  when you get too big for your britches (pants).  FYI: If you check the southern dictionary of slang then you will find that britches are pants, whoopings are serious spankings but not abuse & the hiney is your behind, butt or A$$. I'm sure my mother will call me with a few choice words for me after she reads that I wrote the word A$$. (IF you must ask what a Whooping is, then you have Never had one, trust me!) ~ Lisa Morgan www.getbeachslapped.blogspot.com

~ Lisa Morgan
author of the book "Get Beach Slapped" a reality check humor book

Wednesday, September 7, 2016

Spoiled Apples do Not become Apple Butter, they become Rotten to the Core

Spoiled Apples do Not become Apple Butter; 

they become Rotten to the Core

by Lisa Morgan                                                                  Sept 6, 2016





Apples conjure up visions of gardens, Eve & the infamous apple, apple bobbing & apples falling from trees. Although it's quite astounding how in an apple orchard Eve & Adam found fig leaves, I tend to believe they might have been in a grove of fig trees. Nevertheless Eve is synonymous with taking a bite out of an apple. Would she have done so if she had seen how rotten that apple was? After all any cook will tell you spoiled apples do not become apple butter; they become rotten to the core. You do not eat that which is rotten without paying a high price in the near future.

At what point did America choose to look the other way, as corrupt politicians tickled our ears with fanciful tales of what they could do for us, if we would only give them what they desired? Which obviously they desired our votes. We Americans gave up our votes in return for promises, tag lines of promises & sound bites of promises. The insatiable appetite to have it all & pay for nothing was too enticing to the millennials or the couch potatoes or those pesky Occupiers. You remember those "Occupiers of Wall Street" who went on to be employed as "professional rioters" being offended or angered at any oppression as long as it had a check attached with their names on it.

The entire Obama regime, Clinton gestapo is rotten to the core. The stench from these two groups is akin to an outhouse in July. Surely no one in America at this point can honestly defend the lawbreakers. America we the people have the Opportunity to Vote & tell Washington what we think of their lawlessness. Would you take this behavior from your children, your family, your neighbors as acceptable? Then why in the hell are you accepting it from Obama, his administration, Hillary Clinton her staffers & all of those interconnected in this vile web of deception? 



There are missing tax dollars to the tune of $6.5 trillion dollars, Obama has been giving billions more to Iran & yet he never goes to Congress or is held accountable for anything. Many Americans give him a hall pass to keep walking the halls of the White House as he shuffles off to yet another golf game. Obama has no compliance to any laws, making laws as it suits him & disregarding them as it suits him, says he is Above the Law & yet no one holds him accountable or responsible! Hillary Clinton loses thousands of emails, along with 11 cell phones which are also missing or lost in a black hole in the universe somewhere. We now know that Hillary had 13 cell phones not just one as she had previously told the American people & Congress. Unfortunately 2 of the 13 phones were smashed with hammers. One can only suppose that the alleged staffer who smashed the 2 phones was so disgruntled by the way his/her boss Hillary Clinton was being treated that he/she out of frustration found the first available $6 million hammer lying around the State Department. Surely the rules that govern American citizens do not apply to the President, former Presidents, former First Ladies, especially any Former First Lady who went on to become Secretary of State & who know is running for office of the President of the United States. I mean why would the same rules apply to such elitist that walk on different soil than we do? Forgive me I forgot they walk on air apparently & their delicate feet do not touch such things as dirt. Dirty feet might add up to dirty hands if one were to do the math so no feet with touch the ground in this administration. Got it?!

Now meanwhile back in the world of the Clintons, pay for play is considered donations, but Rod Blagojevich the disgraced Governor of Illinois is doing Federal time in prison for attempting to sell then Senator Obama's senate seat. You know that is quite different from Former President Bill Clinton & First Lady Hillary Clinton "renting out" the Lincoln bedroom at the White House to the highest bidder or "allowing access" to the State Dept. to the highest contributor to the Clinton Foundation. The Clinton Foundation is the favorite "charity" of Bill, Hillary & Chelsea Clinton. If I had a "charity" of my own, that "allowed" me to funnel or shall we say "divert" the funds, into my personal bank account, then you can bet that would be my favorite charity. It's all in the speech, the politically correct speech, you know that PC speech that Bill Clinton used with Hillary whenever she caught him cheating on her, which spilled over into otherwise polite dinner conversation in front millions of Americans. Surely you remember "What is the definition of "IS"? The transformation of America began at that moment but without hindsight how could you have possibly seen that one coming at you? The much later statements of Hillary Clinton saying much beloved things like: "what do you mean "wiped"? Like in wiped with a cloth?"As she referred to her server being wiped, no one was giggling but her along with her staffers. What difference at this point does it make America? I ask you what difference does it make?

It makes a difference or "matters" to the families of those who chose to stand up to the Clintons or the Obama regime. Remember Chris Stevens begging for help in Benghazi & he was a friend of Hillary's according to her but he was fresh out of luck, after having had dinner with a Turkish diplomat on the fateful night of the Benghazi attack. Four Americans lost their lives after a 13 hour standoff with "protestors", as Hillary & Obama called them just "protestors". I guess not unlike the "protestors" that occupied Wall Street or the protestors in Ferguson who stood with "Black Lives Matters". Maybe like those of Dallas who were used as shields, as a lone wolf gunned down police officers. Those same protestors who protested allowing everyone to know that their checks from "Black Lives Matters", which is funded by George Soros, those checks had not reached the outstretched fists of the protestors.

 How is it that so many can riot in Ferguson, after they have been given the time to destroy as their Mayor so eloquently stated just before she tripped on that pesky Freudian slip, yet they manage to go home with paychecks in tow but anyone willing to testify against the Clintons does not live to the read the obituaries the next day, they become the topic therein? Those who are brave enough to speak out aka protest or agreement to testify suddenly wind up dead but no one among the dead is given justice; no one is doing so much as a faux FBI investigation into their deaths. The remainder have sudden dementia brought on by the fear of prison but most likely death. Now I don't know about you but it seems to me if you took the political aspects out & looked at this for what it is then you would see a Cartel. Now it makes sense. While we have been busy judging the Mexicans, for their inaction in reference to the Cartels, we were being governed by our own Cartel. Look at the big picture & not the distractions.





 How far did that proverbial apple fall from the tree? Usually apples do not travel long distances when they fall, as Sir Isaac Newton, found when he sat under the apple tree. How could two people who can not seem to manage to be truthful with each other or anyone else for that matter raise an honest child. Logic would tell you that deceit, lies, distraction whether well intended or deliberately guided will breed more of the same if left unchecked, especially for decades. The Clintons managed to both lie for decades, left unchecked by Democrats, their donors, their voters just unchecked. No reality checks & balances, no IRS checks by  IRS Commissioner John Koskinen & balances, no checks & balances in spread sheets b y accountants or oversight from board members of The Clinton Foundation. None. 

This brings us to The Clinton Foundation which can apparently make a $225 Million dollar error on tax returns with no penalties. How is that possible? Maybe IRS Commissioner John Koskinen washes the delicate feet of the Clintons & Obamas, after all those feet must never be caught dirty, much less their hands. Always keeping others close by to do the actual "work" behind the scenes. The Head of the IRS did manage to keep those pesky conservatives tied up with audits, if President Obama or Hillary Clinton were offended. You know those democrats are sensitive to "being offended" much like the rest of us are sensitive to snake bites. Protestors doing dirty work rioting, burning & looting, while Black Lives Matters writes out their paychecks & George Soros bank rolls Black Lives Matters, just another one of those shovel ready jobs Obama created. 

Know that the larger image is coming into focus after the last eight years of corruption run amuck, despite the "distractions" aka lies & misdirection's, do you see the bigger picture? The spider web of lies spun by the elitists at the White House aka the professional politicians is far more intricate than the world wide web of the internet. Day by day the web is beginning to unravel with leaks from Wikkileaks, misspoken words of political correctness being translated form distractions to lies. The body count keeps rising among those who oppose or are compelled by subpoena to talk & yet the mainstream media turns a blind eye, as they eat more rotten apples waiting for them to turn sweet like apple butter. The bittersweet taste of justice will be the only thing that will make those spoiled rotten apples taste of sweet apple butter. Justice & only justice will give the American people the closure to this chapter of a long nightmare. Alas, the American people may have to settle for the sweet taste of saying just desserts aka saying good riddance to spoiled rotten apples aka professional politicians. Cleaning out a few barrels of rotten apples to make way for the new beginnings of some really appetizing apple butter made form home grown American apples sounds truly great.

Let's restore America with straight talk not more of the same aka double talk of political correctness, which is anything but correct, it's corrupt. Consider voting for Donald Trump when you go into the voting booth. Donald Trump may not always speak with PC terms or eloquence but he speaks off the cuff with passion from his heart. I'd rather have someone who does not choose their words so wisely during heated discussions than someone who asks redundant questions like what is the definition of "IS" or What do you mean by "wiped"? Those who calculate everything they say before speaking usually have something to hide, whereas those who speak off the cuff, in the moment tend to make gaffs but are telling you the truth.

 I think I will excuse myself to have some apple butter on biscuits with some sweet tea.

 Thank you for taking your time to visit,
~ Lisa Morgan 
 www.getbeachslapped.blogspot.com
Author of "Get Beach Slapped" the non PC reality check humor book.

Tuesday, August 30, 2016

To Build is Not to Restore, to restore is much Greater by far

 To Rebuild is Not to Restore, to Restore is much Greater by far      8/30/2016



PLEASE take a moment to read this:

To rebuild is not the same thing as to restore. Restoration means to take care to preserve & make anew without causing damage. Rebuilding requires destruction of what exists in order to create something different thus rebuild. What is going on right now in our country is quite distinctively different, as one mindset seeks to rebuild America therefore taking it to it's knees to rebuild it from scratch, meanwhile the other mindset is to restore what has made America exceptional.
The mindset to restore American greatness seeks to expand upon the thought that anyone can achieve their dreams in this country if they work hard & desire to be the best at what they do or what they create. The mindset of the rebuild America is to topple everything that others have worked for in order to have those same workers pay to give what they work for to someone else who is not willing to work, so that everyone has exactly the same amount, EXCEPT for the elite among the re-builders who wish to stay in a command position in order to control the situation, much like a dictatorship or socialistic/communistic environment. In order to achieve the re-builders must destroy by definition, they must bring in more of those seeking to destroy to overcome those who will oppose the destruction. They want America to be no better than any other nation & to pay for their past accolades in monetary payments or bribes. Pay to keep others from attacking you is no different than paying the mob or a bully not to rob you.

The restoratives will push to bring back what was taken away or given away in the form of jobs, money, strength. Through restoration of jobs, money will come, families will succeed, people will rise up from their knees to stand again on their own with pride. America will be what other nations fear & revere because of the strength, the excellence, the ability to achieve & have freedom. Strength assures that others will not attempt to bully or rob you, unless they choose to learn the hard way.

People what do you think will happen when there are more Syrian Muslims, Iranian Muslims, Afghani Muslims, Iraqi Muslims, Saudi Muslims & converted Muslims in this country than Christians? When the refugees/illegals keep on pouring in with No vetting, then exactly how do you think they shift the laws in this country when Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Obama, Hillary Clinton & other Democrats call them "Undocumented Citizens"? They will Vote to have Sharia Law. Ladies you better think about that all you feminists, your rights will be Gone..Gone...Gone! Hey guys no more bikinis, shorts or even seeing faces of women. Are you ready to go full throttle on love at first sight after the burka comes off?  Seriously we as Americans had better stand up & stand together against the Progressive Liberal Democrats! This ain't your Mama & Daddy's Democrats folks. This is the new hard line progressive militant which watches as riots burn town sections of towns; call for police to save the day & then condemn the police for intervening.

The Liberals have moved farther left doubling down on what Obama & Hillary have repeatedly said to "fundamentally remake America" or to "Fundamentally transform America", which means to tear down the existence of the current & past America, where American workers built businesses through sweat, long hours & hardships creating jobs for their communities; BUT Obama & Hillary Clinton said, "YOU DIDN'T BUILD THAT!" I call BS on that! Americans DID BUILD AMERICA, WE DID BUILD OUR BUSINESSES without the government.

Louisiana learned First Hand that the government did NOT rush to help them, Obama kept playing golf, while the Cajun Navy rowed in, churches rolled out meals, Trump visited & gave $100,000 dollars to HELP Louisiana victims. After all of this then Obama reluctantly makes an appearance.
Let me ask you exactly what is going on when the Baltimore mayor says,"Give them time to DESTROY" before the riots began? Why does Obama golf while cities are hit by natural disasters? Why does the government invite Black Lives Matters groups to the white house when their members call for the death of white babies? Why does Hillary say on the campaign trail,"We will tax the rich, we will tax the middle class to pay for changes"? Are these just misspoken statements...repeatedly? Or are they a well thought out plan to by their own words "Fundamentally remake/rebuild America".

The government led by Obama & condoned by Hillary Clinton & Joe Biden, who are delivering thousands of illegals on a regular basis across our borders, like they were delivering flowers to a paramour. We have the highest unemployment rates in some communities since the great depression, thousands have dropped out of the work force giving up & YET Obama brings in more illegals on planes, trains & boats. Why? It makes No Sense Unless...unless you look at the big picture. Stop looking at the black vs white, the conservative vs liberal, the worker vs the welfare recipient, rich vs poor & look at the larger image. The frightening larger image of a collapsed America where the Government steps in to FIX what has collapsed, BUT the government caused the collapse, because THEY had to collapse America to rebuild it. THEY the left had to remake America, so they had to destroy it first.

The liberal progressive realizes there is strength in numbers so they import illegals, export jobs; then they insert common core into the education system thereby systematically converting or brainwashing the youth of America to align with them & essentially against their parents. In order to control the masses they must first woo them with the lure of "FREEBIES", a Utopia of free love, no hatred, no racism, no poverty, government health care, free college; BUT stop the presses who is paying for all of the "FREE STUFF"? We all know even love is not free & if you ask any prostitute there is a fee or if you have a romp in the back of a car, then there might be a baby making an appearance in 9 months ergo nothing is free. American Taxpayers aka the American Worker is paying the bill. Somehow while seducing the youth & brainwashing the masses with the lure of "Freebies", they the liberals forgot to mention that the tab for the free stuff has increased to massive proportions, unsustainable proportions in fact, but if they tell the youth & the masses the truth; then the jig is up! No one will want to go for the plan if the plan in fact is that America will foot the bills to the tune of trillions of dollars, thereby collapsing under it's own weight, much like a stool meant to hold 200 lbs. being used by an obese person who would not stop consuming milk shakes, cakes & cheeseburgers. Finally one day the once thriving lean person has morphed into an obese 400 lb. unrecognizable mass of human flesh & then the unthinkable but foreseeable happens...the collapse.

Freedom is not the state of "Free Stuff"! Freedom is the ability to wear what you like, eat what you want, go where you want, to achieve without asking permission, to believe freely, to do no harm to others while having your freedoms. Anti police, Anti military, Anti business, Anti American, Anti American flag, Anti national anthem, everything that is opposed to America & American exceptionalism that makes US the greatest country on earth, is what has taken over! The offended, the elitist leftist, the lazy socialist, the nonfunctional welfare recipients all scream for more fairness, more wages, more paid leave, more aid, more medical care, more dental care, more subsidized housing, more voting without ID, more open borders, more gun control, more transgender bathrooms or all access bathrooms, more....more...more & it is never enough for them. Their desires, wants & lusts will never be satisfied because it will never be enough until they have taken everything there is to take as long as it is NEVER taking anything from THEM, always take from You, the American Worker/ American Taxpayer. We as American need to unite to defeat the evil that seeks to destroy the greatest nation on earth America!  Just think about it. Vote out those wishing to destroy America to rebuild her into an unrecognizable figure with a bride of Frankenstein replacing the statue of Liberty & seek to Vote in those who wish to restore her to her glory whereby polishing her to shine in harbor as a beacon guiding those who seek her freedom. The re-builders are the Democrats just not the democrats of yesteryear, who think moving forward means leading from behind. This means using you as a human shield. The restorers are the GOP Republicans who believe in America, the exceptionalism, the strength that demands respect without having to fire a shot because strength means by definition you can conquer. My vision for America is one of restoration not destruction. Restore America Vote GOP Republican.

Thank you for taking your time to visit & read my blog,
~ Lisa Morgan
(author of Get Beach Slapped book, available on ebook & paperback at Barnes & Nobel,
Apple itunes, Google play, Amazon & bookstores.)

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Wednesday, June 15, 2016

Where is the PHD for Common Sense?



 Common sense is not longer common but a very rare precious commodity in our society. There was a time not so long ago; even in the last forty years when people exhibited common sense on a daily basis rather than once in a lifetime. Shocking I know but quite true I assure you. What happened to wisdom & common sense coexisting with harmony? Now people think that reading books by those without true wisdom, lacking in morals, void of common sense somehow gives you wisdom. Wrong! You simply are well read in liberalism or viewpoints but nothing more. When truth is distorted, wrong is right & people are coddled when they make incredibly stupid decisions then we see that common sense has left the building.

More & more people exit college almost brain dead. It's astounding to see the astronomical bills people incur going to college, after being indoctrinated rather than educated. Beyond that point, these same people were not taught common sense by their parents or grandparents either.  Where did we as humans get so ignorant? Animals know that if you poke a gator it might eat you, well more than likely it will eat you. These same animals know that if they do not watch over their young, then there is a huge probability that their young will not survive to adulthood.




I actually think that people with common sense, should be able to get a PHD in common sense. Common sense unlike book sense is a fleeting commodity in the world today. Common Sense is what parents used to instill in their children. Nowadays not so much. God gave us brains people, so please use them. I suppose the zombies have eaten all of the functioning brains.  Off the top of my head no pun intended I can think of a few examples like maybe you should look both ways when you cross a street, do not text, operate a laptop or call people when you are drunk much less drive. How about watch your children & hold their hands, keep them in your sight & put their needs before your own? Don't marry the same man or woman multiple times because it's just dumb! the dryer can not shrink your clothes 2 sizes simply put away the Doritos & ice cream. Don't provoke a dog, especially one you do not know or there's a good chance you will get bitten & the same goes for playing with snakes. Do not play around lagoons in Florida because gators habitat in most lakes, lagoons & ponds in Florida, it's just a fact. Do not pour lighter fluid on the grill after you have placed your food on the grill, this is really not wise. Common sense people! Do not spend more than you make in income. If you leave a teenager to their own devices with free time, then do not be surprised if they get involved in gangs or get pregnant or get someone pregnant, use drugs or alcohol thereby doing even more stupid things, because they are teenagers. 

Common sense prevents many human mishaps. Do not walk while texting as you could walk into a manhole, in front of a bus or into a pissed off guy who has just found out through a text that his best friend is seeing his wife. The point is common sense can save us humans a lot of trouble in the future. Now where can I go to get that PHD in Common Sense? 

Thank you for joining me!

~ Lisa Morgan

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Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Hey Liberals here comes Hope & Change that America deserves !

We have a weak kneed President, who can not & will not speak out against Islam, Muslims or Illegals. America how long will we continue to be force fed lies from Obama, his cronies, Democrats & Liberals who preach tolerance & they have no tolerance for anyone who opposes their ideology. We must unite America if we want to continue to be Free. The Democrats, Liberals, Obama, Hillary Clinton are all plotting as you read this to ban guns from Americans while illegals, criminals, radical Muslims will have guns along with the government. Really? We all know that is not the answer. Defending Our Constitution is the only Answer!

We as American citizens must Vote out the Democrats, Liberals, Progressives & Socialists who do not uphold the laws of our land, who do not defend the Constitution. Europe has allowed the Muslim Refugees Invasion to basically destroy their land, their way of life along with their economy & it has come at an alarming cost, many rapes, murders, robberies at the hands of these so called refugees who have flooded Europe. They never appreciate the kindness shown to them they just demand, take & assault. They do not assimilate, the dominate! America wake up now or one day it may be too late. Look what has happened to this country since 9/11 when we were attacked by Muslims, Liberals have made us all feel guilty. Feel guilty for what? For not doing more, for our races, for our material possessions, for working hard & being told we are not working enough to support the illegals or as Nancy Pelosi calls them undocumented citizens.

We are told by the liberals to be more tolerant, to be patient, to give more, to work harder, to accept, to acknowledge that we somehow deserve less because we have worked hard; all the while these same liberals tell illegals & our youth to "get what you deserve". What the hell does that mean? No you work hard for what you want & then you get it. Every commercial says on TV, "get what you deserve", which is more of the liberal brainwashing! Get off your asses & be the hard working America that is the Land of the free & the home of the brave! We are not the land of kiss foreign illegals asses, or the land of tolerate while they dominate us! No we are Americans who are tired of making excuses for being free, for being gun owners, for being hard workers who drive pickup trucks, who carry bibles, who say God bless you & Merry Christmas, who baseball, apple pie, freedom, our Flag Old Glory that wave proudly!

Yes we are Americans & we are fed up so all you ass kissing liberals better watch out come election day 2016 because your world is about to change, as we the people make the necessary changes just not ones you had hoped for with your weak kneed Obama, Hillary Clinton & the liberal cronies. Liberals your days of offending hard working Americans with your idiotic ideology to tear down America are over! The wave of Americans standing up for our freedoms will knock you liberals on your asses. I hope you liberals are wearing your Depends because you are going to need them.

 Whether you like Donald Trump or not, whether you agree with him a little, somewhat or a lot he is the guy who has stood up to the liberals, stood on a stage of 17 candidates & became the victor of the GOP field. Mr. Trump is our guy, the guy who will defeat Hillary Clinton, the guy who will stand up to the liberals, the illegals, the radical Muslims. Hey all you liberals, progressives, socialists & radical Anti- Americans here comes the hope & change that hard working Americans deserve! We are taking back our country so I hope you can deal the changes you are about face as America stands up to liberal tyranny. Have you liberals pulled on those depends yet? It's what you deserve, after we non-liberals have endured the wrath of Obama. We are making America great again baby!
~ Lisa Morgan
My book "Get Beach Slapped" is available in paperback & ebook formats.
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Friday, June 3, 2016

Please find the nearest Exit & use it!!!!

I'm Not mincing my words when I say the next statement: 

Let it be known very clearly that ALL who call themselves Trump Protesters who are actually Rioters, who burn the American flag, while waving a Mexican Flag or any flag, You are not fooling anyone with your Thug actions. You protest that you want tolerance, but you are Not tolerant of anyone who wishes to hear speech from anyone but whom you choose & that is not freedom it is totalitarianism. Freedom of Speech guarantees those who wish to hear Mr. Donald Trump give speeches, can hear him speak & lay out his plan for America.   Furthermore if ALL of you who burn the American flag, wave a Mexican flag or any other flag, you may find the nearest exit sign & leave America, to go to Mexico or wherever you choose according to the flag you are waving!!! 


ALL who burn the American flag your sorry asses better run for the border because God fearing, America loving Citizens have had Enough of the BS thrust upon us by the Progressive left administration holding office. Let me be perfectly clear on this, feel free to take your liberal ass opinions elsewhere such as Europe, Mexico or the Middle East, because I for one am sick of hearing your ignorant chants. You are solidifying Mr. Trump will be the next American president with your intolerance for the rights of others who Choose to hear Trump speak. America offers rights to our Citizens, not to undocumented or illegals who entered this country illegally or to those who came here with visas & over stayed their visa. American citizens are taking back our country from those idiots who call themselves Democrats, Progressives, Socialists, Liberals & Undocumented citizens which means ILLEGALS!

 

American citizens will not tolerate the burning of OUR BELOVED AMERICAN FLAG by fascists, socialists, traitors, idiots, progressives, morons, lazy ass Gen X, illegals, communists or Hillary loving law breakers!!!! If you are one of the aforementioned Anti-Americans feel FREE to exit America! As AMERICANS we have freedoms, so by all means use your Freedom to take Your Ungrateful Ass to another country & do not return! Let's see how your Lazy, Ungrateful asses are received by Mexico, South America, Cuba, Europe, the Middle East or Asia. 

 

God Bless America! ~ Lisa Morgan

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Tuesday, April 26, 2016

April Rain brings forth Spring:The rebirth of the earth

 April rain brings forth Spring: The rebirth of the earth
 written by Lisa Morgan






The rain finally stopped on Easter Sunday afternoon. The sun peeked from behind the grey clouds as the sky was teasing me with a hint of blue skies. The trees seemed to have diamond earrings dangling from the branches but alas it was simple raindrops clinging to the branches reminding me of diamond earrings hung from the earlobes of a young lady, as she prepares for a suitor. Isn't funny how life in it's simplicity can give us such beauty if we are willing to open our eyes to view it.


I prefer my eggs au naturel  versus being dyed with color on Easter, that is not to say that for decades I didn't color eggs like most people do prior to celebrating the appearance of the elusive Easter bunny. Nowadays I'm more into reflecting on Easter, just not as a day of chocolate bunnies, multi colored eggs dyed with chemicals sitting in plastic baskets made in China; but as a day of thankfulness that Christ resurrected. I'll take my eggs farm fresh with some roses with the dew or raindrops glistening off of them. 



April rains bring forth the spring temperatures along with re-growth of vegetation. Spring flowers love the new rain. It's a cleansing so to speak for the earth or a rebirth after a frigid, dark winter. We could all use a good cleansing. Starting fresh with a new attitude. I hope everyone had a blessed Easter or Resurrection Day. John 3:16 comes to my mind: For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whomsoever believes upon him shall not perish but have everlasting life. Jesus is what we should celebrate, not dyed eggs or Easter, which by the way if you Google Easter; you find it is a pagan goddess named Ishtar. The Christian Bible warns against Ishtar & following pagan gods. Just an FYI about how American holidays have gotten us off track from God's holy word. I prefer to believe God's word & not celebrate Easter but celebrate Jesus's sacrifice for all sins. Our belief in Christ Jesus is liken to a rebirth after a cold, dark time of darkness & being lost in the world. May your week be filled with the beauty & bounty of the earth. God bless those who choose to follow the word of God, the God of Abraham, Issac & Jacob (the Hebrews). God bless America!

Thank you for your time to join me,
Lisa Morgan
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