Where is the PHD for Common Sense?

 Common sense is not longer common but a very rare precious commodity in our society. There was a time not so long ago; even in the last forty years when people exhibited common sense on a daily basis rather than once in a lifetime. Shocking I know but quite true I assure you. What happened to wisdom & common sense coexisting with harmony? Now people think that reading books by those without true wisdom, lacking in morals, void of common sense somehow gives you wisdom. Wrong! You simply are well read in liberalism or viewpoints but nothing more. When truth is distorted, wrong is right & people are coddled when they make incredibly stupid decisions then we see that common sense has left the building.

More & more people exit college almost brain dead. It's astounding to see the astronomical bills people incur going to college, after being indoctrinated rather than educated. Beyond that point, these same people were not taught common sense by their parents or grandparents either.  Where did we as humans get so ignorant? Animals know that if you poke a gator it might eat you, well more than likely it will eat you. These same animals know that if they do not watch over their young, then there is a huge probability that their young will not survive to adulthood.




I actually think that people with common sense, should be able to get a PHD in common sense. Common sense unlike book sense is a fleeting commodity in the world today. Common Sense is what parents used to instill in their children. Nowadays not so much. God gave us brains people, so please use them. I suppose the zombies have eaten all of the functioning brains.  Off the top of my head no pun intended I can think of a few examples like maybe you should look both ways when you cross a street, do not text, operate a laptop or call people when you are drunk much less drive. How about watch your children & hold their hands, keep them in your sight & put their needs before your own? Don't marry the same man or woman multiple times because it's just dumb! the dryer can not shrink your clothes 2 sizes simply put away the Doritos & ice cream. Don't provoke a dog, especially one you do not know or there's a good chance you will get bitten & the same goes for playing with snakes. Do not play around lagoons in Florida because gators habitat in most lakes, lagoons & ponds in Florida, it's just a fact. Do not pour lighter fluid on the grill after you have placed your food on the grill, this is really not wise. Common sense people! Do not spend more than you make in income. If you leave a teenager to their own devices with free time, then do not be surprised if they get involved in gangs or get pregnant or get someone pregnant, use drugs or alcohol thereby doing even more stupid things, because they are teenagers. 

Common sense prevents many human mishaps. Do not walk while texting as you could walk into a manhole, in front of a bus or into a pissed off guy who has just found out through a text that his best friend is seeing his wife. The point is common sense can save us humans a lot of trouble in the future. Now where can I go to get that PHD in Common Sense? 

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~ Lisa Morgan

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Hey Liberals here comes Hope & Change that America deserves !

We have a weak kneed President, who can not & will not speak out against Islam, Muslims or Illegals. America how long will we continue to be force fed lies from Obama, his cronies, Democrats & Liberals who preach tolerance & they have no tolerance for anyone who opposes their ideology. We must unite America if we want to continue to be Free. The Democrats, Liberals, Obama, Hillary Clinton are all plotting as you read this to ban guns from Americans while illegals, criminals, radical Muslims will have guns along with the government. Really? We all know that is not the answer. Defending Our Constitution is the only Answer!

We as American citizens must Vote out the Democrats, Liberals, Progressives & Socialists who do not uphold the laws of our land, who do not defend the Constitution. Europe has allowed the Muslim Refugees Invasion to basically destroy their land, their way of life along with their economy & it has come at an alarming cost, many rapes, murders, robberies at the hands of these so called refugees who have flooded Europe. They never appreciate the kindness shown to them they just demand, take & assault. They do not assimilate, the dominate! America wake up now or one day it may be too late. Look what has happened to this country since 9/11 when we were attacked by Muslims, Liberals have made us all feel guilty. Feel guilty for what? For not doing more, for our races, for our material possessions, for working hard & being told we are not working enough to support the illegals or as Nancy Pelosi calls them undocumented citizens.

We are told by the liberals to be more tolerant, to be patient, to give more, to work harder, to accept, to acknowledge that we somehow deserve less because we have worked hard; all the while these same liberals tell illegals & our youth to "get what you deserve". What the hell does that mean? No you work hard for what you want & then you get it. Every commercial says on TV, "get what you deserve", which is more of the liberal brainwashing! Get off your asses & be the hard working America that is the Land of the free & the home of the brave! We are not the land of kiss foreign illegals asses, or the land of tolerate while they dominate us! No we are Americans who are tired of making excuses for being free, for being gun owners, for being hard workers who drive pickup trucks, who carry bibles, who say God bless you & Merry Christmas, who baseball, apple pie, freedom, our Flag Old Glory that wave proudly!

Yes we are Americans & we are fed up so all you ass kissing liberals better watch out come election day 2016 because your world is about to change, as we the people make the necessary changes just not ones you had hoped for with your weak kneed Obama, Hillary Clinton & the liberal cronies. Liberals your days of offending hard working Americans with your idiotic ideology to tear down America are over! The wave of Americans standing up for our freedoms will knock you liberals on your asses. I hope you liberals are wearing your Depends because you are going to need them.

 Whether you like Donald Trump or not, whether you agree with him a little, somewhat or a lot he is the guy who has stood up to the liberals, stood on a stage of 17 candidates & became the victor of the GOP field. Mr. Trump is our guy, the guy who will defeat Hillary Clinton, the guy who will stand up to the liberals, the illegals, the radical Muslims. Hey all you liberals, progressives, socialists & radical Anti- Americans here comes the hope & change that hard working Americans deserve! We are taking back our country so I hope you can deal the changes you are about face as America stands up to liberal tyranny. Have you liberals pulled on those depends yet? It's what you deserve, after we non-liberals have endured the wrath of Obama. We are making America great again baby!
~ Lisa Morgan
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Please find the nearest Exit & use it!!!!

I'm Not mincing my words when I say the next statement: 

Let it be known very clearly that ALL who call themselves Trump Protesters who are actually Rioters, who burn the American flag, while waving a Mexican Flag or any flag, You are not fooling anyone with your Thug actions. You protest that you want tolerance, but you are Not tolerant of anyone who wishes to hear speech from anyone but whom you choose & that is not freedom it is totalitarianism. Freedom of Speech guarantees those who wish to hear Mr. Donald Trump give speeches, can hear him speak & lay out his plan for America.   Furthermore if ALL of you who burn the American flag, wave a Mexican flag or any other flag, you may find the nearest exit sign & leave America, to go to Mexico or wherever you choose according to the flag you are waving!!! 

ALL who burn the American flag your sorry asses better run for the border because God fearing, America loving Citizens have had Enough of the BS thrust upon us by the Progressive left administration holding office. Let me be perfectly clear on this, feel free to take your liberal ass opinions elsewhere such as Europe, Mexico or the Middle East, because I for one am sick of hearing your ignorant chants. You are solidifying Mr. Trump will be the next American president with your intolerance for the rights of others who Choose to hear Trump speak. America offers rights to our Citizens, not to undocumented or illegals who entered this country illegally or to those who came here with visas & over stayed their visa. American citizens are taking back our country from those idiots who call themselves Democrats, Progressives, Socialists, Liberals & Undocumented citizens which means ILLEGALS!

 

American citizens will not tolerate the burning of OUR BELOVED AMERICAN FLAG by fascists, socialists, traitors, idiots, progressives, morons, lazy ass Gen X, illegals, communists or Hillary loving law breakers!!!! If you are one of the aforementioned Anti-Americans feel FREE to exit America! As AMERICANS we have freedoms, so by all means use your Freedom to take Your Ungrateful Ass to another country & do not return! Let's see how your Lazy, Ungrateful asses are received by Mexico, South America, Cuba, Europe, the Middle East or Asia. 

 

God Bless America! ~ Lisa Morgan

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April Rain brings forth Spring:The rebirth of the earth

 April rain brings forth Spring: The rebirth of the earth
 written by Lisa Morgan

The rain finally stopped on Easter Sunday afternoon. The sun peeked from behind the grey clouds as the sky was teasing me with a hint of blue skies. The trees seemed to have diamond earrings dangling from the branches but alas it was simple raindrops clinging to the branches reminding me of diamond earrings hung from the earlobes of a young lady, as she prepares for a suitor. Isn't funny how life in it's simplicity can give us such beauty if we are willing to open our eyes to view it.

I prefer my eggs au naturel  versus being dyed with color on Easter, that is not to say that for decades I didn't color eggs like most people do prior to celebrating the appearance of the elusive Easter bunny. Nowadays I'm more into reflecting on Easter, just not as a day of chocolate bunnies, multi colored eggs dyed with chemicals sitting in plastic baskets made in China; but as a day of thankfulness that Christ resurrected. I'll take my eggs farm fresh with some roses with the dew or raindrops glistening off of them. 

April rains bring forth the spring temperatures along with re-growth of vegetation. Spring flowers love the new rain. It's a cleansing so to speak for the earth or a rebirth after a frigid, dark winter. We could all use a good cleansing. Starting fresh with a new attitude. I hope everyone had a blessed Easter or Resurrection Day. John 3:16 comes to my mind: For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whomsoever believes upon him shall not perish but have everlasting life. Jesus is what we should celebrate, not dyed eggs or Easter, which by the way if you Google Easter; you find it is a pagan goddess named Ishtar. The Christian Bible warns against Ishtar & following pagan gods. Just an FYI about how American holidays have gotten us off track from God's holy word. I prefer to believe God's word & not celebrate Easter but celebrate Jesus's sacrifice for all sins. Our belief in Christ Jesus is liken to a rebirth after a cold, dark time of darkness & being lost in the world. May your week be filled with the beauty & bounty of the earth. God bless those who choose to follow the word of God, the God of Abraham, Issac & Jacob (the Hebrews). God bless America!

Thank you for your time to join me,
Lisa Morgan
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Here I Go making Waves Again, Get Beach Slapped!

                                                                                                written by Lisa Morgan 

 

Here I go making Waves again! What happens when "Outsiders" are elected to political office? They become "Insiders" right? Just saying I'm not sure if there is such a thing as "Outsider" when it comes to the Government & political offices. Does anyone in America truly believe that politicians whether they are career politicians, billionaires or first term senators give a damn about the average Joe or Jill? Well if you do then you are very naive & just what politicians look for in voters, because you are easily manipulated & malleable.
Granted there maybe some who start out with good intentions to some extent but truly by the time the election cycle is over & they have won; then they are already politicians versed in the game of deceit & playing ball with the big boys. It's the nature of the beast, a political system that we call the government, which seeks to gain more & more control over our everyday lives, while brain dead Bernie Sanders zombies want the government to take the wheel & steer us all straight to the poor house; just as long as they get their Free Stuff!
It's nothing more than double speak from any political candidate when they make campaign promises. They have no idea if they can actually do what they say they will do, but it sounds mighty good to voters, especially the ones that are struggling everyday & too exhausted when they come in from work to listen to the news much less research the issues or the candidates. It's much easier to scroll through a stream of social media memes, listen to a few mainstream media news shows & believe every word their candidate says as the gospel. Newsflash: they all lie! Somewhere between what the politicians aka political candidates say & their past actions lies the truth, but it's anybody's guess exactly where the truth lies because no one in their camps is going to open Pandora's box. Well except for maybe Bill Clinton, that is his specialty after all isn't it?
What I'm saying is buyer beware! Do not go blindly behind any man or woman, for every human is fallible. Look at the weaknesses as well as the strengths of the candidates & ask yourself if these are qualities you admire in a person? If someone shows you who they really are, then pay attention, even if you are drunk on the Cool-Aid factor. Obama supporters should have awakened from their Cool-Aid factor about now realizing that he is not cool nor was the aid he was offering Free! Nothing in life is Free & if a political candidate aka politician says something is Free it's code for " more taxes to taxpayers".
Remember there are no "Outsiders" in politics because they all are playing the game to win it, which makes candidates aka politicians, "Insiders" & the rest of the nation is made up of bystanders who do all of the actual hard work, picking up the tab for their expenditures, therefore "We the People" should demand more of the political candidates aka politicians & we should do less lock stepping with them. This is my opinion & I'm sure I'm making waves again! Get Beach Slapped!

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Lisa Morgan
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My Bucket List became a Bouquet List

My Bucket List became a Bouquet List

written by Lisa Morgan                                                                                         3/25/2016
                          
Life happens to us when we aren't paying attention. Sometimes if we take a moment to reflect on our lives then we find the most amazing things were taking place; things that we had wished for at times but never expected to happen. Dreams can become reality. It's what you do when the dream becomes reality that truly matters the most.

Everyone it seems is making bucket lists these days. You know that good old to do list of things we want to experience before we kick the proverbial bucket falling into the final resting place.  It made perfectly good sense to me sit down in front of my laptop, peck away at the keys to produce a simple bucket list. What I found was it's not as easy as you might think. My premise was that if you had only one day left to live, but you could do anything or go anywhere to do that anything; what would it be? I was stumped. I thought I would reflect on the fifteen years of my life, in order to get some perspective on the things I had wanted to accomplish but never quite got around to doing, in the South we call that "roundtuit" or get around to it. I sat down with a paper & pen at my kitchen bar to pen what I've accomplished over the last fifteen years. God bring you what you need in the season that you need it to come to you, even if you had forgotten what you needed.

I'm a dreamer with realist tendencies or vice versa & even so I consider myself to be a down to earth person. What I found was quite astonishing to me. My bucket list of things I had wanted to achieve twenty years ago had actually happened to me, not necessarily that I felt like I made them happen. Does that make any sense? I had at various time vocalized or day dreamed about wanting to attain certain goals, but with the direction that my life was going at the time, I might as well have been hoping to walk on the moon or dance with Brad Pitt. Although the dance with Brad Pitt option will remain open as long as I'm breathing. 
I digress once again so back to the handwritten list I was penning while sitting at the bar in my kitchen one morning. I sipped on my second large mug of java clicking my pen on the counter top. I started to put down on paper my achievements minuscule or grande. This is what I wrote:

Create Paintings or Artwork
 Sell at least one painting or piece of artwork (I'm an Artist)
 Get on a Plane (Conquered a fear)
Write TV show concepts & have them looked at by Hollywood Execs
Go to Hollywood Oscar parties (realize that I'm Not the starstruck type)
Buy a Mercedes ( realize the new wears off the label after a few weeks but still cool )
Produce & Direct a documentary film   (I'm a Producer & Director)
Write a Screenplay & have it filmed (I'm a Screenwriter)
Write a book
Have an admired comic laugh at my writing (David Brenner)
Write, Act, Produce & Direct a sizzle reel for a TV show (I'm an Actress)
Act in film play productions in Georgia (Not Oscar worthy just fun)
Find True Forgiveness
Pay cash for a house (good timing both in buying, selling & buying again)
Realize that you have a best friend, a true friend
Have my book Published (I'm an Author)
Sell at least one copy of my book (Yay!)
Write a Blog
Go to a Rolling Stones concert
Realize my soulmate is not perfect but neither am I
Appreciate my life

When I had finished this list of accomplishments, it dawned on me that this was an awesome bucket list, that I never could have imagined accomplishing twenty years ago. I decided to rename "My Bucket List" with a more deserving name & I christened it "My Bouquet List". The list had become a much more aromatic, colorful list therefore more deserving of a title befitting a fragrant stroll in a garden of life. No matter what I achieve from here until they lay me under the earth to push up daisies, I will consider my life to have been far more colorful than I could have written for myself. You see all the BS I have dealt with has cultivated a fertile ground for a lovely garden from which to pick a bouquet of flowers. Reality checks come when you least expect them but are most needed. God had given me a Bouquet List, while I was looking for a Bucket List. All things are possible with God.

Thank you for taking your time to join me,
Lisa Morgan
Author of the Get Beach Slapped book, a satirical reality check on life.
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